Sassing the King of the Underworld
Izuku was slow to wake after being knocked out by the villains. They looked around, trying to find an escape route. They were in what appeared to be a bar, surrounded by villains. They spotted the one called Dabi, who looked really familiar for some reason. They spotted Compress, the blonde villain, a man with a lizard mutation who was an apparent Stain fan. A feminine male who may be trans, but they weren’t sure and didn’t want to assume. Kurogiri and finally—
“Shigaraki,” They growled.
“Well, well, looks like the rouge is awake. Welcome to the league of villains, sorry we couldn’t meet under better terms, but, well, this is more fun.” Tomura said as he leaned back sipping his drink.
“The fuck do you fuckers want,” Bakugou shouted.
“It’s simple really, we want you two to join us. This whole world and its hero society are rotten; they oppress and control and label us. We want to change that, and we think you two would make perfect additions to our party.”
“Fuck off, Shigaraki. I already told you I wasn’t going to become a villain.” Izuku snapped.
Shigaraki chuckled at them.
“Really? Are you sure? After all, if anyone has the potential to be a villain, it’s you.” Shigaraki gripped their chin, forcing their head up.
“The entire world tried it’s best to beat you down. They said you couldn’t be a hero. Don’t you want revenge?” He whispered.
“How the fuck—”
“It wasn’t that hard. We have more resources than you could imagine. I’m actually surprised you still see this kid as your friend.” Shigaraki gestured to Bakugou.
“Ok, first of all, I stopped seeing Kaachan as a friend a looonng ass time ago. He’s getting better though, so he might might mind you, regain his status as my brother—”
“The Fuck—”
“Shut up Kaachan, the adults are speaking. Second, who the fuck says I’m not getting revenge? Just because I haven’t retaliated at the kids who bullied me because the adults never told them no doesn’t mean I’m not executing a level 3 on my school.” Izuku cut Katsuki off as she continued to glare at Shigaraki
“What’s a level 3?”
“And you are?” Izuku asked, hoping to gain a hint to the person's preferred pronouns.
“Big sis Magne.” She said.
“Right, I basically have 4 levels of retribution/punishment I deal out to people. Each level being worse than the last. Each level representing a person in my family, with the fourth being a mixture of all three. I’m not really gonna go into any more details than that.” Izuku said.
“Tch, I’m surprised you didn’t execute a level 4 on them and that you didn’t execute one on me either,” Katsuki commented.
“Katsuki, the most you’ve earned is a 1.5. You’re not completely at fault for the adults fucking up. Besides, you get to explain to aunt Mitsuki and mom when we get back. Especially since I know Aizawa—Sensei is going to tell them.” Izuku shrugged.
“Fuck” Katsuki threw his head back.
“Are her levels of punishment really that bad?” The Stain fan asked, causing Izuku to flinch.
“Fuck, your bracelet doesn’t match, does it.” Katsuki noticed their flinch. Hey, he might have been an ass to Deku, but their pronouns were one of the few things off-limits. He was an asshole, but he wasn’t an asshole. Which is why he made sure to beat the shit out of anyone who purposely misgendered Deku.
“No, they/them,” Izuku muttered.
“Shit, sorry greenie.” The stain fan apologized
“S’no problem.” They were just glad the villains were willing to use their proper pronouns
“To answer your question, do any of you remember the Scarlet Scandal a few years back?” Katsuki asked.
“Oh yeah, wasn’t that about the Scarlet hero. Well ex-hero. They were found to have been taking bribes, were a part of human trafficking, and a whole bunch of other crimes. And before the news broke, they seemed to be having a huge string of bad luck. None of their arrests would stick. They were kicked out of their apartment and were under suspicion for tax evasion.” Dabi answered.
“Yeah, that was level 4,” Katsuki stated.
“I didn’t like the way he looked at you or how he treated your cousin. Originally it was going to be a level 1. But I kept finding more and more information, so it was upgraded to a 4.” Izuku shrugged in response.
“I know why you did it, nerd.”
“You wouldn’t happen to take requests, would you?” Dabi asked
“Depends who were you thinking of?” Izuku asked. There was something about this guy that seemed familiar. Maybe it was the eyes, they kind of reminded her of Todoroki-Kun.
“Endeavor.” Dabi inhaled his cigarette.
“He the reason you look like a burnt chicken nugget?” Izuku was almost certain she had an idea of who Dabi was. Remembering the way he fought them and how he talked to Todoroki…either he was the missing Todoroki child, or he was related to them in some way.
“If I said yes, what will you do, little hero?” Dabi glanced at them.
Izuku nodded their head in response turning to Katsuki.
“Kaachan, remind me when we get out of here to execute a level 4 on Endewhore.”
Dabi choked on his smoke.
“Deku, what the fuck? What did the number 2 do to piss you off.” Katsuki shouted in fear for the hero.
“Kaachan, I know you were there when Todoroki told me about his mom. Also, take a closer look at Dabi and then tell me he doesn’t deserve a number 4.” Izuku nodded her head to Dabi.
Katsuki took a closer look at the fire villain while he sipped at a glass of alcohol. When it finally dawned on him.
“Shit, you gonna get your mom in on it?” Katsuki asked.
“Bitch, she’s been working on a case against Endickwad for years now. The only reason she hasn’t acted is because she has to get enough evidence to take it to the U.N. It’s why he was only originally going to get a level 2 after camp. Knowing what I know now, he doesn’t deserve such mercies.” Izuku shrugged.
“Think you can make it so I can be a part of the takedown?” Katsuki asked.
“I think that can be arranged through you might have to get behind the Todoroki family. I’m thinking maybe convince Nezu to have a family day, the same day and time as his future arrest warrant.” Izuku leaned back in their chair.
“First of all, aren’t you supposed to be a hero in training? Second of all, why would your mom have a case against him?” Compress asked.
“What kind of hero in training would I be if I didn’t know how to take down criminals masquerading as heroes?” Izuku grinned wide at him.
“Besides, it’s all legal. My mom’s a lawyer, one whose experience in taking down what you Stain fans call fake heroes.” They looked towards the Stain fan as they said this.
“Who’s your mom?” Said fan asked
“Inko Midoriya, but her moniker in court is the Crimson Viper.” They smiled
Dabi choked on his drink. Hitting his chest to get the air in.
“Your mom is the Crimson Viper?” He shouted
“Kaachan was I speaking English?” Izuku asked him
“Fuck, no. Anyone who knows Auntie Inko knows she’s not someone to fuck with.” Bakugo smiled at them.
“As entertaining as this is, I think we’ve derailed from our original conversation,” Shigaraki said.
“My answer's still no.” Izuku snapped
“Fuck off hand fucker.” Katsuki snarled
“Perhaps it would be a good idea to give the children a few days to think about it, Shigaraki Tomura.”
“The fuck was that” Izuku screamed, trying to jump out of their chair.
“Really Deku, have you been watching Hellsing again.” Katsuki rolled his eyes at them.
“Bitch shut up; I need some kind of outlet for my bloodlust.” They snapped.
“What blood lust?” Katsuki glanced at them in disbelief.
“Exactly,” they smirked.
“Enough!” Shigaraki yelled, massaging his temples.
“I think you might be right, Sensei. If I stay around these two any longer, I might disintegrate them. Dabi watch them. I’m going to my room.” Shigaraki walked towards the exit.
“I do think I’ll turn in for the night as well.” Compress stated, leaving with Magne and the Stain fan.
“Ne-ne Izuku, do you think we could watch Hellsing sometime.” The blonde asked.
“I mean, if you let me out of these binds, sure.” They gestured to their chains.
“Nice try, Izu, my names Himiko Toga; I really wanna see you covered in blood.” Himiko stabbed a knife near them but was redirected by Kurogiri’s warp gate.
“You’re no fun Giri,” She pouted.
“Shigaraki Tomura wants them unharmed Toga, go to bed.” He narrowed his eyes.
“Fine~” She whined, skipping out the door.
“So….” Dabi trailed.
“So?” Izuku and Katsuki asked.
“Why did you bump up Endewhore’s level.” He quirked an eyebrow up.
“I’d rather not say since I’m sure you don’t want people to know who you were, nor do I want to accidentally deadname you.” They glanced towards Kurogiri and the screen.
“I assure you, Kurogiri, and I already know who he is.” The screen said.
“What and Shigaraki doesn’t? I thought he was the little leader in this group.” Izuku snarked.
“Shigarkai doesn’t need to know, but when the Shadow King of the underworld asks for your identity, you give it to him.” Dabi shrugged.
“In that case, I bumped it up because I figured out your Shoto’s older brother Touya Todoroki.” They answered.
“How the fuck.” Dabi swore
“Well, what little of your fighting style I saw was similar to Shoto’s. Your hair is similar in style to his brother Natsuo’s, not to mention your facial structure is similar to the rest of your family. Finally, if your gonna dye your hair to try and hide who you are, you might want to get colored contacts or wear tinted goggles or sunglasses.” They muttered, hearing laughter from the screen.
“What?” Izuku looked up at the screen.
“Nothing child, I’m just amused at the literal gem Tomura has found.” The screen said.
“I’m not a gem, and I’m not joining.” They snapped.
“Kid, don’t anger them th—”
“I know who the fuck they are, Dabi,” Izuku interrupted him
“All might told you then?”
“Piece of advice, if you don’t want your nemesis to find out they didn’t kill, you don’t fucking send something that could only be created with your quirk.” Izuku glared at the screen.
“What would you have suggested then?” AFO asked, intrigued.
“Fucker, I’m not helping you be a better supervillain; you’ve had 200 hundred years to perfect that shit.” They snapped.
“Does your mother know you curse like that?”
“Bitch I’m high on adrenaline and fear right now, so fuck you. And who the fuck do you think taught us how to curse.” Izuku nodded to Katsuki.
“Maybe I should pay a visit to your mother then.” AFO threatened.
“I mean if you wanna die, be my guest.” Izuku shrugged.
“Oh? Going to follow in your mentor’s footsteps.” AFO prodded.
“Oh-oh, you think I’m gonna kill you? Nah man, I was talking about my mom.” Izuku laughed in shock at him.
“You really believe your mother can do what thousands of others have failed to do?” AFO asked in astonishment.
“My mother’s quirk is the attraction of small objects. Let that sink in for a second.” Izuku said in answer.
“I still don’t see why that should cause me concern.” AFO drawled.
“Organs, skin cells, hell even atoms count as small objects.”
“Oh.” AFO actually sounded scared for a second. Their description almost reminded him of his wife. Unfortunately, thanks to All-Might, all he could remember was that he had a wife and child with Green hair. His wife had a telekinesis quirk, was terrifying, and his child was quirkless. Hmm, maybe he should look into gaining a memory restoration quirk. After he got the rest of himself fixed up, th