Enter Paya
ur mom haha: yo what the fuck is up with sidon
queenofnaps: what do u mean
ur mom haha: why is he crying so damn loud
ur so valid: he’s being dramatic
gay fish man: WHY MUST THE WORLD HATE ME
queenofnaps: what
speak up: what happened
ur so valid: his swim team friend beat him in a race that’s literally it
gay fish man: CAN I CALL MYSELF THE CAPTAIN EVEN IF IVE LOST
gentle giant: uhhhh yeah
ur so valid: daruk how the fuck did that actually calm him down
gentle giant: you don’t have to be the best swimmer to be the captain
gentle giant: you just gotta be the best ladder
ur so valid: ladder
gay fish man: daruk
gay fish man: you have enlightened me
gay fish man: thank you, my friend!
gentle giant: no problem man
speak up: hey can i add a friend? i don’t think u all know her but she’s chill
queenofnaps: go ahead
ur so valid: yea!!!!!
speak up added papaya
papaya: owo what’s this
mothman: that was a mistake
ur mom haha: cursed
ur mom haha: i love it
papaya: anyway i am paya i’m one of links study pals
queenofnaps: he doesn’t have many of those
speak up: i can’t deny it
papaya: who r all of u
queenofnaps: i’m zelda, i’m a junior this year
ur so valid: i’m mipha! i’m a senior
ur so valid: ‘gay fish man’ is my brother
gay fish man: i’m sidon and i’m a junior too
ur mom haha: and i’m riju im a sophomore
rocks are neat: oh hi
rocks are neat: i’m yunobo, also a sophomore
adult supervision: i’m riju’s older sister and technically her legal guardian
adult supervision: i’m a sophomore in college
papaya: oh dang
papaya: mad respect
adult supervision: thanks
gentle giant: i’m daruk and i am a senior!
gentle giant: and yunobo is my cousin
rocks are neat: yep that me
speak up: the other two are assholes that probably won’t introduce themselves
speak up: they’re both juniors, mothman is revali and the other one is teba
speak up: u can ignore them tho
papaya: oh okay sounds neato
ur mom haha: NEATO
ur mom haha: i love u already
papaya: thank u
pissbaby: fuck off link i coulda introduced my self
speak up: but would you have
pissbaby: YES
speak up: .
pissbaby: ok no. i wouldn’t have.
mothman: i’m at work otherwise i would have
papaya: either way it’s nice 2 meet u all
queenofnaps: it’s our pleasure!
gay fish man: i think this calls for group dinner
mothman: why
gay fish man: so we can get to know paya!
queenofnaps: it’s settled group dinner
speak up: group dinner
gay fish man: PERFECT mipha and i will host
ur so valid: dads ok with it
queenofnaps: GREAT
queenofnaps: fyi this is mandatory
queenofnaps: no getting out of it
pissbaby: fine but i’m only going for free food
mothman: shit that seals the deal for me
speak up: can we have noodle weenie dogs
queenofnaps: absolutely not next idea
gay fish man: sushi
gentle giant: i was thinking pasta
rocks are neat: SPAGHETTI PLS
gay fish man: we can do spaghetti
queenofnaps: perfect! ill buy supplies n shit
speak up: u free right now? i could drive us to the store
queenofnaps: sure
mothman: link has his license?
queenofnaps: link has a motorcycle
gay fish man: WHAT
ur mom haha: oh god
gay fish man: that’s very cool haha wow
ur so valid: how did u not know? he literally drove over on it like a week ago
gay fish man: i dONT PAY ATTENTION
ur mom haha: obviously
mothman: how in the fuck can you afford a motorcycle in high school
mothman: don’t u live on ur own?
speak up: yeah
speak up: it was my dads he taught me all about it when i was a kid and when he passed i inherited it
mothman: oh
mothman: sorry
speak up: it’s fine dude
ur so valid: dad said y’all can head over whenever you want!
adult supervision: sounds great riju and i will be there soon
gentle giant: ye i’ll bring yunobo
mothman: i suppose i shall drag teba over
pissbaby: bitch
queenofnaps: link and i are on the way with food!
gay fish man: what abt paya
papaya: oh send me ur address i’ll drive over!
gay fish man: mk i’ll dm u
gay fish man: see y’all soon!