Welcome in the first years!
[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
she S C R E A M: WHO’S READY TO WELCOME THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse "I'm sorry": Pl-Pl-Please don’t cons-s-sume too much s-sugar at th-th-this time, Ibuki
she S C R E A M: Of course! Anything for the cute nurse!
V is for Vendetta: Don’t scare them too much, you tend to get overwhelmingly enthusiastic over things like this
she S C R E A M: They’re ganging up on meeee!!! Izuru help!
Izzy Izzalea: They are right, about your sugar intake and your enthusiasm
she S C R E A M: Ah! Three on one!!! Hajime, my favourite band member, help Ibuki!
SHSL Housewife: I’m not in your band, just listen to what Mikan says and don’t accidentally maul the first years
she S C R E A M: Four hit KO!!!!!
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Ignoring an Ultimate’s cry for help? Not cool Hajime
SHSL Housewife: Why are you picking on me out of the four of us?
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: As your partner I am allowed to pick on you, no? Chiaki told me so
SHSL Yandere: Don’t listen to Chiaki’s dating advice, she is dating Natsumi
SHSL Threat: That’s literally the best decision she could have made
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Or buying Stardew Valley, that’s a close second
SHSL Threat: I’m not even mad
SHSL Yandere: Coming from you that’s huge
SHSL Threat: Shut your fuck up <3
SHSL Yandere: No <3
SHSL Yandere: By the way, do any of you think there’ll be more people like Hajime and Makoto with that weird ass antenna thing
SHSL Housewife: Makoto’s sister has one too, she won’t be attending though
Izzy Izzalea: There are two people, the SHSL Detective and the SHSL Pianist
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: I thought the SHSL Detective was Kyoko Kirigiri?
Izzy Izzalea: She is
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: ...then there can’t be another SHSL Detective
Izzy Izzalea: There can
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: ??????? I’m so confused
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Not that Izuru would need useless trash like me to confirm but there is in fact a second SHSL Detective
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: His name is Shuichi Saihara, he earned his Ultimate title by solving a very old and notorious cold case
SHSL Threat: The Ultimate fanboy at it again
SHSL Yandere: Kinda ironic that he’s dating Hajime tho
SHSL Housewife: Shhhhhh
Izzy Izzalea: He does have a SHSL talent
SHSL Housewife: Yeah yeah, SHSL Housewife, very funny
[Izzy Izzalea has changed SHSL Housewife’s nickname to SHSL Child Caregiver]
SHSL Child Caregiver: What’s with you?
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Excuse my intrusion but isn’t that the title of one of the first years?
Izzy Izzalea: No
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I don’t believe the forums to be mistaken
Izzy Izzalea: Officially they’re right, but they’re actually wrong
SHSL Yandere: Well yes but actually no, Izuru edition
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: It’s natural for the Ultimate Hope to know more than scum like me
SHSL Child Caregiver: @The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret Stop with the self-deprecation for five minutes please? I’ve been waiting outside your dorm for so long
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Hmmm… I suppose I should hurry then
Izzy Izzalea: Whipped
SHSL Threat: How many months have passed and you still call it his dorm even though you both live there
SHSL Child Caregiver: Shhhhhhh
she S C R E A M: YOU GUYS! I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nurse "I'm sorry": P-please don’t run too fast or I m-m-m-m-might trip beh-hind you
V is for Vendetta: I’ll catch you since I don’t feel like running after her
Nurse "I'm sorry": Th-th-thank you
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Hajime please go and help Nagito put on his pants, or whatever he’s doing, so we can go and see the first years as a group
SHSL Child Caregiver: No?????????
SHSL Threat: Chiaki lmaoooooooooo, I fucking love you so much
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: <3
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[Makoto Naegi has added Komaru Naegi, Hajime Hinata, Kaede Akamatsu and one more to the chat]
Makoto Naegi: Ahoges!
Komaru Naegi: Ahoges!!
Kaede Akamatsu: Ahoges!!!
Hajime Hinata: Ahoges
Shuichi Saihara: Ahoges…?
Komaru Naegi: It’s time for my amazing naming abilities to shine!
[Komaru Naegi has changed Komaru Naegi’s nickname to Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo]
[Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo has added Toko Fukawa to the chat]
[Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo has changed five nicknames]
[Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo has changed the chat’s name to Ahogays for days]
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Omaru why the hell am I here
Scissors, yeah that's about it: And what’s with this awful nickname
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Because that purple haired guy said he’s gonna add Syo to their chat
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: I couldn’t think of anything better, srry :P
Scissors, yeah that's about it: It’s fine, as long as you write properly
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: What do you mean by “their chat”?
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: … Appropriate nickname
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Thanks!
I have detected that I'm gay: That purple haired guy is Kokichi, he made a groupchat consisting of himself, Miu (both of them are in our class, by the way), Byakuya, Syo and Nagito, I believe
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: I feel the headache already
Depussy: I don’t think it’ll be that bad, our class moved to the dorms a few days ago and beside being a little vulgar the two of them are fine
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: After the fifth explosion you learn to sense these kinds of situations
Depussy: Explosions??????
Protect the egg: Uh, kinda?
Scissors, yeah that's about it: More like exactly, I’m not surprised that the entirety of class 77-B is insane
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: You haven’t seen nothing yet
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Oh! Oh! I have an idea!
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Makoto, you remember game night right? What if we did that too?!
Scissors, yeah that's about it: No
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: C’mon pleaseee, you can pick the game
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Nojsphvdpsahvpaohva
Scissors, yeah that's about it: FUCK YEAH! I can pick the game right?!
Depussy: What happened??
Protect the egg: Toko has a split personality, her other persona is Genocider Syo
Depussy: The serial killer?! Is that really okay?
I have detected that I'm gay: I figured, since Komaru said the name Syo earlier…
Protect the egg replied to Depussy: I suppose it’s ok...
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Stop yapping Big Mac! I’ve thought up a game you and miss Morose can play
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: What is it??
Scissors, yeah that's about it: STRIP POKER!!!!!
Protect the egg: I’m so glad Taka isn’t here
I have detected that I'm gay: None of us know how to play poker though…
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: I do, unfortunately
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Hell yeah! Helium pulling through!
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: Helium…
Depussy: Where did you learn, Hajime?
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: My brother taught me because he was bored, we play occasionally so he can flex
Protect the egg: Figures…
Scissors, yeah that's about it: Alright TV Antennas, go arrange yourselves a date to get naked, I’m gonna check out this new chat I’ve been added in!
And here I keep my talent, IF I HAD ONE: …
Protect the egg: …
Depussy: …
I have detected that I'm gay: …
Protect the egg 2: electric boogaloo: Every Sunday?
Protect the egg: Sure
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[Kokichi Ouma has added Nagito Komaeda, Byakuya Togami, Toko Fukawa and two others to the chat]
[Kokichi Ouma has changed the chat’s name to Fellas, is it gay to suck the protagonist's ahoge?]
[Kokichi Ouma has changed Kokichi Ouma’s nickname to It's a Lie! Or is it?]
[It's a Lie! Or is it? has changed five nicknames]
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Welcome Ahoge Suckers!
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: I feel so honored to be in yet another chat with wonderful Ultimates
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Can’t you go die in a dumpster or something you purple haired fleshlight?!
Money Money Money: I didn’t think I had more brain cells to lose, turns out I was wrong
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Shut the fuck up glasses bitch!
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: And what the fuck is up with this anime fucking name?!
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Go beg on your knees in front of Tsumugi and maybe she’ll tell you
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Ucodchdcacdjkvgskdcajkfbafb
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: Ah, I remember the first time I told Hajime to kneel and lick my shoes
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Speaking of my dad, I’m gonna need to list your local protags
It's a Lie! Or is it?: AKA people you’d like to [CENSORED BY ALTER EGO, REASON: That’s way too vulgar, please say sex instead of writing something like that]
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: I never knew that was a feature, Chihiro is so clever, thinking of adding something like this too…
Money Money Money: Why did god curse me like this…
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Can’t leave :)
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Start dropping names people!
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Fiiiiiine, I’ll start Shumai is cute as shit
A tongue any lesbian would love: Cumaru is just sooooooooooooo killable, but I don’t want to kill her!
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Kaidiot’s tits aren’t as big or beautiful as mine but her smile is kinda nice I guess
Money Money Money: … Makoto is tolerable
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: Hajime
It's a Lie! Or is it?: What about my dad?
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: I don’t want to burden the wonderful Ultimates with long texts… I’ll just say that his chest is nice
It's a Lie! Or is it?: 91cm of pure tiddy!
A tongue any lesbian would love: What a way to talk about your dad AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: What kind of virgin types out their laugh?
A tongue any lesbian would love: Oh I wouldn’t know ;)
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Huh…
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Btw who wants to crash the protags’ strip poker meeting on Sunday?
Anna Nishikinomiya from Shimoneta: Tiddy! Small as shit but Tiddy
A tongue any lesbian would love: TIDDY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Money Money Money but with 100% more arson: Tiddy…
Money Money Money: I’m going only to remove Makoto from that situation
It's a Lie! Or is it?: Byakuya translation: Makoto tiddy
Money Money Money: Rot in a dumpster