Testing out the new feature
[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
[Who needs sleep when you have Kirby? has added Chisa Yukizome to the chat]
SHSL Yandere: I've been waiting for this
[SHSL Yandere has added Juzo Sakakura]
[SHSL Yandere has changed Juzo Sakakura's nickname to One Punch Man]
[Who needs sleep when you have Kirby? has changed Chisa Yukizome's nickname to The original SHSL Maid]
One Punch Man: What the fuck?
The original SHSL Maid: Language!
One Punch Man: Japanese
The original SHSL Maid: :(
SHSL Yandere: @One Punch Man Bitch
One Punch Man: Bitch
One Punch Man: @Who needs sleep when you have Kirby? why the fuck are you adding staff members in your class chat
One Punch Man: And Reserve Course students
SHSL Yandere: Burn in hell <3
One Punch Man: No
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I wanted to add only Miss Yukizome but Sato decided to add you in… I think
The original SHSL Maid: That's right! I heard that Chihiro Fujisaki has added a game function to Alter Ego, what better way to test it than to play a game with my class, and their friends/partners and now the head of security!
One Punch Man: …
SHSL Yandere: You're not leaving, I won't let you
One Punch Man: Fucking bet
[One Punch Man left the chat]
[SHSL Yandere has added Juzo Sakakura to the chat]
[SHSL Yandere has changed Juzo Sakakura's nickname to One Punch Man]
SHSL Yandere: Try me hoe
SHSL Threat: @SHSL Child Caregiver @Izzy Izzalea look, it's you
Izzy Izzalea: I disagree, Hajime swears more
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I haven't heard him swear that often?
Izzy Izzalea: You haven't, I have
One Punch Man: Let's just get this fucking game over with, how do you start this?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Chihiro simplified it so those who don't know absolutely anything about code can use it, I think this is how it's done
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Call AlterEgo;/
Alter Ego: What can I do for you?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Show AlterEgo(GameList);/
Alter Ego: Currently I am able to run the following games: Put a finger down
Alter Ego: My list of games is still very small, so please excuse the lack of variety!
SHSL Yandere: Pretty disappointing that there's only one game
The original SHSL Maid: It's still a work in progress, Chihiro has never done this before so it's important we recognize his hard work!
SHSL Yandere: You're way too energetic, no wonder you're a main course teacher
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Should we play?
One Punch Man: I can't leave unless we do so just run the damn thing
SHSL Yandere: No one tell him
The original SHSL Maid: First I'll call everyone, it won't be fun unless everyone is here
The original SHSL Maid: @Everyone
The original SHSL Maid: @Everyone
The original SHSL Maid: @Everyone
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Stop spamming god damn
The original SHSL Maid: You should be faster, what if it was an emergency?
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Is it an emergency?
The original SHSL Maid: Well, no
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Then go fuck yourself
One Punch Man: Watch your mouth kid
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Eat shit and die
The original SHSL Maid: Aaaand Akane and Teruteru have gone online too! All of us are here, you can start the game Chiaki!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Run AlterEgo(GameOption1);/
Alter Ego: Would you like an explanation of the game Put a finger down before I run it?
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I would like one!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Reply AlterEgo(ExplanationGameOption1) = True;/
Alter Ego: Put a finger down is a game where a group of people ask each other questions in the model of "Put your finger down if _____" if any person in the group has done the thing specified they put their finger down. The game continues until one or less people are left with their fingers up, or until they cancel the game. It can be played with ten or five fingers, depending on the wishes of the players.
Alter Ego: Which version should I run, the five finger version (Short) or the ten finger version (Long)?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I'm going to start the five finger version…
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Run AlterEgo(GameOption1Short);/
Alter Ego: Alright! Everyone online in this chat will play! I will randomly pick someone to start!
Alter Ego: @Being the mom friend is hard work! Please start the game!
Being the mom friend is hard work: Oh Uh… put a finger down if you've ever kissed someone. Don't comment, I know it's lame
SHSL Yandere: It's not, don't worry <3
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: If you have to put a finger down please use /Finger Down/ with a ; after Down…
SHSL Yandere: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Yandere: Does the one asking have to put their finger down too?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: No, in this version at least
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: /Finger Down;/
The original SHSL Maid: /Finger Down;/
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: /Finger Down;/
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Threat: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Child Caregiver: /Finger Down;/
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Finger Down;/
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Damn, makes me feel bad…
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Don't be, you'll kiss someone someday
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Why are you making it sound like a fairytale wish?!
TeruteruHanamura: Is really no one going to notice that Sonia and Akane put their fingers down?
SHSL Threat: No
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Next Round;/
Alter Ego: Round over! @Nurse "I'm sorry" please continue the next round!
Nurse "I'm sorry": U-u-u-u-uh um P-put a finger down i-i-if you've ever been h-hospitalized
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Stupid ugly pig, can't even come up with anything original!
Nurse "I'm sorry": I-I-I-I'M SORRYYYY!!!!
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Stop screaming! I can hear you from my dorm!
she S C R E A M: Awwww don't bully Mikan :(!!
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: No
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: /Finger Down;/
Oh shit…: /Finger Down;/
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: /Finger Down;/
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: /Finger Down;/
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: /Finger Down;/
she S C R E A M: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Threat: Lmao I remember when you broke both your fucking legs, that was so funny @FuyuhikoKuzuryu
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
SHSL Child Caregiver: How did you manage to break both of your legs though?
PekoPekoPekoPeko: He tried to climb the highest tree in our garden when he was seven, he got to the top then fell all the way down
SHSL Child Caregiver: Oh…
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Peko! The fuck?!
PekoPekoPekoPeko: I apologize…
SHSL Threat: Don't, that was fucking hilarious
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Traitors, both of you
SHSL Threat: ;)
Nurse "I'm sorry": Wh-what about you, I-Ibuki?
she S C R E A M: Ibuki was headbanging so hard she fell off the 3 meter stage and almost cracked her head open!
Nurse "I'm sorry": O-o-o-oh
One Punch Man: Just move on to the next round
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Next Round;/
Alter Ego: Round over! @FuyuhikoKuzuryu please continue the next round!
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Fucking, put a finger down if you've ever fought in public/school
One Punch Man: Fuck off kid
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: Right back at you dick weed!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Dick weed!
Izzy Izzalea: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Child Caregiver: /Finger Down;/
PekoPekoPekoPeko: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Threat: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Yandere: /Finger Down;/
One Punch Man: /Finger Down;/
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: /Finger Down;/
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I would like to guess the reasons for why everyone fought in school/ public before anyone reveals them, if I could
SHSL Yandere: Go for it
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Alright, Natsumi and Sato fought/tried to fight each other. Peko fought for Fuyuhiko. Akane found someone strong and decided she had to fight him. Juzo, I assume he fought a lot in his highschool days and Hajime and Izuru…
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I see two possibilities, either Hajime tired to fight Izuru and it just happened to be at school/in public or Hajime fought someone else and Izuru joined him
SHSL Child Caregiver: The second one is closer to the truth
Izzy Izzalea: When we were in elementary school one of our classmate broke my brother's nose in one of the windowsills, in turn my brother broke his assailant's nose
SHSL Child Caregiver: Then the teacher made me wipe up the blood from the floor, that stupid kid that broke my nose laughed at me and Izuru fucking pushed him against the desks and broke his arm
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Wow! So that's what having someone's back looks like!
SHSL Child Caregiver: I'm pretty sure that Izuru was just bored and apparently breaking a kid's arm felt like a fun thing to do
Izzy Izzalea: If that's how you prefer to see it
SHSL Child Caregiver: That's weirdly ominous, explain yourself
Izzy Izzalea: /Next Round;/
Alter Ego: Round over! @Oh shit… please continue the next round!
SHSL Child Caregiver: @Izzy Izzalea Bitch!
Oh shit…: OOOOK! PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER DRANK MORE THAN THREE ENERGY DRINKS IN 24 HOOOUUUUURS! I NEED TO KNOW WHO'S SUGAR INTAKE I NEED TO FIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!!!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Finger Down;/
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: /Finger Down;/
V is for Vendetta: /Finger Down;/
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: /Finger Down;/
The original SHSL Maid: /Finger Down;/
she S C R E A M: /Finger Down;/
Nurse "I'm sorry": I-Ibuki we talked a-about this. A-A-An Impostor, y-you should k-knkw better. And And M-Miss Yu-Yukizome, you're a teacher, you sh-shlould be g-giving a better example!
The original SHSL Maid: I haven't been scolded in so many years ahhahaha!
One Punch Man: Don't type out your laugh, you look like a psychopath
The original SHSL Maid: I can do whatever I want :)
Nurse "I'm sorry": Chiaki and K-kazuichi! I-I know you need a lot of e-energy for various reasons b-but please don't overdo the s-s-sugar!
Nurse "I'm sorry": And Nagito, I-I don't know much about your usual sugar i-i-intake b-but please don't c-consume too much
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Wow! The Ultimate Nurse cares about scum like me! I'm so happy!
SHSL Threat: How does it feel when your boyfriend fanboys over other people yet barely gives you half that energy @SHSL Child Caregiver?
SHSL Child Caregiver: Bold of you to assume he doesn't do that "Wow!" Thing for me too
SHSL Threat: Ugh, real love disgusting
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Do you want to try ending the round, Natsumi?
SHSL Threat: Fuck
SHSL Threat: /Next Round;/
Alter Ego: Round over! @The new hamster overlord please continue the next round!
The new hamster overlord: So it has come to this! The false life form has chosen the overlord of ice as the next conjurer! Listen well foolish mortals, hide one of your fingers if once upon your life time you've created a pack with a demonic beast from the depths of hell!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Put a finger down if you've ever had a pet!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Man I'm getting better at deciphering what he's saying!
The new hamster overlord: Thank you for your contribution Dark Lady. Controller of machines, I warn you of the pain that will take over you if you continue on the path of realization!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Screw you man, you ain't getting rid of me that easily!
Nurse "I'm sorry": /Finger Down;/
One Punch Man: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Yandere: /Finger Down;/
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: /Finger Down;/
Being the mom friend is hard work: /Finger Down;/
The new hamster overlord: Name them!
Nurse "I'm sorry": She was a h-house rat, I-I named her S-Seeds…
SHSL Yandere: Our family had a great dane named Boxer lmao
One Punch Man: Shut up
SHSL Yandere: No <3
Being the mom friend is hard work: I had a parrot when I was really young, can't remember his name though
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I had a Golden Retriever when I was a child, my mom had named him Future
The new hamster overlord: Ahahaha! Of course! A demon beast has tamed your savage mortal souls in the past, truly you, White haired Demon, are better than I had thought!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: He thinks Nagito isn't so bad, since he was able to take care of his dog when he was a kid
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Am I really receiving praise from the Ultimate Breeder himself? If this goes on any longer I might just die from overwhelming happiness!
SHSL Child Caregiver: Uh we better get this over with quickly, I don't really want him to die
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Then we'll do one more round
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Next Round;/
Alter Ego: Round Over! @NatsumiKuzury please continue this round!
SHSL Threat: Alrighty hoes, put a finger down if you've ever thought about killing someone in detail
SHSL Child Caregiver: ...Why?
SHSL Threat: I want to know exactly how many psychopaths like me are in this class
The original SHSL Maid: I would like to know as well!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: I've never thought about something like that yet I still fear what Miss Yukizome is gonna do…
SHSL Threat: Who'll be the first brave bitch that will put their finger down?
Izzy Izzalea: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Child Caregiver: Honestly I'm not even surprised
SHSL Yandere: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Yandere: It was you, I thought about killing you
SHSL Threat: Bitch, how did you do it
SHSL Yandere: I would strangle you till you lost consciousness then I'd blufhen you to death with something unconventional, haven't figured out what yet
SHSL Threat: Nice
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: @SHSL Yandere watch yourself
PekoPekoPekoPeko: /Finger Down;/
PekoPekoPekoPeko: I am required to protect my Young Master, so plans of murder are sometimes necessary
SHSL Threat: Well yeah but I already know about you
Nurse "I'm sorry": /Finger Down;/
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: /Finger Down;/
SHSL Child Caregiver: @The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret why must you be like this?
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I don't see you complaining, Hajime
SHSL Threat: Keep the family drama to yourselves, this shit is more interesting
SHSL Threat: @Nurse "I'm sorry" Elaborate bitch
Nurse "I'm sorry": I-I don't really l-like this h-h-habit of mine, but sometimes when I'm around n-needles and v-v-v-various medical drugs I subconsciously think about how m-much I gave to give som-m-meone to k-k-k-kill them
Nurse "I'm sorry": P-please don't hate meeeeee….
she S C R E A M: Mikan is too kind to actually kill someone, silly! No one's gonna hate you
SHSL Threat: Nice
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: You're not plotting to kill someone right now are you, Natsumi?
SHSL Threat: Bitch, no?! If I wanted to I wouldn't have asked this obvious shit!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I'm going to end the game now
SHSL Threat: @Who needs sleep when you have Kirby? it was fucking fun
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Thank you <3
SHSL Threat: <3
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /AlterEgo(GameOption1Short) = False;/
Alter Ego: I hope you enjoyed the game!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: @Izzy Izzalea You never explained your murder plans
Izzy Izzalea: They would not be useful plans to me if I explained them to you
SHSL Child Caregiver: What's with you and being ominous today?
One Punch Man: Can I fucking leave now?
SHSL Yandere: Sure
[One Punch Man left the chat]
The original SHSL Maid: I could have told him this too of he stayed but oh well
The original SHSL Maid: I'm about to say something very important @Everyone!
FuyuhikoKuzuryu: It took them less time to come then last time, you fucking happy now?
The original SHSL Maid: Yes
The original SHSL Maid: Anyway. In the two weeks the new first years have been in this school, and more importantly for what I have to say, in the Reserve Course, there has been a sudden spike in the organized beatings of Reserve Course students. Please be very careful if you have any business in the Reserve Course! A stricter curfew has been put in place, please be in your dorms before 9pm!
The original SHSL Maid: Chiaki, how do I make my message appear at the top of the chat for everyone to see?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: /Call AlterEgo; PinComment ("Anyway. In the two weeks the new first years have been in this school, and more importantly for what I have to say, in the Reserve Course, there has been a sudden spike in the organized beatings of Reserve Course students. Please be very careful if you have any business in the Reserve Course! A stricter curfew has been put in place, please be in your dorms before 9pm!");/
Alter Ego: Comment has been pinned! It will stay pinned until someone unpins it!
The original SHSL Maid: Thank you Chiaki!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: No problem
Being the mom friend is hard work: Yeah, Sato you're not going to your dorms any time soon
SHSL Yandere: Nice