Royal Disasters

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queenofnaps: wellqueenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a whilequeenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stoneur so valid: wait don’t kill birdsteba: it’s a figure of speechteba: duhspeak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
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i had a revelation at 2am and wrote this messzelda: queenofnapslink: speak upmipha: ur so validdaruk: gentle giantrevali: mothmanurbosa: adult supervisionsidon: gay fish manyunobo: rocks are neatteba: (first its just teba) pissbabyriju: ur mom haha
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Mario Kart

ur mom haha to: queenofnaps, ur so valid, gentle giant, rocks are neat, mothman, pissbaby, adult supervision, and papaya

 

ur mom haha: so what we have learned

 

ur mom haha: link is the only decent chef among us

 

ur mom haha: and sidon is a disaster

 

queenofnaps: yeah

 

adult supervision: these bitches gays. good for them, good for them

 

pissbaby: i just fucking want this bullshit to end already

 

ur mom haha: or maybe ur jealous that no one will ever love ur salty ass

 

adult supervision: RIJU

 

adult supervision: sweet burn

 

ur mom haha: thank u i try

 

queenofnaps: but we really need to help them bc sidon is hopeless and link

 

queenofnaps: well

 

mothman: is dumb

 

queenofnaps: yeah

 

ur so valid: i love the dude but he doesn’t seem to understand genuine human affection

 

adult supervision: yes! so it is up to us to get these gay fools together!

 

adult supervision changed the name to Operation Sidlink

 

ur mom haha: very fitting, yes i like this

 

Royal Disasters

 

gay fish man: thank you all that was very nice

 

queenofnaps: we should do that stuff more often

 

queenofnaps: before we’re all adults with lives

 

speak up: gross! never speak again!

 

ur mom haha: while i may be an adult one day

 

ur mom haha: bold of u to assume that i’d ever get a life

 

adult supervision: i love u and all but

 

adult supervision: there’s a limit

 

adult supervision: pls move out at some point i beg u

 

ur mom haha: i will i promise

 

ur mom haha: i’ll do it with all the money i get from twitch streaming

 

speak up: that is honestly completely valid

 

adult supervision: as long as ur safe

 

ur mom haha: huh. it was easier to get permission for that than i thought.

 

adult supervision: hey i’ve seen how much people can make from that shit

 

adult supervision: go for it

 

gentle giant: aww how supportive

 

adult supervision: just know i will eviscerate anyone who dare wrong you

 

ur mom haha: i don’t doubt that

 

queenofnaps: i just had an idea

 

queenofnaps: how about we have a group sleepover at my house next friday and we set up riju’s first twitch stream

 

queenofnaps: and it will be a mario kart tournament

 

speak up: on god i will blast u all to hell

 

adult supervision: BRING IT SHORTSTACK

 

ur mom haha: that sounds lovely we’re in

 

papaya: i heard mario kart

 

papaya: ABSOLUTELY i’m in

 

queenofnaps: i forgot how competitive link and urbosa are jesus

 

gentle giant: well this group has been a pleasure to be a part of but it looks like the end is near

 

speak up: i’ll see u all in mario kart hell

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