Strip Poker
[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: I just witnessed the most horrid thing after Mikan
Being the mom friend is hard work: Come on, we made so much progress…
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Yeah yeah I’m sorry Mikan I didn’t mean it
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Anyway, I looked through Ibuki’s fucking camera gallery and she’s been recreating coversations all of us have had. Like, she just puts on different “costumes” that are just different coloured shirts and she fucking recreates shit we’ve said while tik tok audious play in the background
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Why not make a fucking tik tok account??? Why are there almost two hundred videos???? @she S C R E A M explain why the outfit you use for me is just a yellow oversized shirt tied with a bathrobe sash!
she S C R E A M: Ibuki couldn’t find a yellow kimono that fit her
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: What cheap run down store did you go to?
she S C R E A M: The one that’s close to that wide road behind the Reserve Course
SHSL Yandere: You mean the one behind the cat cafe or the one in front of the clinic?
she S C R E A M: The cat cafe one!
SHSL Yandere: You should have gone to the other one, it’s second hand but there are a lot of really good things there. Ask Hajime, that’s the only place I’ve seen him buy clothes from.
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Gross! Getting a kimono from a dusty disgusting second hand store is absolutely horrible! If you’re going to act me you’re going to have to find a good kimono!
she S C R E A M: Ibuki looked at some online but they are waaayyy too expensive!!!!
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Can’t you do anything right?! I’ll take you to where I get my kimonos so you can find a normal, not disgustingly filthy, proper kimono!
she S C R E A M: Really?!!!!!! You’d do that for Ibuki?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Only because everyone is required to own at least one good kimono
she S C R E A M: Yaaaay! I’m gonna go shopping with Hiyoko!!!!
Being the mom friend is hard work: Not to be a hypocrite but I just noticed the time and I think all of us should head to sleep
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: You’re really about to ignore that she recreates our class’ conversations?
Being the mom friend is hard work: Yes
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[Fellas, is it gay to suck the protagonist's ahoge?]
It's a Lie! Or is it?: @Money Money Money but with 100% more arson why didn’t you show uuuup? I thought we were going to crash the antenna people’s strip partyyyyyy?
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: I believe they’re going to play strip poker
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Same thing! I waited for you for half an hour! How are we supposed to plan anything out?
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: So we’re not going to see some protagonist tits? Fucking hell
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: I’m sorry to keep a wonderful ultimate like you waiting but I was actually doing something. I asked Hajime if we could join them tonight.
It's a Lie! Or is it?: You took the fun out of iiiiiiiiiit
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: I’m sorry, but they agreed to have this game night so they could calm down and not deal with stress, I believe this is the best middle point.
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Explain this in a way some brain dead serial killer can understand, I can see she’s having trouble
A tongue any lesbian would love: Hey don’t put me in the same bag as you, you stupid cow udder!
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Ccow udddder...
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: We’ve been allowed to join the protagonists, this way they don’t have to get stressed out over their game night being crashed, and we’ll be able to see “them tits”
A tongue any lesbian would love: THEEEEMMMMM TIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSS! LET’S GO ALREADY!
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: Hajime said we’re going to be gathered in the old game room on the second floor of the dorms at 8:30
A tongue any lesbian would love: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 30 MINUTES AND I’LL GET TO SEE SOME TIG BIDDIES!
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Don’t expect much from Kaidiot
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Shut up you cum soaked sock, her chest is bigger than my head and four times as big as your brain
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Ahiiiiiiiiiocshnaoiswebfiwoqebfwoaichnashcifaende
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[Ahogays for days]
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: I may have made a mistake
Depussy: This may be unrelated but I feel this has something to do with Miu’s… moans
I have detected that I'm gay: That was Miu? I thought someone was being beaten
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: And you did nothing about it?????
I have detected that I'm gay: “If Kirumi hasn’t stopped it already it means you shouldn’t try to stop it either.” - Class 79-B proverb
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Huh
I have detected that I'm gay: @HinataHajime did Nagito and the rest of the people in Kokichi’s chat do something?
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Not yet
Scissors, yeah that's about it: They’re probably jumping with joy because you gave them an opportunity to see your massive goddamn melons! @And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE @Depussy
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Massive goddamn melons…
Depussy: Not according to Miu anyway…
Protect the egg: Do they even know how to play poker?
I have detected that I'm gay: I feel as though they’re not really coming to play
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: We’ll explain it to them when they get there, either that or they can watch us for a bit until they understand the rules
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: I’m gonna head to the train station!
Protect the egg: Ok, we’ll start when you get here, also please be careful
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Ok!!
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Look at this disgusting display of a big brother complex
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: You have no idea
Depussy: F in the chat for Big Tiddied Man, for his brother is a brocon
I have detected that I'm gay: I feel like there’s a joke I don’t get
Protect the egg: I’ve learned not to question it and to just say F
I have detected that I'm gay: F?
Depussy: F indeed
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[Ahogays for days]
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: I’m doing highlights are you fucking ready?
Scissors, yeah that's about it: I thought you were joking about that…
Protect the egg: Language!
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: --_--
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “I feel like locking myself in the closet over there, Narnia would be so much better than you guys.” - Makoto Naegi
Protect the egg: :P
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “Of course glasses don’t count as an item of clothing! I will play this round without them to prove that I do not need them to win. *Proceeds to facepalm right into Makoto’s hair*” - Byakuya Togami
Depussy: He was so embarrassed? I can’t really read this guy
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Of course you can’t, only I can properly read Master’s emotions!
Depussy: :P
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “For the last fucking time, I CAN’T BREASTFEED YOU! THAT’S NOT HOW MY FUCKING BODY WORKS!” - Hajime Hinata
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Honestly it feels like you have never been in a biology class
Protect the egg: Wait so you can’t actually produce milk from your chest?
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: I’m surrounded by idiots
Depussy: Elevator
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Shot Put ball
Depussy: We’ve all had our embarrassing moments…
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: At least I’ve never knocked my classmates out cold
Depussy: Oh shut up you ass
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: :P
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “Aw really, that’s unfortunate… I guess the appropriate reaction to this is for me to scream into my pillow until I feel better. *Proceeds to faceplant right into Hajime’s bare chest and then screams his lungs out.* ...Anyways were we’re we” - Nagito Komaeda
I have detected that I'm gay: That was an interesting sight to see…
Depussy: Miu has been spamming me that I should do that to her too…
Protect the egg: He was so casual after that too, I thought he got possessed or something
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: That’s not what possessions sounds like, Makoto
Protect the egg: How do you know???
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “Master please spit on my glasses so I can clean them.” - Toko Fukawa
Protect the egg: She completely ignored me!
Depussy replied to Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Ahahahaha that’s not how glasses work
Protect the egg: I feel this is a reference to something…
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “Hajimeme Hinatits, remove your pants this fucking instance!” -Syo
I have detected that I'm gay: His reactions made me think I was hallucinating this whole thing…
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: What was it again?
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: “Eat my ass you fucking clod!” I think?
I have detected that I'm gay: I’ve never heard the word clod being said with such aggression before…
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Sorry if I scared you?
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “Your lifespan will be shorter than my skirt if you keep up with this shit!” - Komaru Naegi
Depussy: Kokichi didn’t really seem phased though
I have detected that I'm gay: When is he really?
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “I’ll be playing “A thousand miles” while I chase you down the street” - Kaede Akamatsu
Depussy: You guys don’t understand the possibilities of a piano on wheels!
Scissors, yeah that's about it: I’m sure your cow of a girlfriend will make you one
Depussy: That’s actually not a bad idea, and don’t call her a cow >:(
Scissors, yeah that's about it: :P
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo replied to Scissors, yeah that's about it: :P Toko appreciation <3<3<3
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “Cummadick turn off your fucking luck or I’ll vore your cards!” - Miu Iruma
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Next time he pisses me off I’ll change his name in our private chat to Cummadick
Protect the egg: It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out who she was talking to..
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: cuz ur slow af
Scissors, yeah that's about it: You’re on thin ice, Omaru. Proper grammar or death.
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: :P
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “I sincerely forgot that to play Strip Poker you have to take your clothes off at one point.” - Shuichi Saihara
I have detected that I'm gay: I focused too much on the poker and forgot about the stripping part…
Protect the egg: I do that too sometimes, focusing on one half of a thing, I mean
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Same, unfortunately
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: And last but not least
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: “If you cut off all the protagonists’ ahoges, put them together in a mold, fill the rest of the mold with some clear material, let it sit for a while, until it’s completely dry and take off the mold you can make the Ultimate Dildo.” - Kokichi Ouma
I have detected that I'm gay: I’m sleeping with a hat on my head tonight…
Depussy: Same
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Aaaand that's all folks, my parents are totally not home now and I’m totally not supposed to be asleep so I’ll see you tomorrow!
Protect the egg: Night Komaru!
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Shit dreams Omaru
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo replied to Scissors, yeah that's about it: That wasn’t even clever… ok it kinda was but still