Birthday!!!
[Unnamed chat Nagito Komaeda (Forbidden Romance) → Chiaki Nanami (Gaymer Girl <3)]
Forbidden Romance: [Forbidden Romance sent a photo]
Alter Ego: This is an automated message! Image Description: "A boy with brown hair is lying down on a bed with multiple bandages on his face, neck and chest." End of image description!
Gaymer Girl <3: I'm glad Izuru was able to find him on time
Forbidden Romance: The snow hasn't stopped falling since late this evening, a lot of unfortunate things could have happened to him if he was left lying out in the open for any longer
Gaymer Girl <3: Well you'll be able to take good care of him… I think
Forbidden Romance: I would never betray the trust of the Ultimate Hope
Gaymer Girl <3: You know that's not what I meant
Forbidden Romance: I don't agree with what you're trying to imply. I have been keeping distance and yet my luck has almost killed him.
Gaymer Girl <3: So it was what I thought huh…
Gaymer Girl <3: This kind of thing in the Reserve Course has been happening for more than a week now, as far as I can tell your luck doesn't create those kinds of scenarios… I think
Forbidden Romance: Still, I don't think I should do something like that, I'm relatively sure he hates me anyway. Who wouldn't? After all I'm useless trash that puts down people
Gaymer Girl <3: Nagito…
Gaymer Girl <3: I really think that isn't the case. I mean even Izuru is attempting to get you to closer together
Forbidden Romance: Chiaki, I know I'm speaking out of turn but I very much doubt that
Gaymer Girl <3: You really need facts to get you to believe something, huh? In that way you're very alike
Gaymer Girl <3: [Gaymer Girl <3 sent a photo]
Alter Ego: This is an automated message! Image Description: "A screenshot of a chat, the messages say: Chiaki Nanami: I would have thought to send Mikan in this case… Izuru Hinata: She is clumsy, I would not be surprised if she stumbled and somehow managed to kill him. Izuru Hinata: In any case I must admit that seeing how both of them act is getting annoying, I have grown to dislike this emotion so I'm going to do something about it myself if they won't." End of image description!
Forbidden Romance: You could have taken that out of context
Gaymer Girl <3: Nagito…
Forbidden Romance: Alright, I admit this defence is getting kind of pathetic. But even so, I wouldn't know what to do if I approached him. Worthless scum like me have no experience in such a situation.
Gaymer Girl <3: Hmm…
Gaymer Girl <3: After me and Natsumi talked a little about Pokemon she asked me out on a coffee date, I assume that's what you're supposed to do.
Forbidden Romance: Ah… So mingling between the two courses is not uncommon
Gaymer Girl <3: >:( you should word that better
Gaymer Girl <3: But I'm sure he will accept so you shouldn't worry. You do have to wait for him to get better, or Izuru might do something to you.
Forbidden Romance: Ah, such hopeful familial relations!
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[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
Being the mom friend is hard work: How was everyone's weekend?
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Horrible! Since you kept that green haired cow in your dorm!
Being the mom friend is hard work: Hiyoko, it's dangerous for her to stay in her dorm, you know that
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Yeah, but now you won't pay any attention to meeeeeeeeee
SHSL Yandere: I'm too emotionally exhausted to argue with you
SHSL Threat: Same honestly
PekoPekoPekoPeko: I believe everybody has been feeling grey, Natsumi
Being the mom friend is hard work: How was your weekend, Peko?
PekoPekoPekoPeko: My young Master instructed me to keep Natsumi safe, she did not go anywhere during the weekend so we played games on her PS4.
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: You should join me and Natsumi when we're playing, Peko!
PekoPekoPekoPeko: Thank you, I shall join you some time
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Ah, I see Hajime has gone online. Izuru sure is amazing in his nursing skills
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: How are you feeling?
SHSL Housewife: I feel braindead honestly
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Cuz you are!
Being the mom friend is hard work: Hiyoko…
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I am glad that you are alright, however. You really had us very worried.
SHSL Threat: You hear that punk? Wackass motherfucker, got himself beat and worried an entire class
SHSL Yandere: It might be best for you to find somewhere else to stay
SHSL Housewife: Same goes for you, you know
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: That cannot happen, because neither of you have enough money for rent, if you decide to move into an apartment
SHSL Housewife: Oh don’t remind me, I don’t wanna think about how even though I work every day I still barely have enough money for everything and
SHSL Threat: And?
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: He just realized that while he was drifting in and out of consciousness he missed school on Friday and work on Friday and Saturday
SHSL Housewife: And because Izuru has put me on bedrest for however the fuck long I’m gonna miss more shit
SHSL Housewife: Oh fuck my life, I’m going back to sleep
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: Have a pleasant sleep, brother
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Did I just miss my Soul friend’s return???? Damn
SHSL Yandere: Your what?
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Soul friend
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I’ve never heard this version of soulmate before…
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Not soulmate, Soul friend AKA purely platonic
SHSL Threat: I’ve never heard this version of “I have only one person who tolerates me so I’ve put him on a pedestal”
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: That’s a little mean, Natsumi
SHSL Threat: Sorry, sorry, I have heard another version of that and it’s “Worthless Reserve Course student”
SHSL Yandere: Lmaooo
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[Unnamed chat Nagito Komaeda (Forbidden Romance) → Chiaki Nanami (Gaymer Girl <3)]
Gaymer Girl <3: You missed your opportunity to talk to him
Forbidden Romance: Ahaha, fitting for someone as worthless as me
Gaymer Girl <3: >:(
Gaymer Girl <3: You can still talk to him in DMs, you know. I’m sure the privacy will be more comforting… I guess
Forbidden Romance: I never thought that I would be getting love advice from such an amazing Ultimate!
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[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
she S C R E A M: Ibuki is seeing so much romance today!! It’s November 27th so it’s a bit early for Valentines day you guys!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: That reminds me, Happy Birthday Ibuki! I hope you have a wonderful day today!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Happy Birthday Ibuki!
Being the mom friend is hard work: Happy Birthday!
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Happy Birth
SHSL Threat: Happy Spawn Day, Glowstick
SHSL Yandere: Happy Birthday!
she S C R E A M: Ibuki wasn’t expecting so many birthday wishes!!!
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: They better save them for the surprise party they’re going to throw you
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: It would be really unfortunate if you found out about it, Ibuki
SHSL Threat: God you’re such an ass, no wonder you and Hajime are twins
she S C R E A M: No one has ever thrown Ibuki a party before!!!!!!! I don’t care if it’s not a surprise anymore, I can’t wait, thank you guyssss!!!!!!
Being the mom friend is hard work: Seems like she’s still in good spirits
SHSL Housewife: Happy Birthday, Ibuki
she S C R E A M: Are you gonna come to the party???
SHSL Housewife: Probably not, unfortunately
she S C R E A M: Fear not Hajime! Ibuki is so happy that her friends planned a party for her that she’s unstoppable! She will beat Izuru and free you out of the tower, I mean his dorm! Ahahahahaaha! Ibuki is so happy she has become a knight!!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Happy Birthday but damn, you should chill
Nurse "I'm sorry": H-How much s-s-sugar have you had today, I-Ibuki?
she S C R E A M: A lot!!!!!!!!
Nurse "I'm sorry": Th-th-th-that is very much n-not healthy!!! I-I-I will make sure th-that your diet i-is more balanced f-fr-from now on!
she S C R E A M: Ibuki couldn’t have asked for a better present!
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: Sleep it off, Ibuki. Hajime will come to your party
SHSL Housewife: Is this true? Am I seeing growth in my little brother?
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: Due to Ibuki’s friendly nature she will most likely invite Nagito, who is only tolerable when you are around
SHSL Housewife: Sure Izzy, I totally believed you
SHSL Threat: IZZY, OH MY GOD
SHSL Yandere: @Being the mom friend is hard work @SHSL Threat @SHSL Housewife Pray for me for this is the day I die
[SHSL Yandere has changed Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?’s nickname to Izzy Izzalea]
Izzy Izzalea: I regret ever touching a phone
SHSL Threat: This is the best day of my life
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[Unnamed chat Nagito Komaeda → Hajime Hinata]
Nagito Komaeda: Strange how this is the first time I text you since we first met
Hajime Hinata: The way you worded that makes it sounds like you’re lamenting on our past while sitting next to my death bed
Nagito Komaeda: I wonder… would you allow me to come talk to you in your final moments?
Hajime Hinata: Sure, maybe hearing your weird ramblings would give me enough energy to persist after death. Maybe I’ll even come haunt you after
Nagito Komaeda: Hmmm… and when I die, what would you do then?
Hajime Hinata: You’re weirdly keen on this topic… I would probably make you a ghost too, somehow, so I can pester you for the weird things you said in my final moments
Nagito Komaeda: An eternal existence with Hajime, huh? I wonder what kind of luck that would be
Nagito Komaeda: Unfortunately for that scenario you aren’t dying
Hajime Hinata: There’s always tomorrow
Nagito Komaeda: I’ve never heard you self-deprecate, am I a bad influence?
Hajime Hinata: As long as you don’t bash my existence as a Reserve Course student you’re fine
Hajime Hinata: Right now I feel like I can stand any weird shit you say, maybe even your crazy hope speeches
Hajime Hinata: Although I may still be feeling a little mellow from the shit Izuru gave me
Hajime Hinata: Speaking of, you’re not insulting me every second text, did you inhale too much of that stuff while you were here?
Nagito Komaeda: Ah, so Izuru told you?
Hajime Hinata: Of course, if he didn’t tell me about a guy watching me in my sleep I would have smacked him really hard
Nagito Komaeda: Ahaha, it does sound weird when you explain it like that, doesn’t it?
Hajime Hinata: It does, you’re avoiding my question though
Nagito Komaeda: Hmmm… how should I explain it?
Nagito Komaeda: You, Natsumi and Sato are here to stay, it’s a blatantly obvious fact. The rest of the reserve course are feral, despairing animals that attack their own kind instead of using themselves to help the Ultimates’ hope shine.
Nagito Komaeda: With those two facts layed on the table I decided to make peace with... reminding you of your place. You three are better than the rest of them, but are still talentless.
Hajime Hinata: Ugh, I’m not mentally aware enough to try and understand what you said
Nagito Komaeda: How about this, you three are better than the rest of them, but are still talentless, which is why I’ll stop reminding you of your place at the bottom of the food chain. Your presence helps class 77’s hope shine anyway, which is why I can make peace with treating you “kindly” as Chiaki said
Nagito Komaeda: Is this a better explanation for you?
Hajime Hinata: Yeah, no. My brain’s still a fog so you’re not entirely to blame this time
Hajime Hinata: I do want to understand you better though, so I’ll try again when my stops being annoying white noise
Nagito Komaeda: Wow! No one has ever called me interesting before!
Hajime Hinata: You’re way too excited for this
Nagito Komaeda: It does seem a little bland in here, doesn’t it?
Hajime Hinata: ???
Hajime Hinata: Oh, you mean the nicknames, right?
Nagito Komaeda: Mhm
Hajime Hinata: Uhh, I’ll do yours you do mine?
Nagito Komaeda: Hmmm… sure
[Nagito Komaeda has changed Hajime Hinata’s nickname to Neon Genesis Evangelion]
[Neon Genesis Evangelion has changed Nagito Komaeda’s name to Explosion!]
Neon Genesis Evangelion: I don’t understand why you chose this
Explosion!: One of the Kanji in your name means genesis, doesn’t it? It reminded me of that show, I used to watch it a lot as a kid
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Huh, that’s actually pretty clever, makes me a little embarrassed with what I chose
Explosion!: Isn’t this also an anime reference? From that one anime Chiaki talks about all the time?
Neon Genesis Evangelion: It wasn’t originally but I remembered it so I decided might at well
Neon Genesis Evangelion: For real though, it’s concerning how many times I’ve seen explosions happen around you
Explosion!: Wow! No one has ever expressed concern about me!
Neon Genesis Evangelion: I’m starting to feel very sad for you
Neon Genesis Evangelion: By the way, you’re going to Ibuki’s party right
Explosion!: Ibuki is really selfless, inviting scum like me to her celebration. On one hand I should honor her by coming, on the other I would probably ruin the party with my luck
Neon Genesis Evangelion: I doubt the latter will happen, Izuru will be there and his luck will most likely cancel yours out, I think?
Explosion!: Ibuki will most likely be playing her music though, and as selfish as it sounds, I can’t really stand loud places
Explosion!: Maybe I’m just making excuses, like the ungrateful trash bag that I am
Neon Genesis Evangelion: ...I doubt it. I think you should go, because Ibuki invited you, and if it gets too loud you can always leave
Explosion!: Going to a beautiful social gathering, standing in a corner and leaving, perfect for useless trash like me!
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Alright that’s a bit too much self-deprecation for now, I’ll go with you anyway so it’ll be fine
Neon Genesis Evangelion: If you get startled by something loud I’ll let you cling to me
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Jk jk
Explosion!: …
Explosion!: Unless…?
Explosion!: You’re bold, Hajime, but you managed to convince me. Just so you know, I will take you up on that offer
Neon Genesis Evangelion: See you there, I guess
Explosion!: Hmmm… Yeah, see you