An amazing Dad
[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
SHSL Child Caregiver: @Izzy Izzalea
Izzy Izzalea: Yes?
SHSL Child Caregiver: Why does one of my uniforms smell like your detergent?
Izzy Izzalea: Because I washed it
SHSL Child Caregiver: And why, pray tell, were you washing my uniform?
Izzy Izzalea: Because I used it
SHSL Child Caregiver: …
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: “Stonks”?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: No, not really
SHSL Threat: Hajime’s been typing for a while now
SHSL Threat: @SHSL Yandere Come over here, it’s happening
SHSL Yandere: Oh my god, ok it’s happening
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: What’s happening???
SHSL Threat: Hajime’s going to rage, I’ve been waiting for this to happen again
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: It can’t be that bad
SHSL Yandere: That’s cuz you’ve never seen Hajime rage
SHSL Threat: RIP Izuwu
SHSL Child Caregiver: I fucking warned you about this shit last month, you couldn’t go one month without attempting to fucking steal my identity you stupid mop. I swear to Christ if you do this shit one more time I’m going to go over to your cave of a room and wipe the entire fucking school’s floor with you
SHSL Threat: It’s a lot scarier when he’s screaming in your face
SHSL Yandere: Wait wait, there’s more
SHSL Threat: And now, Hajime Hinata’s impression of a swearing sailor that’s having a seizure
SHSL Child Caregiver: Stupid fucking moronic, dumb bitch, cunt, fuck fucking identity stealing piece of shit, I should have fucking swallowed you in the womb you stupid looking, insest penguin fuck, fucking bitch
Izzy Izzalea: I understand, you want to swallow me
SHSL Child Caregiver: No
Izzy Izzalea: Alright, now that you’re done. I’ve left you your coffee in front of your door
SHSL Child Caregiver: Thanks
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: …
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: What the fuck was that?
SHSL Yandere: The vending machine broke again and he’s going through withdrawal
SHSL Child Caregiver: Yeah, basically
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: But you like… You went from really calm to swearing like crazy to really calm again???????
SHSL Child Caregiver: Listen I’m a busy person, my rage has to work on a schedule
SHSL Threat: That’s what it’s like in the motherfucking Reserve Course
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Huh…
she S C R E A M: Wowww!! That’s an impressive amount of swear words!!!! Makes me want to do a metal cover of a sea shanty!!!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: How did your shopping trip with Hiyoko go, Ibuki?
she S C R E A M: Hiyoko picked out a very pretty yellow kimono for Ibuki’s recreations!!!!!!!!!!!!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I’m glad
she S C R E A M: Ibuki actually upgraded a lot of her costumes!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Can we see some of your videos?
she S C R E A M: No!!!!
SHSL Threat: Peace was never an option highlighter bitch
she S C R E A M replied to she S C R E A M: Because Ibuki is remaking all of her past videos with her new costumes!!!!!11
SHSL Threat: You get to live another day
Nurse "I'm sorry": What ar-r-re your fav-vourite costumes, I-Ibuki?
she S C R E A M: Mikan is Ibuki’s favourite!
she S C R E A M: Ohhh, costumes
Nurse "I'm sorry" replied to she S C R E A M: >//////< th-th-th-th-thank youuuu
she S C R E A M: Ibuki likes the cute apron and dress she uses for Mikan, that I totally didn’t steal from her closet ahahahahaha
she S C R E A M: She also likes when she puts a black shirt on her head to look like Izuru, and the kimono Hiyoko helped her buy that I use for Hiyoko
she S C R E A M: And the comfortable sweater she uses for Impostor, and the jacket that Nagito lent me that I drew on so I could use it for him, and the off brand cheap suit that Ibuki bought at a thrift store she uses to play Hajime
she S C R E A M: Ibuki likes all of her classmates’ costumes!!! Because they remind her of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: That’s very wholesome Ibuki <3
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: <3
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: <3 dude!
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she S C R E A M: Ibuki’s filled with so many nice feelings!! She’s going to go write a ballad!!!!!!!!!!
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[We do be dating Ultimates tho]
Gay Oranges are real: Do you guys hear that too?
SHSL Little Bitch: The moaning down the hall or the USSR anthem?
Gay Oranges are real: The USSR anthem
Happy Sugar Life: Why are you still surprised? We’re third years, this has been happening since day one
Gay Oranges are real: I’m surprised that it’s coming from the music room, AKA the fucking choir is singing the USSR anthem in the presence/guidance of a teacher
SHSL Little Bitch: Why do we even have a choir?
Happy Sugar Life: After school activities have to exist I guess
SHSL Little Bitch: Y'all ready for the USSR to take over the first years?
Gay Oranges are real: Y’all
Happy Sugar Life: Y’all
SHSL Little Bitch: Just say yes or no motherfuckers
Gay Oranges are real: Yeah, sure
Happy Sugar Life: Yup
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[Sanity? Gone, Drugs? Probably, Normalcy? Never heard of it, Hotel? Kumasutra]
[View Nicknames? Yes? No? ]
[Nicknames:
Shuichi Saihara (What did Kokichi do this time?)
Kaede Akamatsu (Teamwork ;) )
Kokichi Ouma (Nishishishi Squares)
Miu Iruma (Tig Ol Biddie Committee)
Kaito Momota (Certified Himbo)
Maki Harukawa (Maki Rolling Girl)
Kirumi Tojo (Piss me off and I’m disowning you)
Gonta Gokuhara (Bee kind)
Ryoma Hoshi (My spirit animal is the Reserve Course)
Tenko Chabashira (Communism)
Himiko Yumeno (Itty Bitty Titty Committee)
Korekiyo Shinguji (Samara from The Ring)
Rantaro Amami (Guess how many secret piercing I have)
Tsumugi Shirogane (Tik Tok Audios)
Kiibo (Are Roombas my relatives?)
Angie Yonaga (Sells you to Satan in cursive) ]
Piss me off and I’m disowning you: I am sorry to interrupt but I must say the following: I am tired of Kokichi and I’m putting him up for adoption, if anyone is interested please claim him immediately, thank you
Nishishishi Squares: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Kirumi you’re so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
Maki Rolling Girl: @What did Kokichi do this time? please collect your spawn
Nishishishi Squares: Hey Maki, wouldn’t you be able to take good care of me since you’re the Ultimate Child Caregiver? Oh wait
Maki Rolling Girl: @What did Kokichi do this time? I advise you to hurry up
What did Kokichi do this time?: If I did adopt him wouldn’t I become his adoptive father? We’re dating so that would be insest
Maki Rolling Girl: I’m giving you ten seconds to find an alternative before it’s too late
Maki Rolling Girl: 10
What did Kokichi do this time?: Wait, please don’t kill him
Maki Rolling Girl: 9
Maki Rolling Girl: 8
Certified Himbo: Come on Makiroll, he’s annoying but you shouldn’t kill him
Maki Rolling Girl: 7
Maki Rolling Girl: 6
Nishishishi Squares: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MAKI’S GONNA KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Maki Rolling Girl: 5
Maki Rolling Girl: 4
Teamwork ;): Please knock it off, Maki!
Tig Ol Biddie Committee: @Nishishishi Squares Buuuurn bitch! Burn in hell!
Maki Rolling Girl: 3
Maki Rolling Girl: 2
[Nishishishi Squares has added Hajime Hinata to the chat]
Nishishishi Squares: There!
Maki Rolling Girl: 1
Nishishishi Squares: Behold peasants! My dad!
What did Kokichi do this time?: Since when is Hajime your dad?
Nishishishi Squares: Since the day I met him, that’s how parents works, dummy
Tig Ol Biddie Committee: Oh cool Hajibae is in the chat now
Tig Ol Biddie Committee: Hajimeme Hinatits @Hajime Hinata fucking greet me motherfucker!
Teamwork ;): I think he might be in class
Piss me off and I’m disowning you: @Hajime Hinata I am deeply sorry for the burden you have to bear
Certified Himbo: Who is that guy anyway?
Samara from The Ring: He is a third year from the Reserve Course, his twin brother, Izuru Hinata the SHSL Hope, is in class 77-B
Certified Himbo: Ultimate Hope? Is that like, being able to inspire people or something?
Nishishishi Squares: Nope, he just has every talent
Certified Himbo: How is that even possible??? Does he have my talent too?????? Isn’t that identity theft?????????????/
Nishishishi Squares: ;)
Nishishishi Squares: Uggghhhh, why isn’t he saying anything
What did Kokichi do this time?: Like Kaede said, he’s probably in class right now, the Reserve Course has a longer school day than us and end a few hours after us
Nishishishi Squares: He can at least say hi
What did Kokichi do this time?: I’m fairly certain he can’t
Nishishishi Squares: @Hajime Hinata
Nishishishi Squares: @Hajime Hinata
Nishishishi Squares: @Hajime Hinata Say hi dad!!
Hajime Hinata: Stop spamming me I’m in class you little shit
Nishishishi Squares: Say hi…
Hajime Hinata: Hi, now stfu
Nishishishi Squares: See? I have such a great dad
Teamwork ;): For everyone who doesn’t know Hajime this situation might suggest otherwise…
Maki Rolling Girl: Honestly I could not care less what happens to Kokichi
Teamwork ;): That’s fair I suppose
Nishishishi Squares: >:(