Yuri Plisetsky's Family (The original of the groupchat idea) *THIS IS RE-WRITTEN NOW*

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Yuri Plisetsky's Family (The original of the groupchat idea) *THIS IS RE-WRITTEN NOW*
Summary
This is a bunch of groupchat randomness between the skaters. WARNINGS WILL BE ON EACH SUMMARY AND TOP NOTES IF NEEDED! REQUESTS CLOSED STARTING TODAY: November 9, 2021!!!THIS BOOK IS NOW OVER! Read the last chapter to know why because it is a LONG story! THERE IS A RE-WRITE NOW, find it in the series. It's part 2.
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(READ THE TAGS FIRST PLEASE AND THE SUMMARY OF THIS BOOK FOR WARNINGS! I CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN 75 TAGS SO I CAN'T ADD ALL WARNINGS NEEDED!)
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The Cursed Cheeto

Leo: Deadass

 

Leo: The election was a trap

 

Isabella: Y E S

 

Phichit: Miss boom boom Dubai VS the 'raped by a Cheeto' lookin ass

 

Sara: I-

 

Yuri P.: Miss lemme start a war VS Halloween shamed by the pumpkins lookin ass

 

Mila: Go bich

 

Otabek: America do be desperate

 

Seung Gil: If I had to vote, I would choose a monkey

 

Seung Gil: Rather eat banana's than deal with miss lemme start a war VS lemma start American hate lookin ass

 

JJ-style: No fr

 

Leo: Guang~ please let me move in with you!

 

Leo: I'm not going to survive on this dead cheeto land

 

Leo: I don't wanna skate for his cheap dollar store tan lookin ass

 

Michele: We'll pray for you buddy

 

Emil: Prayers for Leo everyone

 

Minami: F

 

Phichit: F

 

Yuri P.: F

 

Otabek: F

 

Seung Gil: F

 

Isabella: F

 

Yuuri K.: Till this very second, I wonder why some group of teens were cheering for Donald

 

Yuuri K.: wHAT WAS THE REASON?!

 

V. Nikiforov: I have to pray for that one girl who looked like she has no idea what's going on (╥︣﹏᷅╥)

 

Georgi: Hoping she at least felt bad vibes

 

Christophe: If we don't cancel his ass in 2020

 

Yuri P.: I'll cancel myself

 

Yuri P.: Four years is a cheeto hell, you want me to exist through more?

 

Leo: At least you live half way across!

 

Leo: I'm dying!

 

Leo: My fockin rights

 

Guang: Beb, if I could, I would allow your refuge child-like existence to elope with me

 

Sara: That was specific

 

Mila: Guang planned the second elections were announced

 

Guang: Unfortunately nothing to save ma bf

 

Otabek: We'll keep the gay with you through this chat

 

JJ-style: You can sure depend on that

 

Seung Gil: Cheeto pumpkin, fake tan, dude dyed his face orange and is now a walking regret lookin ass-

 

Isabella: Ah yes, all the wonderful insults in the past ten minutes

 

Yuri P.: If someone doesn't John F Kennedy his ass-

 

Phichit: BLEASE-

 

Leo: LEAVE KENNEDY OUT OF THIS

 

Yuuri K.: Is it legal to hire a Winter Soldier to just... ( -_・) ︻デ═一 ▸

 

V. Nikiforov: I mean...we have the money

 

Emil: Yeah but consider

 

Emil: Hilary after Trump

 

Michele: Ew

 

Leo: Nah this deadass a trap

 

Minami: No escape

 

JJ-style: Leo come to Canada

 

JJ-style: At least we have rights

 

Isabella: BABE-

 

Otabek: I-

 

Phichit: I never thought I'd see the day where JJ comes @ Shmerica like dat

 

Yuri P.: Preach

 

Sara: The truth

 

Mila: Don't come to Russia

 

Christophe: Just run somewhere

 

Leo: How am I suppose to live, laugh, love in these conditions?

 

Yuri P.: Your people are the product of fucking

 

Georgi: Everyone a product of fucking???

 

Yuuri K.: Unless you're brought in by a stork

 

Yuuri K.: Terrifying but it would explain a couple things

 

Yuuri K.: Probably dunked Trump in a cheeto factory

 

Michele: Bruh

 

Seung Gil: I'm not even gonna ask what the fuck THAT means

 

V. Nikiforov: When did you last sleep?

 

Guang: Sleep in these conditions?

 

Sara: Deadass

 

Leo: what is life anymore?

 

Yuri P.: Been asking myself this question

 

Yuri P.: All I got was that we get shit out and milk hits different

 

Yuri P.: For me it was alcohol abuse

 

Otabek: Yuri-

 

Mila: STOP

 

Phichit: SHUT

 

V. Nikiforov: YURA ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

 

JJ-style: This is where you put down your phone

 

Yuuri K.: On the therapy couch. Now

 

Yuri P.: Bi- why me?!!?

 

Yuri P.: 'My mom dropped me by my head on cheeto dust' lookin ass needs therapy

 

Yuri P.: No- the whole of America

 

Leo: Live, laugh, love no more

 

Guang: This is the end of us

 

Minami: I'm moving to Mars

 

Georgi: Take me with you

 

Christophe: Already packing my bags

 

Leo: Me fockin rights mate

 

Guang: Honey

 

Guang: Babe

 

Guang: My refugee

 

Gaung: My child bf

 

Guang: You ain't British

 

Guang: Your child like existence rivals Elizabeth's immortal age

 

Phichit: I-

 

Mila: PLEASE

 

Isabella: LMAO

 

Sara: Ate and left no crumbs

 

Christophe: Ouch

 

Michele: Leo ain't catching a break today

 

Leo: GUANG

 

Otabek: No one is

 

Seung Gil: Cancel the cheeto

 

Leo: Cancel the cheeto QwQ

 

Guang: Cancel the cheeto

 

Yuri P.: John F Kennedy the cheeto

 

Yuuri K.: Remove the expired cheeto

 

V. Nikiforov: Pray for Leo

 

Sara: Pray for Leo

 

Mila: Pray for his rights

 

Isabella: Pray for America

 

Minami: Pray for Mars 'soon to be inhabited'

 

Christophe: Pray for Mars

 

Emil: Prayers sent

 

Georgi: 😭

 

Michele: Amen

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