Royal Disasters

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Summary
queenofnaps: wellqueenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a whilequeenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stoneur so valid: wait don’t kill birdsteba: it’s a figure of speechteba: duhspeak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
Note
i had a revelation at 2am and wrote this messzelda: queenofnapslink: speak upmipha: ur so validdaruk: gentle giantrevali: mothmanurbosa: adult supervisionsidon: gay fish manyunobo: rocks are neatteba: (first its just teba) pissbabyriju: ur mom haha
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enter beedle

6:38pm

 

gay fish man: idea!

 

pissbaby: no

 

gay fish man: boys sleepover

 

gay fish man: no girls

 

mothman: what are you, 12?

 

gay fish man: what are you, a bitch?

 

gentle giant: what a good idea

 

gay fish man: thank you my friend!

 

speak up: y’all r free to come to my house

 

rocks r neat: are your parents like

 

rocks r neat: ok with that

 

speak up: they are dead

 

rocks r neat: OH MY GOD

 

rocks r neat: IM SOS ORRY FUCK

 

rocks r neat: I THOUGHT U WERE TEBA

 

speak up: HSH ITS OK YUNOBO

 

mothman: don’t you have like

 

mothman: a guardian or relative u live with tho?

 

speak up: no i proved i could afford this apartment so they let me live on my own

 

mothman: whos they

 

speak up: the people

 

mothman: that doesn’t answer anything, actually

 

pissbaby: as long as you feed me i will go

 

gentle giant: GREAT let’s get this party started

 

11:08 pm

 

speak up: i swear to god

 

ur so valid: ????

 

ur so valid: everything ok?

 

speak up: so we’re playing overwatch

 

speak up: and my next door neighbor opened up his vent and asked if we were playing ow

 

speak up: so we said yes and he asked to join

 

speak up: basically sidon has made a new best friend

 

gay fish man: HIS NAMES BEEDLE AND HES A FUKIN LEGEND

 

gay fish man: he’s a fucking GOD at reinhardt

 

gentle giant: and i though i was a decent reinhardt main

 

gay fish man: link why have you never introduced us

 

speak up: uh idk i didn’t really think of it

 

gay fish man added bugman

 

gay fish man: the man the myth the legend

 

bugman: ah so this is the group

 

bugman: what is UP everyone

 

papaya: wait wait i remember beedle

 

papaya: wasn’t there rumors about him being a drug dealer

 

bugman: oh my god yes there was

 

bugman: i don’t sell drugs tho

 

bugman: i DO sell pastries and bugs

 

bugman: not together tho they’re separate business

 

papaya: huh

 

papaya: strange combo but that’s valid

 

queenofnaps: oh beedle! i’ve heard about u

 

bugman: bc the drug dealer stuff?

 

queenofnaps: no! link talks about you sometimes

 

queenofnaps: he says you’re a cool guy so i trust him

 

queenofnaps: it’s hard to get link to notice people let alone talk to them enough to become friends

 

bugman: liiINK YOU TALK ABOUT ME

 

speak up: sometimes

 

bugman: i feel so flattered

 

queenofnaps: well it’s a pleasure to have u here

 

bugman: i’m glad to have been added

 

gay fish man: ME TOO

 

gay fish man: A LEGEND SUCH AS YOURSELF DESERVES RECOGNITION

 

bugman: i’ve never felt so loved

 

speak up: sidon has that effect

 

queenofnaps: maybe on u

 

speak up: what

 

queenofnaps: it’s great to have you here beedle!

 

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