Royal Disasters

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Summary
queenofnaps: wellqueenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a whilequeenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stoneur so valid: wait don’t kill birdsteba: it’s a figure of speechteba: duhspeak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
Note
i had a revelation at 2am and wrote this messzelda: queenofnapslink: speak upmipha: ur so validdaruk: gentle giantrevali: mothmanurbosa: adult supervisionsidon: gay fish manyunobo: rocks are neatteba: (first its just teba) pissbabyriju: ur mom haha
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3am

queenofnaps: what is up my funky pals

 

speak up: go to bed!

 

speak up: please!

 

queenofnaps: i wanna talk to my funky pals

 

queenofnaps: my brethren

 

queenofnaps: my cool dudes

 

ur mom haha: is she ok?

 

speak up: she’s been texting me like this for an hour and i think she’s exhausted

 

adult supervision: either that or she’s drunk

 

adult supervision: wait riju why are you awake

 

ur mom haha: uR AWAKE

 

adult supervision: but i’m an adult

 

adult supervision: you’re a child who has school at like 8am

 

ur mom haha: ur not my mom

 

adult supervision: bitch? close enough?

 

queenofnaps: haha bc you’re her guardian. or somthing

 

speak up: GO TO BED

 

gay fish man: i personally think this is very entertaining

 

speak up: of course you do

 

ur so valid: sweetheart please go to bed

 

queenofnaps: i will. consider

 

speak up: OH SO WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND TELLS U

 

queenofnaps: i actually. lik e her

 

ur so valid: are we not discussing the girlfriend oart

 

ur so valid: i think that’s a thing to talk about

 

ur so valid: haha what!

 

queenofnaps: oh yeah she’s not my girlfriend

 

ur so valid: yeah link

 

queenofnaps: yet

 

ur so valid: YET.??????

 

speak up: ah

 

speak up: she becomes bold when tired, apparently

 

ur so valid: :)

 

gay fish man: oh my god this is hilarious

 

ur so valid: SHUT UP

 

gay fish man: my sister is a panicked gay

 

ur so valid: LITERALLY LOOK AT YOUR USERNAME

 

gay fish man: at least i admit it

 

queenofnaps: is it so wrong to think my female compadre is so beautiful that it makes me cry

 

ur so valid: auhshhsajjjkkaodl

 

speak up: no but you need to GO TO BED

 

ur so valid: i. second that

 

ur so valid: strongly

 

queenofnaps: fine but only cause the oretyy one said so

 

adult supervision: this is the sapphic representation we deserve

 

ur mom haha: we don’t deserve anything

 

ur mom haha: but this is the representation we needed

 

adult supervision: you’re so right

 

adult supervision: BUT GO TO BED

 

ur mom haha: FINE FINE

 

gay fish man: so anyway

 

gay fish man: mipha how you feelin

 

ur so valid: i’m FINE

 

speak up: some would say she’s thriving

 

ur so valid: SHUT

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