Taking out the Trash
Endeavor strolled through the gates of U.A. with a smirk on his face. Nezu had requested his presence for a battle simulation for his masterpiece’s class. Usually, Endeavor would deny such a request, but this gave him a chance to check on Shoto’s training and make sure U.A. was up to his standards. Little did he know this would be more than just a ‘battle simulation.’
“Oh, Endeavor—san, I’m surprised to see you here for such an event.” Inko Midoriya, aka the Crimson Viper, said as she walked up to the flaming pile of garbage drink in hand.
“What event?” Endeavor growled.
“Why family day, of course.” She sipped at her wine.
“Family day? Since when has U.A. had a family day? I’m here for a battle simulation.” Endeavor growled at the woman; she’d become such a thorn in his side for the past couple of weeks. Not to mention the uproar over his ranking. He didn’t know who created that spreadsheet, but when he found them, they were toast.
The spreadsheet was the least of his worries. He was losing sidekicks left and right as they found loopholes in their contracts. His agency was at risk of being shut down due to unpaid bills. His support equipment had taken a dive in quality after his leading suppliers decided to break off their contract. Which, in a way, was a good thing since he was able to use the money they paid him to break said contract for his bills. Furthermore, the income bureau was doing an internal investigation on him. Endeavor just couldn’t seem to catch a break, and he didn’t know why.
“Ah, that’s because it’s something new. My daughter suggested it actually since the kids are having to live in the dorms now.” She answered the flaming villain.
“Right, the kid who can’t seem to make up their mind on what gender they are. You should probably get that fixed.” Endeavor puffed out a plume of smoke before yelping as his balls were grabbed by the woman’s quirk.
“Careful there, Enji, we wouldn’t want to lose what little is left of your manhood, would we.” She smiled thin-lipped at him with her eyes closed.
“I don’t know how you were ever able to satisfy Rei. Oh, wait, you weren’t because you rapped her every single fucking night you decided to force a child on her.” Inko snarled at what the man had done to one of her best friends.
“She was my wife it wa—” Enji choked in pain as she forced one of his testicles to twist slightly.
“You bought her like she was cattle and treated her and her children like they were nothing more than your property. you pushed her to the breaking point where she did something so horrible to her own child that it still scars them both to this day.” Inko seethed at the hero before letting his balls go and walking towards her daughter.
“Have fun with your battle simulation, Endeavor. I hope you learn something from it.” Inko continued walking towards her daughter and her group of friends plus their parents. Endeavor looked at the parents of the other children before becoming alight in a fury.
“Rei! What the hell are you doing here. I thought I told the hospital under no circumstances were you allowed out.” Enji roared as he attempted to grab the mother's wrist when his hand was sliced off with a blade of ice.
Enji screamed once the pain registered as blood came pouring out of the wound. Shoto merely rolled his eyes at how dramatic the man was being. Honestly, losing a hand couldn’t be the most painful thing that man has faced…oh wait, that was him and his family.
“Shoto! How dare you. You could go to jail for this.” Enji screamed as he cauterized his stump to keep from bleeding out.
“I dunno Sensei, what did that order say again?” Shoto asked Aizawa with a smirk on his face.
“Arrest the villain with extreme prejudice but don’t kill him.” Aizawa drawled as he watched the pathetic excuse of a man growl in anger.
“So we can pretty much do whatever we want so long as we don’t kill him if it means we can arrest him, right?” Izuku chirped with a few emerald feathers in hand.
“Go nuts, kids.” Aizawa shrugged.
“Eraserhead, what is the meaning of this. I was invited to teach the kids a lesson not to be attacked.” Endeavor snarled as he made to throw a fireball at the man. He was blocked when a wall of blue fire stopped him singing his eyebrows off and creating a large scar to run down his face, blinding one of his eyes.
“Ah, Hawks, I see you brought one of our missing guests,” Nezu said from Aizawa's shoulder as Hawks landed with Dabi in his arms.
“Yep, wouldn’t miss it for the world.” Hawks smirked.
“Nezu! What is the meaning of this!” Endeavor demanded.
“Oh right, I asked you here to help with a battle simulation, congrats. You’re the villain the kids get to take out with extreme prejudice.” Nezu clapped his paws together, grin feral as he watched Bakugou rush towards Endeavor.
Endeavor tried to throw another wave of fire in defense. Katuski moved to Endeavors' newly formed blind spot and covered the man's ears with his hands before letting off multiple explosions. Now the fire villain could no longer hear. He was losing quite a few essential things.
“Eat shit and die, you flaming fuck nugget.” Katsuki roared at the villain before leaping away to let anyone else take a crack at him.
“How dare you? He’s the villain here. Attack him,” Endeavor screamed as he threw fire towards Dabi, only to be stopped when a wall of ice, this time from Izuku stoped him.
“Stay the fuck away from my brothers.” Izuku snarled.
“Brothers,” Dabi quirked his eyebrow up while keeping his hands in his pockets. So far, this entire ordeal was turning out to be massively entertaining, and he didn’t even really have to do anything.
“You’re Keigo’s mate, Keigo is mine and Tokoyami’s surrogate brother ergo you’re out brother too.” Izuku shrugged as she subtly sliced endeavors Achilles tendon with her feathers.
“Yo—you can’t do this to me. I’m the number 1 hero!” Enji screamed.
Dabi smirked, holding his hand out towards his boyfriend. Keigo placed the arrest warrant, which was fireproofed in his hands. Dabi then walked towards the fallen villain to show him the warrant since he was pretty much deaf now.
“See this asshole? This is a warrant for your arrest, signed off by the U.N. Prime minister and the global hero commission since Japan’s branch is currently under investigation for abuse of power.” Dabi grinned as he flipped through the warrant. “It also says to use any method necessary to bring you in so long as we don’t kill you.” Dabi grinned ferally at the man before placing a hand on his chest and burning it just enough so it would scar like his. “Honestly, I’d rather kill you, but this is so much more fun.”
“Wh—what is your problem with me.” Enji rasped out in pain.
“Awww, you don’t remember,” Dabi mocked. “Was I really that much of a failure you couldn’t bother to remember the son you almost killed.” He finished a shocking Endeavor.
“Tou—Touya” His eyes widened in fear, this was the only other fire user who could produce flames hotter than his, and he had every reason to kill him.
“It’s Dabi now, asshole,” Dabi smirked before walking towards his boyfriend while Endeavor was placed in cuffs and hauled away.
“Wait.” Rei Todoroki called, causing shock to everyone there. What was she going to do?
“Rei, I knew you wouldn’t let them take me.” Endeavor smiled as he looked up at his equally smiling wife. Until she froze his balls, that is.
“That’s for hurting my children you bastard. I hope you rot in whatever hell they throw you into.” She snarled.
“Woop get it, Rei—Rei,” Mitsuki cheered at her best friend. Ever since Izuku had executed her level 4 on Endickwad, she and Inko had been able to visit with her. They missed their ice witch.
“Mitsuki,” Rei exclaimed as she flushed in embarrassment.
“Man babe, your mom is kind of scray.” Keigo whistled low, slightly intimidated.
“I’m sorry, but wasn’t it your chick who sliced his tendons?” Dabi drawled as Keigo stepped closer to him.
“Mm, not as impressive as what you did, though. In fact, I’d say it was downright sexy.” Keigo looked at Dabi with hooded eyes who leaned down and gave the birdman a quick peck.
“Not here, Kei,” Dabi growled at the man
“Oh, ick, I do not need to see that.” Izuku stuck her tongue out in disgust.
“I don’t wanna hear it from you Eyas, I’ve seen the way you look at the youngest Todoroki and the gravity girl,” Keigo smirked as his chicks face became flushed in embarrassment. Her two crushes, on the other hand, looked at her with interest before each other and nodding.
“Shut up, Kei!” She shouted before Uraraka and Todoroki kissed both her cheeks causing her to explode with rouge.
“Oh dear, I wasn’t quite expecting that reaction,” Shoto smirked.
“I think we may have broken her Todoroki—Kun,” Uraraka returned the smirk.
“Yo—I wha—Why’d you two do that?” She screeched in embarrassment.
“Isn’t obvious Deku—Kun, we like you too, especially after seeing how you completely ruined that villain's life,” Uraraka explained while taking her crushes hand in hers.
“You’ve helped me a lot. You broke bones to get me to use my full power. Brought my mother and me back together along with the rest of my family.” Shoto smiled at the greenette, caressing her cheek before turning to Dabi.
“You are staying, right?” Shoto looked at him with wide round eyes.
“Yeah, figured I’d take the Crimson Viper up on her offer if it’s still available. Don’t expect the rest of the League, though. I offered it, but they all decided to keep running things from the shadows. They did have their location taken from my mind, along with any plans they had formed before I left,” Dabi explained.
“I’d be more than happy to take on your case, but if you ever kidnap my child again, I will end you got it?” Inko told the man, who shivered in fear.
“Got it.”
“There’s just one thing I don’t get,” Kirishima said.
“How do you three know each other?” He asked the three mothers.
“Oh, that’s easy. We were apart of a gang back in our youth; it's how Enji was able to get his hand son Rei he threatened us.” Mitsuki shrugged as she downed her drink.
“This gang wouldn’t happen to be the psychic triad, would it?” Nezu asked gleefully.
“How th—You know what nope I don’t wanna know,” Mitsuki said as she grabbed another drink.
“Hah, so our moms really were Vigilantes pay up Deku,” Katsuki shouted while Deku groaned before turning to both Ochako and Shoto.
“I’ve really liked you two for a long time. Probably since the school year started would you like to go on a date sometime.” Izuku asked, blushing furiously as she waited for them to responded. Her and Katsuki had a bet whether or not their moms were vigilantes with Rei. The loser had to confess to their crush.
“We’d love to go on a date with you!” Ochako grinned at the blushing girl before pecking her again.
“How about this weekend's hero con?” Shoto asked as he held out a set of VIP tickets for the three of them. He had planned to ask them after the takedown of Endeavor, but this works too.
“Ar—are those limited Golden passes how wha—” Izuku couldn’t handle it anymore she passed out in their arms while the two chuckled together.
“As amusing as this is, you hurt my chick, and we’ll see just how well the two of you can fly.” Hawks grinned ferally before being hit in the back of the head by Dabi.
“Ow~ babe, why” Keigo pouted at his mate
“No shovel talks…at least towards my baby brother.” Dabi chastised.
“Fuck that shit, Round cheeks, Icy Hot, you break her heart, and I’ll explode your kneecaps.” Bakugo grinned ferally spouting off a couple of sparks.
“We’ll help,” Darkshadow piped up from Tokoyami. They liked their nestmate even if she was a bit annoying sometimes.
“Mhm, don’t scare my crushes,” Izuku mumbled as she curled into the twos hold.
“So…are we gonna be able to take down the commission next?”Ashido asked, “Seeing as how we didn’t really get a chance to take a shot at Endeavor.”
“Why, Miss Ashido, what a wonderful suggestion. I’ll even make it a grade on how creative you all can be when taking out problematic villains.” Nezu exclaimed happily as the rest of the students groaned in dismay.