Hope's Peak Academy's staff made a huge mistake
[Chiaki Nanami has added Sonia Nevermind, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Izuru Hinata and 12 more to the chat]
Chiaki Nanami: Hello everyone, I made this chat because Miss Yukizome wanted me to make one
Chiaki Nanami: She said it would strengthen our bonds as a class… I think
Chiaki Nanami: She also said that if we wanted to add someone to the group chat from a different class or school we could do that, she said she didn't care as long as we made friends… I think
Mahiru Koizumi: You'd sound more confident if you had a better catchphrase…
Mahiru Koizumi: Otherwise I think it was a great idea to make a group chat Chiaki
Sonia Nevermind: I very much agree!
Gundham Tanaka: Alas, the ever slumbering one has been called upon to make an alliance between all of us! Very well Chiaki Nanami, the great overlord of ice, Gundham Tanaka, shall accept this declaration of peace!
Kazuichi Souda: Can someone translate this nonsense?
Sonia Nevermind: He likes the idea of a class group chat and thanks Chiaki for making it.
Chiaki Nanami: You're welcome Gundham
Hiyoko Saionji: Yukizome allows for people outside the class to join right? Doesn't this dismiss the entire idea of a class group chat
Hiyoko Saionji: I say we don't allow other filth to join, I can barely stand you as it is
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Fuck you, fuck your rule
[Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu has added Natsumi Kuzuryu to the chat]
Natsumi Kuzuryu: I feel some little bitch was talking shit
Mahiru Koizumi: Hiyoko the main purpose of this chat is for us to make bonds so it's nice for us to have more people to talk to
Hiyoko Saionji: Getting scolded sucks :P
Mahiru Koizumi: Fuyuhiko she didn't mean it like that so don't go cussing her out
Peko Pekoyama: Should I?
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Nah, leave it
Mahiru Koizumi: and Natsumi
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Actually Peko, prepare yourself just in case
Peko Pekoyama: Understood
Hiyoko Saionji: Don't you fucking dare do anything to Mahiru you statue bitch
Mahiru Koizumi: Hiyoko!
Mahiru Koizumi: Sorry the internet is a little laggy, I just wanted to say hi
Natsumi Kuzuryu: Sup bitch, you haven't come to visit for a while
Mahiru Koizumi: Yeah sorry about that
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: What the fuck? Since when are you two all buddy buddy?
Peko Pekoyama: … Should I?
Natsumi Kuzuryu: Nah don’t, and I started hanging out with her friend so it’d be pretty stupid to bully cherry head over here
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: I’ve missed so much shit since I came to these motherfucking dorms
Mahiru Koizumi: Well since Natsumi’s here I might as well
[Mahiru Koizumi has added Sato Sakakura to the chat]
Hiyoko Saionji: Oh come on! First genderbend Fuyuhiko now a yandere reject!
Mahiru Koizumi: Come on Hiyoko, they’re pretty nice when you get to know them… and break through their years of emotional baggage but after that they’re very good friends
Sato Sakakura: Natsumi was right, you’re exactly like him
Natsumi Kuzuryu: Of course I was right!
Ibuki Mioda: Ooooooh mystery person! Who is he?????
Sato Sakakura: I thought Chiaki had added him already?
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: I keep learning new shit and I don’t fuckng like it
Natsumi Kuzuryu: @Chiaki Nanami you’re gonna give your class access to a free therapist or fucking what?
Ibuki Mioda: The buildup! The tension! Ibuki can’t wait anymore!!!!!!!!
Chiaki Nanami: Sorry, I was playing Animal Crossing but fell asleep, couldn’t you add him Natsumi?
Sato Sakakura: It’s more fun to make you do it
Natsumi Kuzuryu: Bitch, stop reading my mind
Sato Sakakura: No <3
[Chiaki Nanami has added Hajime Hinata to the chat]
Ibuki Mioda: The tension releases! All this buildup has led us to!!!!!! Hajime!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi!
Hajime Hinata: Um, hello? What’s going on here?
Chiaki Nanami: Natsumi and Sato were building up to your appearance
Hajime Hinata: Pretty disappointing… surprise?
Sato Sakakura: Oop Hajime is self deprecating, did the vending machine run out of iced coffee?
Hajime Hinata: Yeah, a white haired guy put a quarter in and every drink fell out, then the machine exploded
Gundham Tanaka: Do not mention the cursed one! Even uttering a description is sure to put you in grave danger Plain One, especially since you are a part of the accursed people!
Hajime Hinata: What?
Natsumi Kuzuryu: The fuck?
Sato Sakakura: Mahiru, why haven’t you told me you have a crazy person in your class?
Mahiru Koizumi: Gundham just talks weirdly, he doesn’t do anyone harm, I’m not sure what he’s saying though…
Sonia Nevermind: It appears I have missed a lot while I was offline, good day to you Natsumi, Sato and Hajime! Gundham is worried about Nagito’s reaction to Reserve Course students being in our chat
Natsumi Kuzuryu: Damn there are no normal people here huh?
Hajime Hinata: What is he gonna do? Does he hate the Reserve Course with a burning passion or something?
Chiaki Nanami: One day you’re going to realise how accurate the things you say are… I hope
Ibuki Mioda: EVERYBODY STOP RIGHT NOW!!
Sonia Nevermind: Is something wrong Ibuki?
Ibuki Mioda: Yeah there is! Everyone is talking about boring things and not realizing that the nicknames haven’t been changed yet!
Chiaki Nanami: Oh yeah… guess I forgot to do that
Ibuki Mioda: I’ll do it right now!!!!!
Gundham Tanaka: I feel a sudden surge of overwhelming energy!
Sonia Nevermind: I too feel a little fear of Ibuki’s nickname ideas!
Hinata Hajime: I hope they’re not too long
Chiaki Nanami: You sweet summer child
[Ibuki Mioda has changed to chat’s name to Hope's Peak's staff made a huge mistake]
[Ibuki Mioda has changed her nickname to she S C R E A M]
[she S C R E A M has changed 18 nicknames]
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Do you understand now, Hajime?
SHSL Mom: No? Not really
SHSL Mom: I also don’t understand my nickname
SHSL Yandere: Me neither
SHSL Threat: You have me to thank for those, be grateful it’s not whatever that living impersonation of a glowstick was going to give you
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I feel this chat is very calm and peaceful, I really enjoy everyone’s company
Being the mom friend is hard work: Me too, everyone has been getting along pretty well
SHSL Mom: I hope it’s not a “calm before the storm situation”
Who needs sleep when you have Kirby?: Hajime…
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Such an unfortunate situation, a beautiful chat made by the Ultimate Gamer has been tainted by three reserve course leeches… Now I realise the true good luck that I experienced today at the vending machine, Hajime
The three Hs, Hope, Hajime and the third one's a secret: Also I would really hate to argue with an Ultimate but this nickname… I would rather it be changed but if Ibuki doesn’t agree I will accept it
SHSL Mom: Oh of course that was you
Being the mom friend is hard work: He completely ignored the nickname
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: @SHSL Mom What did you think when you saw every drink drop down the machine then an explosion? You have met only one white haired guy in the main course brother, plus Sonia said his name while translating Gundham
SHSL Mom: @Who needs sleep when you have Kirby? I understand now
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: No, you don’t
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: Also
[Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents? has given Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents? admin privileges]
[Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents? changed SHSL Mom’s nickname to SHSL Housewife]
SHSL Housewife: I am disgusted by the fact that I’m related to you
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: You know you love me, brother
SHSL Housewife: No <3
SHSL Yandere: You put a heart after the No though
SHSL Housewife: Fuck
Gee Izuru, how come Atua lets you have all talents?: I told you so, brother
SHSL Threat: I’m so glad you added me to this chat, brother @You'll disappear under mysterious circumstances
Being the mom friend is hard work: All that’s left is to add Juzo in here huh Sato
SHSL Yandere: “Why the hell are you in a main course chat? And why the fuck am I here?!” “ I needed to complete the chain of Reserve Course students saying “brother” to their brothers, brother.”
she S C R E A M: Ibuki’s eyes fell out from Sato’s last text! I might name a song after this glorious moment. I’ll name it.... “These familial relations will blow your brothers away”!!!!
SHSL Yandere: No don’t
V is for Vendetta: Please tell me why I wake up from my 30 minute nap to this hell
I for one welcome our new hamster overlord: I think you should see it from the beginning as this will probably be the norm from now on :)
V is for Vendetta: … alright, I’ve always liked to read random drama in the mornings