Aftermath
[Depresso Espresso and a lot of Vodka]
SHSL Little Bitch: @Happy Sugar Life How did it go?
Happy Sugar Life: I’m not sure…
Happy Sugar Life: Izuru said some cryptic shit then stopped responding to my text
Happy Sugar Life: I just hope it’s because he found him and not… you know
SHSL Little Bitch: God fucking damn it Hajime
SHSL Little Bitch: If Izuru starts to respond again tell me what he says
SHSL Little Bitch: And make sure to get some fucking rest, ok? I haven't seen you curse like that since middle school, you must be tired as all hell from all the worrying you’ve been doing
Happy Sugar Life: Yeah, thanks
SHSL Little Bitch: No problem
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[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: @Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind How did your spar with Sakura go?
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Coach was right, she was stronger than I expected and I lost pretty fast, but that gets me even more pumped to train harder!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I see, I’m very glad that your determination to succeed has grown, Akane. You’re truly inspirational <3
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Yeah! Thanks Nia <3!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Man not only are they sending each other hearts but now Akane has given Miss Sonia a nickname
she S C R E A M: Aren’t girls just great. AHAHAHAHHAHA!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: There you go again with the creepy laugh! It’s even worse than last time!!
she S C R E A M: :D AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Ibuki you’re scaring the crap outta me, stop that!
The new hamster overlord: Screaming Siren! The Supreme Overlord of Ice, Gundham Tanaka, demands you cease with the inappropriate demonic howling!
she S C R E A M: Ooooooooh Ibuki is seeing something heeeere, maybe she should continue!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: NO!!!!!
The new hamster overlord: No!
she S C R E A M: CDVICWOIVHCOWHWBVSKJBVIACSIJA
she S C R E A M: Key smashing isn’t scary is it?
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Honestly I can’t really be scared by it if I don’t even understand what it is
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: On the contrary! Fear of the unknown is a very big staple of the horror genre!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Hey why the hell do the dorms smell so bad?
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Probably cuz you haven’t showered after your training? Either that or Hiyoko smells like garbage again
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: Don’t insult me you trash fire! You smell like gross machine stuff, I bet your stench alone is contributing to global warming!!!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: I don’t smell right now! Miss Sonia asked me to shower so now you can’t even tell I’ve ever gone close to a machine!!
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: Yeah yeah simp, zip it up I’m too busy to deal with you right now
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Everyone’s flaming me…
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Akane, did you take a shower when you came back to the dorms?
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Well yeah, coach has given me a training schedule and after every spar or fight it’s mandatory for me to shower
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Are you saying you wouldn’t shower otherwise?
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Yeah, just like you wouldn’t shower unless Nia tells you to
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: I’m just gonna leave
she S C R E A M: I wonder what horrible thing Akane is smelling then!!!!
Cooking Mama’s Pervert Son: You have an incredible sense of smell, I’m sure you could pin down what exactly you’re smelling
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I do not like the specific words used for this sentence
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Hold on I think I know what it is
she S C R E A M: Ibuki remembers this feeling of suspense!!!!
she S C R E A M: What is it? What is it?? What is it???
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Oh, it’s blood
she S C R E A M: WHAAAAAAAAAAA?????!!!!!!!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Has someone perhaps injured themselves?
Nurse "I'm sorry": I-I-I-I-If that’s the case p-please rely on m-me
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: And it’s coming from
she S C R E A M: My heart cannot handle this drama! I might just have to write a song titled “Drama, Suspense and Heart Problems”
Nurse "I'm sorry": I-Ibuki! Having h-h-heart problems is v-very ser-rious!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: It’s coming from Izuru’s room
she S C R E A M: WHOOOAAAAAA???!!?!?!!?!?!?!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Is Izuru even in his dorm? He left the building when he went offline earlier today and I haven’t seen him return
Nurse "I'm sorry": But his d-dorm smelling like b-b-blood while he isn’t there is e-even m-more concerning
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I will knock on his door to see if he’s there
she S C R E A M: I hope we don’t find Sonia murdered after!!!!!
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I’m sure all you wonderful ultimates will overcome the despair that will come from that!
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: Ugh this guy, I finally thought he threw his phone down a well after the past days of not being active but nooo, he came back
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: He said he was busy, he didn’t open the door though
she S C R E A M: Maybe he’s killing someone in there?!?!
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Then I’m sure he’ll get away with it, Izuru has all talents at his disposal after all!
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: Don’t you just hate the noise that comes from his mouth, and I can’t even hear his damn voice!
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I apologize for being useless trash, but I am right. Izuru could get away with murder if he really wanted to
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Hey hey, did anyone get any updates on where Hajime is? I still haven’t heard anything from him, or any updates from Sato…
she S C R E A M: No, but we know that Izuru’s dorm smells like blood and that he’s very busy in there!!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I see...
she S C R E A M: Could it be?! Has the brotherly disdain finally peaked over?!?!??!?!
she S C R E A M: If I wrote a song about that it would be called “Cain and Abel”
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: That’s surprisingly poetic
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: Oh welcome back simp
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: I picked a great time to come back…
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I think you should stop talking about murder, Ibuki
she S C R E A M: Awww and I was getting creative too
she S C R E A M: You know what, Ibuki’s gonna go write some songs while she’s feeling inspired!
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I hope you’re successful in your writing and composing, Ibuki
she S C R E A M: Thanks, I guess!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Oh Izuru’s done, I believe
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: @The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret come to my dorm
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: EW EW EW EW, Don’t talk about such disgusting things while I’m here!
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: @The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret My brother is unconscious there, I need to get some things to further treat his wounds and you’re going to watch him until I get back
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: As much as I don’t want to argue with an ultimate, why don’t you pick someone else Izuru?
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: Because most of this class is afraid of you and won’t attempt anything while you’re there, because you will do as I say and because I know something you don’t
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: How mysterious… I’ll be on my way then
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: You said he was injured? Is it serious? Why is he injured? Is he going to be ok?
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: It seems Chiaki asks a lot of questions when she’s excited or worried, but I am concerned for Hajime’s well being as well
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: I found him beaten up and lying in the snow behind the reserve course school building an hour and thirty seven minutes ago, he’s got a broken leg, two broken fingers, a broken nose, and several deep cuts and bruises. He lost some blood by the time I got to him but not on any too dangerous level. He had trouble breathing and speaking, most likely caused by someone stomping/hitting/kicking him in the chest several times, this is supported by the large number of big bruises on his chest and throat. He passed out almost as soon as I got to him and will stay unconscious until sometime tomorrow late afternoon/night
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: That’s a whole essay! No way I’m reading that!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Oh… I’ll tell Sato and Natsumi right now… since they’re probably not going to see it here...
You'll disappear under mysterious circumstances: What the fuck?! What the fuck has he been doing to get that beaten up?!
PekoPekoPekoPeko: This is truly unfortunate, I wish him a fast recovery.
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Damn… Why would anyone do that?
Nurse "I'm sorry": I-I-I can assist!
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: There is no need, I will tend to his injuries myself
Nurse "I'm sorry": M-My of-f-ffer still stands, i-if you need it!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Oh dear… for someone to be so cruel and to that to another person…
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Izuru, do you know who or why this happened?
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: For the past two weeks and a half there have been cases of Reserve Course students getting violently beaten and left in random parts of the school campus. All cases have happened after school has ended, to students who were going home/to the dormitory and by other Reserve Course students
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: It is unknown which student/s have been the assailant/s in each case since there are no cameras in and around the Reserve Course campus. My brother was not conscious enough to give me details either.
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: I will not be explaining any longer, @The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret you’re dismissed
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I see
Being the mom friend is hard work: That is so awful, oh my god… I
Squish Squish Mahiru's sanity: Mahiruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, the Reserve Course is so awfuuuuuuuul, they beat up big brother Hajimeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I sent everything to Natsumi and Sato, they aren’t online though…
Being the mom friend is hard work: I know Sato doesn’t usually stay up this late but I’m going to call her, I have to make sure she’s ok
PekoPekoPekoPeko: Natsumi’s at home right now
You'll disappear under mysterious circumstances: She better not get herself killed in that damn Reserve Course! Fuck that stupid hell place and everything it fucking stands for!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Hey Nagito, you saw Hajime right? How was he?
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Sleeping
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: He looked better than one would expect, with all the injuries Izuru described. Then again he did get help from an Ultimate.
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: @Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents? When can we see him?
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: When he wakes up
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: @The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret You will be required to watch him again tonight, as I have a couple of matters to attend to
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: I’m so happy that scum like me is finally useful. Hajime should be grateful too, he’s being freed from that hopeless place, if only for a couple of days
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I don’t think it’ll be only a couple of days…
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Either way I’ll text Miss Yukizome, she should be informed about this kind of situation… I think
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Just make sure to go to bed right after, Chiaki. I know that you must be very tired and you don’t sleep well.
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Thanks, I will
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[Depresso Espresso and a lot of Vodka]
SHSL Little Bitch: @Happy Sugar Life You got a call too?
Happy Sugar Life: Yeah, Mahiru seemed really concerned and afraid… I don’t want her to feel like that
SHSL Little Bitch: My brother was worried out of his mind as well… He’s stupid as hell, telling me I’ve grown all soft an shit
Happy Sugar Life: I assume you’ve read Chiaki’s texts
SHSL Little Bitch: Yeah, read through the chat too. That damn dumbass, he managed to get us and an entire main course class worried for him
SHSL Little Bitch: I can almost imagine his reaction when he comes back, he’s gonna be all like “I’m sorry for making you worry” and when someone tells him to get more rest he’s gonna say “I can’t I’ve missed out on so much schoolwork” like the dumbass he is
Happy Sugar Life: You know he can read this chat right?
SHSL Little Bitch: Yeah, perfect time for him to be a little more self aware
Happy Sugar Life: I don’t think he’s gonna be focusing on that, since you and I both saw who is going to be watching him until he wakes up
SHSL Little Bitch: @Orange Juice and Vodka Get some of that microwaved soap ass!
Happy Sugar Life: LMAO
Happy Sugar Life: Even Izuru got sick of their constant pining
SHSL Little Bitch: Although I think Nagito started hating the general Reserve Course population even more
Happy Sugar Life: I agree with him on that, as much as I don’t want to, sometimes I feel like us three are the only people with actual personality in the entire school
SHSL Little Bitch: That’s exactly what it is, we ARE the only people with personalities here
Happy Sugar Life: It is getting late though, I might just fulfill that promise I made earlier
SHSL Little Bitch: Hell yeah you will, leave Hajime to Nagito. Who knows maybe Izuru will walk in on something and they’ll have a threesome
Happy Sugar Life: Ew, lmao. That’s disgusting.
SHSL Little Bitch: I know that’s why I said it
SHSL Little Bitch: Sweet dreams bitch
Happy Sugar Life: After that comment they’re not going to be
SHSL Little Bitch: Lmao