47 minutes
[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Man the past few days have been depressing as hell for no reason at all
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I assume that kind of depressing feeling comes from the change in seasons, winter has just begun and every day is getting colder and greyer
SHSL Threat: Unlike Sato, who’s getting colder and gayer
SHSL Yandere: I hate it here
SHSL Threat: I love you too bitch
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I have been meaning to ask, why have you been absent from the chat in the last few days?
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Yeah, it got kind of quiet since you guys aren’t here to provide commentary on everything we do
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: That’s a little too straightforward…
SHSL Threat: Tests, the teachers in the Reserve Course fucking love throwing tests at us every month
SHSL Threat: @SHSL Yandere don’t even dare comment
SHSL Yandere: Oooh scary
SHSL Yandere: But she’s right, this past week we haven’t been able to catch our breath
she S C R E A M: Is that why Hajime isn’t here rn??????????
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: Yes, his various complexes are the reason why he spends most of his time studying alone, like a friendless shut-in
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I think you two should tone down the roasting, you’re family after all… I think
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: You’re saying you’re not sure they’re twins??????
SHSL Threat: @Who needs sleep when you have Kirby? You haven’t seen shit, you should come to dinner with my family and see the chaos that unfolds there
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[Depresso Espresso and a lot of Vodka]
Happy Sugar Life: You smooth bitch
SHSL Little Bitch: You fucking know it
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[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I see…
she S C R E A M: HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY! Ibuki just remembered something very coooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse "I'm sorry": Wh-what is it I-Ibuki?
SHSL Threat: Damn today the chat has been taken over by Lesbians
SHSL Yandere: ;)
she S C R E A M: Ibuki has decided to help Leon from 78-A with his musical career!
Nurse "I'm sorry": I-I-I think that’s very k-kind of y-y-you Ibuki
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I agree, it is very noble of you to help one of the first years with his passions!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Is he the same Leon that’s in my nickname?
she S C R E A M: Yes!!! Ibuki met him in the beginning of the school year! I thought your personalities matched, especially since you’re both simps!!!!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: …
SHSL Threat: Ibuki used Simp! It’s very effective!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Do you play Pokemon too, Natsumi?! What game are you playing?
SHSL Threat: Yeah, I’m playing Ultra Sun since the pokedex for Sword/Shield fucking sucked
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: What gym are you on? What starter did you pick? What are your favourite types? What pokemon are in your team? Do you have favourite pokemon?? What are they???
SHSL Threat: Damn, rapid fire questions
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Oh, I’m sorry if that was too much… I didn’t mean to overwhelm you. I got so excited I started spamming… kinda
SHSL Threat: Don’t go typing all sad and shit, if you fucking fear spamming then I’ll answer in a DM, no need to get all apologetic and shit for nothing
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Really??! Then please answer as fast as you can
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[Depresso Espresso and a lot of Vodka]
Happy Sugar Life: Lucky day huh bitch
SHSL Little Bitch: Don’t fucking talk to me I’m having a Lesbian Mental Breakdown ™
Happy Sugar Life: Mood
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[Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Ibuki, do you perhaps know any more of the first years, or have you only met Leon?
she S C R E A M: I’ve seen the rest of 78-A, they’re pretty cool! Celestia is the SHSL Gambler and she reminds Ibuki of Sonia, but more dark and mysterious!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I see, I should go introduce myself sometime then
she S C R E A M: There’s also Byakuya, the SHSL
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: SHSL…?
she S C R E A M: Ibuki doesn’t understand his Ultimate talent…
V is for Vendetta: He’s the SHSL Affluent Progeny and the heir to the Togami corporation
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: You’re very informed, Impostor!
V is for Vendetta: I used to be disguised as him for a certain amount of years but since there was a possibility of him joining Hope’s Peak I decided to stop
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: It’s nice seeing you talk about yourself from time to time
V is for Vendetta: Thanks, I suppose
she S C R E A M: Byakuya reminds Ibuki of Nagito, except he’s not crazy and looks down on everyone instead!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: So the complete opposite of Nagito…
she S C R E A M: And there’s Hina, the SHSL Swimming Pro!!! She looks like Akane and likes doughnuts!!!!!!
she S C R E A M: Ibuki only knows how to spell the word doughnut because Hina taught her ahahaha!
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: Am I the only one who thinks her laugh is creepy as hell when it’s typed out?
she S C R E A M: Uhhhh, who else? Who else? Ibuki remembers one more person but she doesn’t remember the name…
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: This Hina or whatever girl sounds cool, is she strong? Can I fight her?
Oh shit…: SHE TRAINS WITH A GOOD ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE, WHO IS IN HER CLASS! SAKURA OGAMI, THE ULTIMATE MARTIAL ARTIIIIIIIST!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Hell yeah! If she’s a friend of Coach then she must be strong!
Oh shit…: OF COURSE, IT’S SAID THAT SHE’S THE STRONGEST PERSON ALIVEEEEEEE!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: I’m getting pumped up! I’m gonna go and fight her right now!
Oh shit…: WAIT! SHE’S STRONGER THAN ME, YOU SHOULDN’T ATTEMPT THINGS LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE TO PROPERLY STAGE ALL YOUR FIGHTS AND BUILD UP GRADUALLY!!!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I believe she’s already gone
Oh shit…: DAMN THAT WOMAN, DON’T TAKE ON SUCH STRONG OPPONENTS BEFORE EVEN WARMING UP!!!!!!!
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: Ogami’s title of “Strongest person alive” is false anyway
SHSL Yandere: Did you come here just to brag?
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: I’m not bragging, merely stating facts. She cannot be the strongest person alive as long as I exist, plus, I believe that there is another person stronger than her
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I do not think Akane will care much about that
SHSL Yandere: I don’t know how Hajime is able to do this, every time I reply to one of Izuru’s text I feel like my soul is getting sucked out of my body
SHSL Yandere: Speaking of Hajime, where the fuck is he? He hasn’t been active since he left school today
she S C R E A M: Ah! I remember now! The person from 78-A is Makoto, the SHSL Lucky Student!
she S C R E A M: When Ibuki saw him for the first time she mistook him for a shorter Hajime! Makoto looks like Hajime’s brother more than Izuru does ahahahahah!
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: I disagree
SHSL Yandere: That still doesn’t answer my question
Squish Squish Mahiru’s Sanity: If you’re gonna spam him do it somewhere else, my damn phone is blowing up from all your stupid messages!
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[Depresso Espresso and a lot of Vodka]
Happy Sugar Life: Hajime stop studying for five minutes and answer me
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka
Happy Sugar Life: You stupid fuck answer me
Happy Sugar Life: I swear to god if you’ve muted this chat and are making me worry for no reason
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka Hajime!
SHSL Little Bitch: The fuck you spamming for?
Happy Sugar Life: Hajime’s dumb ass isn’t answering his damn phone
SHSL Little Bitch: He’s probably muted the chat, chill
Happy Sugar Life: I’m not gonna fucking chill
Happy Sugar Life: If he got his stupid, idiotic self jumped I’m going to kill him
Happy Sugar Life: @Orange Juice and Vodka You hear me you hypoctritical fuck? Going all “be careful” and shit and then getting shanked
SHSL Little Bitch: Aren’t you in your dorm? It’s not that fucking hard to check if he’s there
SHSL Little Bitch: Listen I don’t wanna deal with this shit, check his dorm and if he isn’t there then call Izuru, both of us know damn well about his guard dog tendencies
Happy Sugar Life: If he did end up getting his ass beat I’m gonna kill him
Happy Sugar Life: So don’t make me do that you understand @Orange Juice and Vodka
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[Unnamed Chat, Sato Sakakura → Izuru Hinata]
Sato Sakakura: Izuru get your brother
Izuru Hinata: You believe he got jumped and since he’s not in his dorm you want me to find him, I know
Izuru Hinata: Unfortunately I do not have him microchipped so I do not know his location
Sato Sakakura: Listen here, I don’t give a shit if you’re not on good terms or whatever but he’s your damn twin brother, show some damn concern for once
Izuru Hinata: I am currently attempting to trace his phone’s location, it’s important for me to know a rough location instead of running around with no lead
Sato Sakakura: I’m fucking tired of this, just
Sato Sakakura: Just make sure he doesn’t die somewhere on the street, it’s getting dark and the snow’s picking up
Izuru Hinata: Watch yourself instead of worrying about my brother, you’re in potential danger too
Izuru Hinata: Plus I’m going to find him in about 10 seconds
Sato Sakakura: What?
[Incoming call from Hajime Pick up? or End the call? ]
“Where are you?”
/Cracking sounds/
“I…”
“Where are you?”
/Loud sounds of unknown origin/
/Coughing/
/Distorted laboured breathing/
“B-behind… the school”
/Coughing/
/Laboured breathing continues for the next few seconds/
“Stay conscious for as long as you can, I’m on my way”
/No answer from the caller/
“Where exactly are you?”
/Wheezing/
/Distorted breathing/
“B-b-behind the… Chem Lab”
“Keep looking at your surroundings, stay conscious. I’m almost there”
/Distortions continue for a few seconds/
“Who did this?”
/Answer is too muffled and distorted, could not be transcribed/
/Silence/
“Stay alive, I can see you”
/Distorted sounds come from the caller/
/Distortions get louder/
/Izuru has ended the call/
[End of transcription, Call between “Hajime” and “Izuru”, Call length: 05:47 minutes]