Chapter 1
queenofnaps created royal disasters
queenofnaps added speak up, ur so valid, gentle giant, mothman, adult supervision, gay fish man, rocks are neat, teba, and ur mom haha
queenofnaps: DOES ANOYONE HAVE LAST WEEKS PHYSICS LECTURE
teba: what the fuck
ur so valid: i only have the last half, but i can still send that if it helps!
queenofnaps: THANK YOU YOU SRE AN ANGEL
adult supervision: u ok zel?
queenofnaps: i’m just doing review for a test
queenofnaps: anD I CANT FIND THIS DAMN LECTURE
speak up: oh i have it
queenofnaps: of course u do
speak up: k maybe i won’t send it
queenofnaps: PLEASE
queenofnaps: IM SORRY
speak up: it sent
queenofnaps: thankyousomuch
mothman: hey so what the fuck are this
gay fish man: are this
mothman: shut
queenofnaps: well
queenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a while
queenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stone
ur so valid: wait don’t kill birds
teba: it’s a figure of speech
teba: duh
speak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
pissbaby: LINK
gay fish man: HAHSHDHDHF
queenofnaps: I AM
speak up: :)
pissbaby: CHANGE THAT SHIT BEFORE I DROPKICK YOU TO HYLIA
speak up: don’t disrespect mipha or i will :)
queenofnaps: oh shit
mothman: wasn’t aware that that was a thing
ur so valid: that what was a thing?
mothman: u and link?
ur so valid: NO???.
speak up: revali i’m gay and protective
speak up: and also trained in most forms of combat
speak up: just as a reminder
mothman: oh!
rocks are neat: how did u not
rocks are neat: know?
mothman: somE OF US
mothman: STRUGGLE WITH SOCIAL QUES
gentle giant: does that count as a social que when link is literally the most obvious motherfucker on the planet
rocks are neat: i think technically yes but ur right and u should say it
speak up: idk weather to agree or be offended
queenofnaps: they aren’t wrong and you can’t deny it
pissbaby: i don’t care if ur gay i will snap you in half
speak up: and i’ll scoop out ur eyes with ur kneecaps wanna fukien go
queenofnaps: keep in mind teba ur talking to the kid who’s classically trained in like every form of combat
gay fish man: i never forget that
ur so valid: we GET IT
gay fish man: i just think it’s neat
ur mom haha: yeah sure champ
speak up: huh
ur mom haha: ANYWAY
adult supervision: how have you already threatened to kill someone link
speak up: teba mocked mipha
adult supervision: teba u know better
pissbaby: I GET THREATENED AND IM SCOLDED
queenofnaps: the threats were justified u mocked mipha
mothman: yeah bro i can’t even defend u on this one
pissbaby has left the chat
ur mom haha: ope
adult superrvision added pissbaby
pissbaby: damn it
adult supervision: if you leave here i’ll just go to ur house and give u a talk in person
gentle giant: bro just accept it u mocked mipha, deal with the consequences
ur so valid: hey be nice guys
speak up: i cannot be nice to a heathen
pissbaby: i believe in hylia???
speak up: then start praying bitch
gay fish man: OHKSMMDDMJ
queenofnaps: LINK EYE
ur so valid: OH MY LORD
pissbaby: fear
speak up: good
queenofnaps: i forget how fucking terrifying link is
rocks are neat: i only know fear