Quantumtale After Life

"I still think we should have wore our costumes for this, you know??" Frisk said as she was looking on her phone and checking if they were going the right direction for the Halloween carnival in town. 

"Oh come onnnn...Those were itchy anyways. Plus that's for trick or treating tonight." Frisk shrugged. 

"Ok, if you say so." Louis looked at her, amused. 

"You don't believe captain fish-sticks. Arrr Frisk you wound me." Frisk snorted and Undyne was looking in shock at the boy. 

"You're no better peanut butter!!" Louis frowned. 

"You have something to say about my costume captain fish-breath??" Undyne and Louis both snarled at each other. 

"Don't I jelly brain??" Alphys and Luka looked worried at each other. 

"Oh dear..." They both said at the same time. Frisk got behind them both and smacked them. 

"Watch it you two. I won't take any cat fights today." Sans snorted.

"now you pissed her off." He said as he casually put his hand over her shoulder. Asgore frowned. 

"How come when i do this Toriel smacks me and he just straight up put his hand around her like it's nothing." Sans shrugged. 

"because we both got used to each other i guess??" Frisk snorted. 

"Because you're so clingy i got used to it, you mean." Toriel started giggling as Sans rolled his eye-lights. 

"Welp, this is it!" Frisk said as they entered the festival. Luka smiled. 

"This brings back memories..." He said smugly. 

"COME ONNN!! I WANNA GET TO THE HAUNTED HOUSEEEE!!" Chara said and they all started running. They finally got there and to their surprise, they weren't first in line. There was a group of guys in front of them. 

"Oh ho hooo~ jackpot!" The guys said checking the girls out. Frisk started slowing down and Chara looked at the boys in total disgust. 

"The human however looks better..." Another one said. Frisk's mouth fell open. 

"Hold me or i'll fuck up his jaw-" Frisk said as she cracked her knuckles but Sans put a hand in front of her. 

"not worth it. come on." They stayed in line for an hour until they could go in. However...The Haunted House was mixing people up a bit. Frisk ended up in a group with Sans, Louis and Luka as they were waiting for two other people from some other group. 

"Oh man, this is SO COOL!!" Luka said. Frisk jumped up and down. 

"I KNOWWW!! This place is super famous and it's an escape room type of haunted house!!" Luka and Frisk squealed as Louis and Sans watched them fangirling...or boying in his case...over how scary this place will be. They hardly got scared anymore after all the shit they all have been through but that left them with the love for adrenaline. Suddenly, two douches from the group earlier walked in. 

"Oh hell yeah, we're with the chick!" Frisk stiffened and backed away from them. 

"Excuse me, what now--"

"WELCOME TP THE HAUNTED HOUSE! THIS IS AN ESCAPE ROOM TYPE OF GAME. YOU HAVE LIMITED TIMES IN EACH ROOM AND IF YOU CAN GET OUT FASTER, WELL GOOD FOR YOU ALL. THE FASTEST ESCAPE SHALL BE REWARDED. IN EACH ROOM YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES. IF YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE LET THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROOM. THERE ARE 5 ROOMS IN TOTAL. HAVE FUN~ AND STAY  A L I V E!" Frisk and Sans chuckled at the message as the two douches stiffened a bit. 

"Hey Sans you know what this reminds me of??"

"a bad time??" Sans said, smirking. 

"Hell yeah...COME ON!" Frisk grabbed her skeleton by the hand and Louis and Luka followed asuite. The two douches followed, reluctantly. The first room was a library with a fire place and a lot of bookshelves. It looked like it was abandoned and there were a few arm chairs a table and all that spooky stuff around. The lanterns were dim but lit enough to let them see the whole room. The darkened window wouldn't let you see anything but the moon and the clouds on the sky. 

"WOAHHH!!" Frisk and Luka both exclaimed. 

"Hope you'll say that when you see our haunted place baby girl." Frisk stiffened again in total disgust. Luka scrunched his face up in disgust as well and pulled Frisk away from them. They started searching the place. Everything was going smoothly and fast. They found a chest with a lock code. They got a 'scare' from some bats. At least the douches did. Frisk was unphased when they came out the cupboards. They opened the chest to find some keys. All of them opened letters from another code and they ended up with one last key...But they didn't know how to use it. 

"What a rip off...can't even use the damn key." Frisk frowned at the comment from one of the douches. She bent down and was now looking at some books in a bookshelf. One of the dumbasses whistled. Frisk shot up like burnt and pulled her sweater down. Sans teleported next to her and dropped his jacket on her. It was longer then her sweater so it did the job. She bet back down and Sans leaned on the wall next to her. He eyed the douchebags leaning near the fire-place. 

"not happening bucko. turn the fuck around. maybe get a life before you get a girl." He said bitterly. Louis snorted and high-fived Sans. Luka smiled and knelt down to help Frisk. Suddenly Frisk started knocking like a crazy woman on the bookshelf. Sans raised a bone-brow. 

"what's that for." Frisk pointed at the books. 

"Each book has a morse code engraving on it...If i can just--" Frisk knocked a few more time and the bookshelf moved, Frisk falling in. Then it locked itself. Sans laughed. 

"you smart-ass." Sans started knocking as well and he saluted the douchebags as he fell in as well. He was looking up at a Frisk staring down, amused. 

"oops. guess i fell for ya~" She face palmed and started walking. Louis and Luka looked at each other. 

"Know morse code??" Louis nodded. 

"Hold on tight." He started knocking and pulled Luka after him. 

"HEY HOLD ON!!" They jumped in at the same time with them. Frisk frowned when she saw the two as well. She rolled her eyes and helped her friends up. The boys both looked up at Frisk.

"Oh no. We fell for y--" Sans snapped his fingers. 

"oi oi. already did the joke. get your own." They started walking. Frisk returning Sans jacket. He shrugged and put it back on. They got to a door and Frisk slid in the key and opened it. 

"Bingo~" She said as she opened the door. They were now in a bedroom.

"GREAT JOB! YOU GOT TO THE SECOND ROOM IN A RECORD TIME OF:10 MINUTES! NEXT UP, THE MASTER BEDROOM. WHERE A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED....WAS IT YOURS~?" Frisk looked around. 

"This is cool!!" Frisk started walking forward in the room and the two douchebags eyed the bed. 

"Yo girly. That's where we want to break you." Frisk stepped back in disgust again. Sans pulled her closer. 

"fuck off, will you?" He said frowning. The boys frowned as well. 

"What the hell is your problem anyways, huh Halloween decoration??" Frisk was now frowning as well. 

"you've got a bone to pick with me, buddy? because i will glady break one of yours-" 

"Listen dude, just let us have some fun. Why the hell are you so protective of her...?" Sans shrugged. 

"maybe because she's my girl, but dunno." The two douches laughed. 

"Don't make us laugh you pile of bones--"

"Found a key!" Exclaimed Luka. Frisk rushed towards him. Sans and the two guys were still having a staring competition. Sans scoffed and teleported next to Frisk. 

"anything useful here, baby bones?" Frisk nodded. 

"We found a code for that lock for the big chest in front of the bed. Could you lift the mattress with blue magic??" He shrugged and lifted it. Just as Frisk thought there was a small chest there as well. 

"Hehe~ I'm so smart." Sans snorted. 

"i'd be more worried if you weren't after living with dad." Frisk shrugged. 

"Fair point." Louis came forward from a bathroom off to the side. 

"YOO!! THEY WROTE IN FAKE BLOOD!!" Frisk jumped up. 

"REALLY?!" Both her and Louis asked as they rushed in there. Sans chuckled shaking his head. Everything went smoothly after that. But they couldn't open the small chest. That's probably where they will find the key for the door. However...they had an unused code and nowhere to put it. 

"Well...We're stuck again..." Frisk said frowning. That's when she eyed the painting on the wall. She raised an eye-brow. 

"What do you have in mind...?" Frisk smirked. The painting way too high...

"Sans? Help me--" The douche put his hands around her waist and she froze. 

"I'll lift you up, baby girl." Frisk shuddered in disgust. 

"Yeah.......thanks....." He lifted her up and took the painting down. Sans eye was flaring the whole time. She didn't blame him. She was just as grossed out as him. She got to a small safe and tried opening it. He let her down after she got the key inside but didn't let go. Frisk froze as he started feeling her up. Sans grabbed the guy. 

"that's enough." Frisk went over to Luka who hugged her. Louis put a hand on her shoulder and all three boys eyed the douchebags dangerously. 

"disgusting....a pervert this young could end up a rapist..." He growled at the two and grabbed Frisk by her waist as they started walking through the door. 

"GOOD JOB! ROOM SOLVED IN:15 MINUTES! NEW RECORD!! LET'S SEE HOW YOU MANAGE TO DO THIS??" It was a kitchen. They all started looking around. Frisk was looking around in the stove when. 

"THERE'S A PASSAGE HERE! HOLY SHIT!!" Frisk started crawling in and suddenly they heard a sharp scream. 

"FRISK!!" Luka, Sans and Louis yelled. 

"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MANAGED TO FOUND THE NEXT ROOM UNLIKE THE OTHER CONTESTANTS! THIS IS AFTER ALL, A HAUNTED HOUSE! ENJOY YOURSELVES~" Sans gritted his teeth. 

"fucking piece of shit-" He tried to feel Frisk's presence. 

"she's....below...us...??" Sans said with wide sockets. Luka frowned. 

"Move, i'm going in next." Luka started crawling. 

"So that's why she screamed there's a huge hol--AHHHH!!" Louis eyes widened. 

"LUKA!! Fuck it!" Louis was the next one to crawl. 

"HOLY SHIT- WOAHH!!" Sans frowned even more. 

"ok fuck this-" He teleported below only to find they were in some strange hallway beneath the house. 

"oh thank god you guys are ok..." Sans said relieved as he saw them waiting in the hallway. 

"Sans!!" Frisk said getting up and hugging him. 

"man baby-bones...you almost gave us a heart attack up there, you know??" She chuckled.

"Sorry." The two douchebags just slid down as she was kissing him. Luka coughed. 

"WE'RE STILL SINGLE HERE, BITCH." Frisk raised an eye-brow. 

"Then take this as a slap to the face saying: YOU SHOULDN'T BE!!" Louis and Luka both blushed. Evil, huh~?

"What the fuck?? You're seriously dating that skeleton." Frisk rolled her eyes. 

"And you'll seriously end up dating your mom. What the hell even is this place?" Sans snorted at the come-back. 

"WELCOME! TO THE THOMBSTONE! THIS IS THE FINAL LEVEL OF THE HOUSE. THERE ARE ONLY 4 ROOMS...AND THIS IS THE FINAL ONE. YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO GET OUT! BUT WATCH OUT...SOME OF YOU MAY DISSAPEAR~" Frisk frowned. 

"Thombstone..?" Frisk said confused. She started walking forward when she noticed something and immediately backed away just as the floors twisted.

"Holy SHIT! THIS PLACE IS BRILLIANT!!" Frisk said fascinated. Luka was trembling. 

"We're never getting out of this place...." They all started walking and they saw something in the hallway that looked like the ghosts of two twins. The douchebags hid behind the group of four as the twins were coming forward. 

"This is uncomfortable..." She said looking at them. They walked right past them. They ended up in a room with mirrors, the lights were flickering. Soon enough they lost each other. 

"FUCKING GREAT!!" Frisk said loudly. 

"at least talking let's us know the others are here..." Sans said walking alone. 

"I can talk all she wants~" One of the douchebags said. 

"We don't mind if you two disappear." Louis said bitterly. Luka snorted. 

"Good one." That's when Frisk screamed. 

"WHY IS IT ALWAYS HER THAT FINDS WEIRD SHIT?!" Louis said as he started darting towards the sound. 

"fuck- we're lost..." Sans said as he looked around. 

"baby-bones say something?!"

"I-I'm ok...Though there was a clown with a bloody knife chasing me a few mirrors away- HOLY JESUS!!" Sans frowned. 

"And we thought this place won't be creepy- AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Luka screamed. 

"LUKA?! LUKA!!" Louis screamed. Sans was getting more and more confused as he tried to find the others. Frisk and Luka seemed to be out of the game. 

"T-THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!" Sans rolled his eye-lights. 

"no shit sherlock." Suddenly one of the douchebags screamed. 

"LEO!!" The other one yelled. 

"I don't feel bad for that one." Louis said. 

"felt you bro." Sans said. That's when he saw a figure behind him. He turned around to find nothing. 

"Do you feel followed...or am i the only one tripping...?? OH MY GOD!!" Louis yelled. 

"louis...? LOUIS!! FUCK!" Sans was now alone. 

"L-Listen mate...I-I can't do this...this is fucking scary i can't-- AHHHHHH!!" Sans froze. He was now alone. He was in a huge circle of mirrors. He saw a button in the middle. Suddenly multiple clowns could be seen coming from different corridors. All bloody and smiling. Sans frowned. 

"no you don't!" He jumped and pressed the button. The clowns stopped and started clapping. 

"Well done! Your team is the first one to beat The Hunted House." Sans sighed in relief. 

"oh thank god...where are my friends...?" One clown gestured to follow him and they all got to the exit. All of his friends were covered in red paint. 

"UGH! This comes out so hard when washing." Luka complained. Frisk shrugged. 

"Got like twenty other sweater's like this....It's already dried too..." Frisk said. Sans let out a breath he didn't know he was holding in. 

"oh thank god you're all ok!!" Frisk got up. 

"Sans!! You won for us!!" Frisk said smiling. He chuckled. 

"glad you're happy, baby bones." He ruffled her hair, which was the least messy part of her. They all got out to their friends who were already waiting for them. 

"The hell took you all so long?? And why are you covered in fake blood" Chara asked. Luka giggled.

"I'll tell you on the way to Snowdin! Come on!" They all started walking forward as Frisk and Sans were last. 

"Sooo~ Did you have fun??" Sans laughed. 

"yeah it was fun. scary...but fun. also if you don't sleep with me tonight i'm pretty sure this will haunt me forever..." Frisk smiled and kissed his bone-cheek. 

"Now worries. The only things that will ever haunt you, are the pick-up lines you make." He frowned. 

"oh come on. you like them." She giggled as they intertwined their hands. 

"I do, don't i??" Frisk said smiling. They both walked slowly behind the group. This will be a nice Halloween.