Twin Peaks
[Sanity? Gone, Drugs? Probably, Normalcy? Never heard of it, Hotel? Kumasutra]
Nishishishi Squares: @What did Kokichi do this time? “Let’s go to party”
What did Kokichi do this time?: Please don’t quote that horrible video
Nishishishi Squares: Nishishi I do want to go to a party tho
Nishishishi Squares: @Tig Ol Biddie Committee @Teamwork ;) @Sells you to Satan in cursive “Let’s go to party”
Sells you to Satan in cursive: There is a party tonight at 9pm :)
Sells you to Satan in cursive: It’s hosted by some of the second year classes :)
Nishishishi Squares: Is Byakuwuya’s class one of them????
Sells you to Satan in cursive: No, unfortunately :)
Nishishishi Squares: Damn, still going
Nishishishi Squares: @Tig Ol Biddie Committee @Teamwork ;) Answer me lesbians! “Let’s go to party”!!!!!!!
Tig Ol Biddie Committee: Hell yeah! Let’s show those second year losers how to party!
Teamwork ;): I’m going to need someone normal to come with me, @What did Kokichi do this time? Please 0-0
What did Kokichi do this time?: I was going to go because Kokichi asked me, but yeah, sure, I’ll come
Piss me off and I’m disowning you: @What did Kokichi do this time? @Teamwork ;) @Tig Ol Biddie Committee @Sells you to Satan in cursive please be safe, and don’t consume too much alcohol, if any
Nishishishi Squares: Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you’re so mean
Piss me off and I’m disowning you: You have a new parental figure now
What did Kokichi do this time?: I don’t think Hajime will react too well to you drinking a lot
Nishishishi Squares: If he yells at me that would make him a hypocrite
Nishishishi Squares: Plus, he’s muted this chat, there’s noooo way he would know
Tig Ol Biddie Committee: @Hajime Hinata
Hajime Hinata: Honestly I don’t care where you go or what you do, just don’t get yourself killed or beaten or drugged or anything like that
[Nishishishi Squares has changed Hajime Hinata’s nickname to Lobster Donkey]
Lobster Donkey: If it wasn’t for the Cube Escape reference I would have killed you
Nishishishi Squares: Yayyy! I’m free to go!
Piss me off and I’m disowning you: @Lobster Donkey I thank you for your service
Lobster Donkey: Please don’t act as if I’m a military veteran while my nickname is Lobster Donkey
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[Sanity? Gone, Drugs? Probably, Normalcy? Never heard of it, Hotel? Kumasutra]
Lobster Donkey: @Nishishishi Squares I changed my mind, you’re not going anywhere
Nishishishi Squares: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh why are you so meeeaaaannn daaaaadddd
Tig Ol Biddie Committee: Suck it loser! You got fucked 20 mins before the party started
Nishishishi Squares: Why did you bring my hopes up like this daaaaaaaadddd????
Lobster Donkey: Because you stole my fucking alcohol! You could have just asked me for some goddamn you!
Nishishishi Squares: Can I have some?
Lobster Donkey: I mean yeah but not from mine, ask Nagito, he has some too
[Nishishishi Squares has added Nagito Komaeda to the chat]
[Nishishishi Squares has changed Nagito Komaeda’s nickname to The Lady of the Lake]
The Lady of the Lake: Shame, I wanted my private chat with Hajime to be the only one with Cube Escape references, but I won’t complain about the decision of a wonderful Ultimate like you
Certified Himbo: So, uh, Kokichi’s first dad is Hajime, who seems like a normal dude, if a bit rude. and Kokichi’s other dad is Nagito, I think, who seems… less normal
Lobster Donkey: Don’t think about it too hard, you’ll get a migraine
Nishishishi Squares: @The Lady of the Lake Nagitooooooo, can I borrow your alcohol?
The Lady of the Lake: Sure!
Tik Tok Audios: Why aren’t you calling him dad too?
Nishishishi Squares: Because he isn’t my dad, he’s just fucking my dad
Tik Tok Audios: So if they got married he would be your dad, right?
Nishishishi Squares: @Lobster Donkey @The Lady of the Lake go think about getting married while I get blasted on your alcohol!
The Lady of the Lake: Don’t need to tell me twice
Teamwork ;): Oh to be Kokichi, a normal dad and a weird as fuck other dad who let him do whatever he wants
Nishishishi Squares: Nishishishi!
Tik Tok Audios: If you and Shuichi get married then he’d be Hajime and Nagito’s son-in-law
[Nishishishi Squares has changed What did Kokichi do this time?’s nickname to Dale Vandermeer Kin]
Dale Vandermeer Kin: I don’t understand?
Nishishishi Squares: Cube Escape reference!
Dale Vandermeer Kin: Why isn’t your nickname one too?
Nishishishi Squares: Cuz I’m a rebel ;)
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[Unnamed Chat Kokichi Ouma(Banana peel on your floor) → Shuichi Saihara(Coffee is my lifeblood)]
Banana peel on your floor: The Cube Escape and Rusty Lake games are part of a series of Twin Peaks inspired flash puzzle horror games about a mysterious murder of a woman and the weird happenings around Rusty Lake
Banana peel on your floor: The games (in order of release) are as follows: Cube Escape: The Lake, Cube Escape: Seasons, Cube Escape: Arles, Cube Escape: Harvey’s box, Cube Escape: Case 23, Cube Escape: The Mill, Rusty Lake: Hotel, Cube Escape: Birthday, Cube Escape: Theatre, Rusty Lake: Roots, Cube Escape: The Cave, Rusty Lake: Paradise, Cube Escape: Paradox, The White Door and Samsara Room (Remastered)
Banana peel on your floor: Every game with the title Cube Escape and is free to play, except Paradox’s second chapter, every game with the title Rusty Lake and The White Door have to be paid for
Banana peel on your floor: The original version of Samsara Room was created before any of the other games and got remastered to be longer and to be incorporated in the overarching story of the series, both versions are free to play
Coffee is my lifeblood: Why are you spamming me with this? Shouldn’t you be at the party already
Banana peel on your floor: I don’t wanna do anything while you’re not here
Coffee is my lifeblood: Alright, I promise I won’t take long
Coffee is my lifeblood: Also who is Dale Vandermeer from my nickname in the groupchat? I assume he’s a detective or something similar, since the series is inspired by Twin Peaks and the FBI agent from Twin Peaks is named Dale Cooper
Banana peel on your floor: “As expected of the Ultimate Detective! Of course you would figure it out so fast!”
Coffee is my lifeblood: Thanks… who are you imitating?
Banana peel on your floor: Nagito
Coffee is my lifeblood: Ah, of course. I need to get more coffee
Banana peel on your floor: That’s something Dale Vandermeer would say
Coffee is my lifeblood: Speaking of, why is your uh “Introduction to Cube Escape” so well worded, it’s very unlike you
Banana peel on your floor: >:( You’re so mean Shumai
Coffee is my lifeblood: Sorry…
Banana peel on your floor: Nah you’re right, Hajime wrote it when he first told me about the series and I was too lazy to write my own version
Coffee is my lifeblood: Does he like Twin Peaks too?
Banana peel on your floor: Yup! He got Nagito hooked on it too, it’s like, their whole thing, they talk about it all the time
Coffee is my lifeblood: I would love to discuss it with them! I haven’t met another person who likes Twin Peaks in real life!
Banana peel on your floor: Yeeess! Fall right into my trap! When you get closer with them it’ll be easier for them to give you their blessing when we get married! Genius plan!
Coffee is my lifeblood: Is that what your intention was? I thought you were sick of me talking about Twin Peaks
Banana peel on your floor: It’s decided! After the party we’ll binge all the games!!!!!!
Coffee is my lifeblood: You completely ignored me…
Coffee is my lifeblood: But I would like that, binging the games with you I mean
Banana peel on your floor: Oh I see you! Let’s go in already
Coffee is my lifeblood: Yeah
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[Unnamed chat Nagito Komaeda (Cube Escape Birthday) → Hajime Hinata (The White Door)]
The White Door: I still don’t understand why you think this game fits me
Cube Escape Birthday: I’m not really sure myself. I guess the themes of a depressed man checking himself in a mental hospital because of grief over a woman he loved, then realizing he’s being experimented on and having to overcome his trauma and bringing back colour to his life just resonated with me ahahaha
The White Door: Awfully long explanation there
Cube Escape Birthday: I’m sorry, I do that a lot
Cube Escape Birthday: Plus it puts some mystery in our chat, mine is a lot more straight-foward
The White Door: I guess, anyway what did you want to say?
Cube Escape Birthday: Oh yeah, I completely forgot
Cube Escape Birthday: Uh
Cube Escape Birthday: Marriage?
The White Door: Like
The White Door: Like, right now? I don’t even have enough money to buy you a proper proposal ring, nevermind enough money for a whole wedding
Cube Escape Birthday: I do! I have more than enough money to buy the perfect ring and have the perfect wedding for someone as perfect as you
The White Door: First of all >///////<
The White Door: Second of all, since when do you have that much money??
Cube Escape Birthday: Have I never told you the time I got kidnapped and won a lot of money from a lottery ticket I found in the trash bag I was in?
The White Door: The… The what?? No???????
Cube Escape Birthday: Ah, my bad
Cube Escape Birthday: Winning a lot of money from lottery tickets is something very common for me, that’s why I don’t buy any
The White Door: Uh, hold up it’s just too much to process. Uhhh I guess I would like to figure out what I want to do in life before I get married
Cube Escape Birthday: Of course! I don’t want to pressure you or anything!
The White Door: It’s fine
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[Unnamed chat Nagito Komaeda (Cube Escape Birthday) → Hajime Hinata (The White Door)]
The White Door: Hey Nagito, there’s a random package in front of our door
The White Door: Akane said one of our names was written on the top but she messed it all up with ketchup while bringing it here, she doesn’t remember the name either
The White Door: Did you order anything?
Cube Escape Birthday: I don’t think so, try and open it
The White Door: Isn’t that an invasion of privacy?
Cube Escape Birthday: I don’t mind if it’s you opening it
The White Door: Uh sure
The White Door: …
Cube Escape Birthday: So? What’s in it?
The White Door: Nagito
Cube Escape Birthday: Yes?
The White Door: Why have you bought me lingerie?
Cube Escape Birthday: Too on the nose? I’m sorry
The White Door: Where are you right now?
Cube Escape Birthday: I’m helping Mikan and Akane move Mikan’s medical supplies into Ibuki’s room
The White Door: Well come up with an excuse and get over here!
Cube Escape Birthday: So it wasn’t too on the nose for you?
The White Door: Just get over here damn it!!!
Cube Escape Birthday: I’ll take that as a yes, I’m glad you enjoyed my present