chapter 6
[The Next Afternoon]
Mina:
Wtf do u expect in a gc named fruit bowl
Dicksu:
i dont know ???? anything besides gays
Saebyeok:
he isnt the brightest of the bunch
its pretty obvious
Mina:
yea no shit sherlock
Jiyeong:
stfu man
Sangwoo:
Aww looks like the short one is mad that her wife is being insulted.
Jiyeong:
STFU
Minyeo:
totally forgot i had homework to do
what were those papers that the old man was handing out?
Inho:
I’m confused, are you talking about Il-nam?
Sangwoo:
I’m pretty sure there’s a formal term for the professor.
Jungbae:
imagine spending your entire life as a professor just to not be called the right name
Inho:
Oh I didn’t know we had to be formal in a half ass made group chat
also shut up jungbae literally no one asked
Jiyeong:
aint no way lil bro ditched his uppercase
Ali:
yeah i have the papers ilnam handed out!! <3
Minyeo:
ew dont do that
Ali:
????
Minyeo:
the heart thing your a grown man with a dick and balls
Ali:
oh!
Sangwoo:
What the fuck?
Dicksu:
oh boohoo someone isnt used to affection
Minyeo:
shut the hell up im not up for this
im going to do my homework
Jiyeong:
thats how you know the gc is dry asf
fucking scared minyeo into doing her homework
Junhee:
i dont know i find it quite nice not having to catch up on conversations
you guys switch topics way too fast
like suddenly we went from gay people to homework
Gihun:
yeha rhis is ntk what i expected making a group chat would be like
Namgyu:
someone get the old bitch autocorrect
Inho:
Don’t worry I would be pissed at the world too if I looked like a combination of Minyeo and deoksu
Junho:
Gihun does not deserve this treatment
Namgyu:
wtf i do NOT look like those two sad bitches
how would i pull if i looked like them
Semi:
youre proving his point because you can not pull
Namgyu:
oh yea like youre one to talk butch
Saebyeok:
dude did you just call her a butch ??
Junhee:
yooo wait semi’s a lesbian????
Namgyu:
meant to call her a bitch but that works too
Semi:
dude youre acting like you werent down bad for that one guy we saw om campus
Thanos:
keyword guy?
Semi:
yes the little shit is gay i thought we determined that earlier
Inho:
Dude is talking about autocorrect and somehow got butch and bitch mixed up
Ali:
uh what does butch mean ? -_-‘
Sangwoo:
It’s a term for a masculine lesbian.
Ali:
aah ok thank you Sangwoo!! :D
Gihun:
hey did anybody know that there are blue nerds now?
Thanos:
wahr the hell sis a blsue ners
Gihun:
ohhhh its an american candy
kind of expected everybody to know what that is
Saebyeok:
where the hell are you acquiring american candy
Thanos:
heh bro hsa his own anerican cnady dealeir
Gihun:
oh!
no actually someone i know from america sent it to me!
Inho:
You’re on good terms with eunji?
Thought you guys broke up in freshman year?
Gihun:
my mom liked her too much to just let her go so i promised to stay on good terms with her before my mom was able to kick me to the streets lol
wait ive never told you about eunji before
how do tou know
Inho:
I mean I’m not stupid
I’ve heard your friend jungbae talk about her
Jiyeong:
we got a fucking stalker up in here
thats like knowing his first name when youve never met him before and using the “oh i heard your friend say it and assumed it was yours.” bullshit tactic lmfao
Saebyeok:
id be more upset if gihun actually believed it
Jungbae:
Ive never talked about eunji at school though
MF YOURE A TRANSFER AND CAME DURING SECOND YEAR
Gihun:
dang id be upset if i believed it too
im upset
The Recruiter:
He fucking fell for it.
Inho:
Can someone within close proximity to jungbae go check up on him?
i think hes slowly losing his mind and forgetting certain things
Jungbae:
TF DONT CHECK UP ON ME IM PERFECTLY FINE???
Sangwoo:
On my way currently.
Jungbae:
Out of all people I thought sangwoo would defend me
Sangwoo:
Sorry I can’t think of any circumstances where I would defend you.
Junho:
Oh thank god Inho didn’t attack me when he got home yesterday
Noeul:
Oh, no, that man is petty as hell youre not safe.
Junho:
Yea kind of expected that
Junhee:
exhibit A of how fast our topics change
Semi:
lmfao man youre funny
Namgyu:
Fucking butch ill say something similar and youll attack me for being unfunny
Thanos:
oh yea i rememebr she told you that shes heard funnier misogynistic jokes from american middle schooloers on tobloc
Namgyu:
mark my words she tried to sound like a badass but failed miserably
Semi:
fucking shit
i was just telling the truth youre not funny
Junhee:
lowkey so happy i pissed somebody off today
Namgyu:
shut up im not pissed off
Semi:
uh huh whatever you say jackass
Gihun:
somebody stole my nerds
Sangwoo:
What do you mean?
Gihun:
i was going on a walk for fun and they were in my jacket pocket
i bumped into someone and they were gone after :c
Saebyeok:
that sounds very inconvenient
Jiyeong:
as much as i love you sae you arent slick
you legit told me someone ran into you and you stole their candy in spite
Saebyeok:
whatttt
i never said that
Gihun:
DUDE WHAT THE HELL
my nerds •,_,•
Inho:
Gihun you arrived at home right?
Gihun:
yea
why…?
The Recruiter:
Why the hell is junho here?
Junho:
No, what are YOU doing here.
Gihun:
who’s knocking at my door
Jiyeong:
i bet 3 dollars that junho is at his house
Junhee:
i bet 4 dollars that its that ddakji guy
Semi:
or that one uh inho guy
Saebyeok:
imagine its all three
Noeul:
I bet 7 dollars its all of them
Seon nyeo:
the gods are telling me its all three
Minyeo:
stfu
Hyunju:
thank god somebody told her
Gihun:
i have 12 boxes of nerds now
The Recruiter:
You’re welcome Gi-hun.
Junho:
Shut up you weren’t the only one who got him nerds
Inho:
Imagine getting him nerds
Gihun:
wdym you delivered nerds to my place
Jungbae:
I thought they were american howd you get some
The Recruiter:
They have them at certain stores here.
Junho:
Its not like south korea is allergic to american produced items
Jiyeong:
howd you guys get them fast though
he sent that message like 3 minutes before you arrived
Semi:
the things gay people do
Junhee:
Semi whats your favorite candy?
Semi:
sour patch kids?
i dont really know i dont eat candy
Gihun:
saebyeok did you like my nerds that you stole??
dont really care sbout that anymroe but i have too many nerds
Saebyeok:
its ok i wouldnt eat an entire box of them though
The Recruiter:
I’m still outside of your door Gi-hun, so I can eat them with you.
Junho:
I dont really care about the nerds but please let me in
This guy is staring daggers at me
I feel he might attack me
please let me in im scared
[Gihun and 2 others went offline]
Inho:
Why does he want to eat nerds with Gi-hun he doesn’t even eat candy
Junhee:
my not fully straight eyes
semi im bored wanna come over
Semi:
YEA!!!!
Thanos:
mist ecicted ive seen semi be
Namgyu:
how do you guys just know each others address
Junhee:
i slipped into her dms you know what im saying??
Semi:
she bumped into me last night and got my number
Thanos:
ahha
Namgyu:
then keep your gay shit to yourselves
[Semi and Junhee went offline]
Sangwoo:
Do you guys have something against gay people?
Saebyeok:
most of the times its just denial
Sangwoo:
That makes sense.
Inho:
Junho isn’t answering my calls
Should I be worried?
[Everyone has gone offline]
Inho:
tf
[Three hours later]
[1:52 pm]
Inho:
Junho still hasn’t come home and its saturday
hes lame and never goes out.
guys?
[The next day]
Inho:
Why the hell did nobody answer me?
Jiyeong:
i bet you junho got his ass BEAT when he got home
Noeul:
Yeah he never responded to me yesterday
Inho:
So you guys saw my messages right?
Minyeo:
dude we were busy doing our own shit
Seon nyeo:
did you ever finish your homework?
Minyeo:
dont check up on me??? thats weird as fuck
Hyunju:
She probably was and just got distracted
what was the homework for anyway?
Minyeo:
that old guys class
Jungbae:
so we’re still referring to him as old guy?
Minyeo:
i dont remember names easily
Jiyeong:
i wonder what happened to gihun yesterday
Gihun:
they fucking bust down my dorms door
made me pay for a new one too
those bitches
Junho:
ITS NOT MY FAULT HE STARTED GROWLING AT ME AND TACKLED ME
THAT SHIT WAS SCARY
The Recruiter:
I did not growl at you.
Minyeo:
bros down bad for gihun
i was right though he is gay for gihun
i hate it when im right about the wrong things
Dicksu:
when have you ever been right?
[Minyeo went offline]
Saebyeok:
damn its that bad she went offline because you spoke
Gihun:
i feel it is important to know that theyre door breakers man
im still not over it
[Gihun has changed one name]
Gihun:
@doorbreaker
@doorbreaker
@doorbreaker
Doorbreaker:
Why do I keep getting mentioned?
…
I am not a door breaker
Gihun:
would you prefer ddakji guy?
Doorbreaker:
Ouch. I have a name, Gi-hun.
Junho:
Lmao imagine
Gihun:
oh youre not safe either
[Gihun has changed one name]
Tag:
Im scared whats my name?
Why tag?
Gihun:
because you chased me down yesterday and it reminded me of that one game
Sangwoo:
In what circumstances would you have to chase Gi-hun?
Tag:
Because after SOMEONE broke down the door, he lost balance so I ran away
HES FUCKING FAST
Gihun:
and obviously when youre being hunted down you jumped on me because that would save you right?
Jiyeong:
cringing at this entire interaction and i wasnt even there
Tag:
In my defense he wouldn’t dare to hurt you so I had to protect myself with something
Gihun:
tf do you mean he wouldnt hurt me
Minyeo:
man he probably gets off to hurting gihun
i talk a lot of bullshit so i can recognize it when i see it
Hyunju:
oh someones back online
Gihun:
it didn’t even work he still punched you
AND YOU USED ME AS A HUMAN SHIELD?????
Tag:
My head hurts thinking about it
Minyeo:
atleast you got to touch gihun right?
Daeho:
now thats weird
Tag:
yeah that is weird
please dont say that
Minyeo:
yeah like id listen to you
ok fine
Gihun:
eugh
Minyeo:
i apologize
is that better??
Gihun:
wayyyy better
Inho:
Junho you could've just said that.
Why’d you tell me that a dog attacked you
Tag:
It would be weird if I said a human attacked me wouldn't it?
Doorbreaker:
Shut the fuck up.
You’re twisting the actual story.
Saebyeok:
well what happened i have all day
Doorbreaker:
Nevermind.
Jiyeong:
JDHSISNSNAJABBDHSUSJA
FUCKING LOSER THAT STORY IS TRUE
DHDHCBDHSUBANAKAJSBXUDHDBSHSUSJSHDHUSHSHDJSBSBSBDJCUCBSHQUUWBFIVISBEOFHWOFUHDDJDIIDHSISIDBISJSHVCUBSHSYSIXJX
Inho:
What’s that?
Gihun:
its a keyboard smash!
Inho:
How do you do it?
Gihun:
just press anything lol
Inho:
7
Gihun:
….dude