Why did this happen so early in the morning
she S C R E A M: Good morning everybodyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
SHSL Housewife: Ibuki it’s 6 am, why are you awake?
SHSL Yandere: Yeah, your classes don’t start until 9
she S C R E A M: Ibuki was hit with a sudden wave of inspiration in the middle of the night so she has been working on her new songs since then!
she S C R E A M: Waaaiiiiit, why are you guys awake????
SHSL Housewife: Classes in the Reserve Course start at 7:30
she S C R E A M: Ooooooh do you guys live far away from campus?
SHSL Yandere: No, out of us three only Natsumi doesn’t live in the dorms
SHSL Housewife: We have a test in our first class so we’re reviewing one last time before then
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: What subject is it on?
SHSL Housewife: Chiaki please tell me you didn’t stay up all night to play Animal Crossing
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I didn’t, I fell asleep at 1am and then I woke up at 5am and I’ve been playing since then
SHSL Yandere: Do all of class 77-B have such horrible sleeping schedules?
she S C R E A M: Yes!!!!!!!
SHSL Yandere: I see…
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: So, what subject is your test on?
SHSL Yandere: German, Vocabulary
SHSL Housewife: The teacher’s going to give us about 100 words and we have to write each word’s definite article and translation
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I didn’t know German was mandatory in the Reserve Course
SHSL Yandere: It’s not but a forein language is, we had to choose from German, French, Russian and English
SHSL Housewife: Me and Sato chose German while Natsumi chose English
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I see, in my country every school must have Japanese, Chinese and Spanish as options along with the ones you listed
she S C R E A M: Is Sonia’s whole country as educated as she is?!?!?!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: In terms of languages every citizen is required to know at least 4 forein languages
SHSL Yandere: That whole country must be on some kind of drug…
SHSL Threat: God does this chat never shut the fuck up
SHSL Housewife: You can always mute it you know
SHSL Threat: And miss you getting flamed by your brother? No way
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: I agree that it is mildly entertaining
SHSL Housewife: Wow thanks
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: You’re welcome, brother
SHSL Threat: Sad, Fuyuhiko isn’t here and I can’t annoy him
PekoPekoPekoPeko: Should I go and get him?
SHSL Threat: @she S C R E A M what sort of acid were you on when you gave Peko this nickname?
SHSL Yandere: It kinda looks like she was having a stroke while she was writing it
she S C R E A M: Because I was!
SHSL Yandere: Excuse me?
she S C R E A M: Originally Peko’s name was going to be “Peko Peko sees your crimes” but out of nowhere Ibuki’s hands started shaking very violently and when they stopped autocorrect had changed the nickname to “PekoPekoPekoPeko”
she S C R E A M: Ibuki decided that this nickname was a divine intervention!!! So she left it like that!
Nurse "I'm sorry": Ibuki! Th-th-that is def-f-finitely not healthy! I-I will come to your dorm r-r-r-right aw-way to check up on y-you!
she S C R E A M: Ibuki will get a visit from the cute nurse! it must have been divine intervention after all!!!!
SHSL Threat: I never thought I would see someone gayer than Sato
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: It’s kind of cool how everyone is coming together so early in the morning, soon everyone will be online at the same time… I think
SHSL Yandere: @SHSL Threat your room has a mirror right?
SHSL Threat: Shut your mouth before I put you six feet under
SHSL Yandere: ;)
SHSL Housewife: ;)
SHSL Threat: @SHSL Housewife out of all the people to betray me
SHSL Housewife: Payback for the spam last night
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: The first thing I see when I wake up is three reserves having a civil war, how unpleasant
SHSL Housewife: Fuck you too Nagito
SHSL Yandere: @SHSL Housewife focus on the German, you know damn well I’ll be cheating off of you
SHSL Housewife: Don’t blame me when we both fail though
You'll disappear under mysterious circumstances: Why the hell are all of you so damn active in this fucking chat, it’s almost 7 for fuck’s sake
SHSL Threat: Don’t you fucking dare copy my enterance
You'll disappear under mysterious circumstances: I’m not copying shit Natsumi
Being the mom friend is hard work: I’m pretty afraid of Fuyuhiko and Natsumi fighting
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Hell yeah a yakuza fight, this better be bloody!
Being the mom friend is hard work: Hiyoko please don’t say things like that, especially so early in the morning
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Fiiiiiine, I hope they don’t bleed when they fight
Being the mom friend is hard work: I guess that’s good enough…
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I believe this is the appropriate time to say “whipped”
If Leon was the Ultimate Mechanic: You’re doing very good with the internet slang Miss Sonia!
The new hamster overlord: I despise the thought of agreeing with the Controller of machines but I shall make an exception just this once, for the Dark Lady’s use of the forbidden language is improving with blinding speeds!
SHSL Threat: Whipped
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Whipped
Squish squish Mahiru's sanity: Ewwww, Mahiruuuuu that blonde freak said the same thing as meeee
SHSL Threat: EeWwWwW, pEkOoOo ThAt BaNaNa HaIrEd tOdDlEr InSuLtEd MeEeEeEe
PekoPekoPekoPeko: Should I draw my sword?
Being the mom friend is hard work: No no, please don’t Peko
Being the mom friend is hard work: Hiyoko I’m sure you don’t want me to keep reprimanding you like this but please refrain from saying things like that
SHSL Threat: I don’t know Mahiru, maybe she has a humiliation kink
Being the mom friend is hard work: No!!!!!!!!!! Don’t say things like that!
SHSL Threat: Poor Sato lmao, it’s going to be such an awkward threesome [SHSL Threat has deleted this message]
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Such a half-hearted attempt at hiding your message, but that should be expected
SHSL Threat: I can’t wait for the day he fucking destroys you and leaves you limping
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Could this be? A reserve attempting to threaten my life?
SHSL Threat: No ;) This time I’m not ;) you better be grateful ;) what you’re going to get will be far more unpleasant for that weird fucking complex you have going on ;) ;) ;) ;) and far more pleasat for something else ;);););););););););)
SHSL Yandere: ;)
SHSL Yandere: Screenshotted for spam at a later date, also Natsumi classes will start in 20 mins
SHSL Threat: Bye losers
SHSL Threat: Nagito, ;) ;) ;)
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Bye Natsumi, I hope you and Hajime do well on the test, Sato
SHSL Yandere: @SHSL Threat ;)
SHSL Threat replied to Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Bye, again
SHSL Threat replied to SHSL Yandere: Shut the fuck up
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Such a depressing attempt at threat, so fitting for a reserve.
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I don’t think she was threatening Sato or you for that matter… I think
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Can everybody shut up for a second?
Oh shit…: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIIIIIIIIIIIIIING EVERYONE! I’M GLAD THAT EVERYONE HAS WOKEN UP MUCH EARLIER THAN USUAL TODAAAAAAAAY!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Oh yeah, good morning
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Good morning
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Good morning Akane, Nekomaru! I assume you were training
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Hell yeah we were! I got even closer to beating him than last time!
Oh shit…: OF COURSE! AKANE IS MAKING VERY GOOD PROGRESS!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I see, I’m very happy for you Akane
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Thanks <3
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: No problem <3
she S C R E A M: What is this????????? A couple appears on the horizon!! Could it really be?!?!?!?!!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: What the hell are you talking about?
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Pardon me! I realize how this looks and would like to clarify that I specifically asked Akane to help me practice my use of emoticons and other such internet related things! We are not a couple!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: I don’t really understand what Ibuki is trying to say but since I was also having trouble using these little faces so Sonia asked me to practice with her
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: It has been really fun so far so all of you better not talk crap or I’ll come and beat you up!
she S C R E A M: Alrighty! I understand now, Sonia and Akane are learning the art of :) :) together!!!!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: “Hell yes” we are!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Yeah!
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: Wait I got distracted, I wanted to ask Teruteru when breakfast would be ready
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: He hasn’t been online yet
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: @Cooking Mama's pervert son
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: @Cooking Mama's pervert son
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: @Cooking Mama's pervert son
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: This is how I can make him come online, right?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Yeah
Cooking Mama's pervert son: And what would Miss Akane want from me on this fine morning?
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: The same thing I want every damn morning, food!
Cooking Mama's pervert son: Of course, of course, I have already started making breakfast for everybody
Cooking Mama's pervert son: It will be ready in a couple of minutes however
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: :(
Wake up in the morning I got food on my mind: @Who needs sleep when you have Kirby? @I for one welcome our new hamster overlord I should use this one right?
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: :’( would also fit this situation
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Ah, Chiaki is so informative! I will make note of this reaction immediately!
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: I’m glad I could help
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: By the way, can I ask a favour of you Teruteru?
Cooking Mama's pervert son: But of course, anything for the members of my favourite class
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Hajime, Sato and Natsumi kept worrying that they won't be able to have lunch since the only store close to the Reserve Course closed down, could you make them lunch? Just for today
Cooking Mama's pervert son: You’re so noble Chiaki, I will provide what was asked of me, of course. Plus the three of them are hot as well so it’s even better for me
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: That last part wasn’t necessary, but thank you anyway
Being the mom friend is hard work: Don’t thank him when he says stuff like that!
You'll disappear under mysterious circumstances: Say that shit about my sister one more time and I’ll put you in a concrete grave!
PekoPekoPekoPeko: I will strike on sight as well, so I suggest you watch what you say
Cooking Mama's pervert son: Avril Lavigne, you are a scary bunch!
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: Are you enjoying looking through the chat, Impostor?
V is for Vendetta: Yes actually, it kind of reminds me of reading a newspaper in the morning
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I’m very glad :)
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[Depresso Espresso and a lot of Vodka]
SHSL Little Bitch: Bruhhhhh she’s so cute what the fuck who the fuck allowed this shit, who the fuck let her be this cute while bringing me lunch what the fuuuuuuuuuck
Happy Sugar Life: Mahiru came too she was worried about me I’m gonna fucking die oh my god
Orange Juice and Vodka: I don’t know what this chat will become if I start acting this lovesick too
SHSL Little Bitch: Shut your trap, Chiaki and Mahiru brought us lunch and your microwaved soap looking ass twink just keeps repeating “UsElEsS rEsErvEs”
Happy Sugar Life: Are you jealous tsundere boy? Are you jealous of the Lemsbians that have a more successful love life than you’ll ever have?
Orange Juice and Vodka: You literally just said that he hates Reserve Course students, he hates everyone without a talent in general. How the hell am I supposed to make literally any moves if he despises my entire existence?
SHSL Little Bitch: Who is gonna tell him?
Orange Juice and Vodka: Tell me what??
Happy Sugar Life: As Chiaki once said “ you sweet summer child”
Orange Juice and Vodka: I don’t understand
SHSL Little Bitch: @Happy Sugar Life We’ll let this draw out a little longer then if they keep being dumb we’ll step in
Happy Sugar Life: Aight, sounds good
Orange Juice and Vodka: I’m so confused
Orange Juice and Vodka: Anyway, you guys be careful when you leave, especially you Natsumi.
SHSL Little Bitch: Yeah yeah mom, I’ll make sure. Seriously I can’t believe you’re taking this rumour so seriously, like do you really think people are getting jumped at random after classes?
Happy Sugar Life: I mean it sounds a little outlandish but it’s better to be careful anyway
Orange Juice and Vodka: Somehow it reached my brother and he decided that it was important enough for him to warn me about, so I assume it’s serious enough
SHSL Little Bitch: Damn, fine then I’ll keep an eye out when I exit school today. You two better not go getting shanked on me ok?
Happy Sugar Life: Right
Orange Juice and Vodka: Yeah, of course