Stuck In An Elevator
Yuri P.: Got trapped in an elevator
Yuri P.: That's nice
Mila: ...pardon?
Phichit: What?!
Otabek: Where are you?!
Yuri P.: At a mall
Yuri P.: We're stuck in an elevator because Viktor decided to jump like a child
Christophe: I don't know him-
Leo: Man child
Guang: You're one to talk
Yuri P.: Mama has had 3 panic attacks in the last ten minutes
Phichit: MY GUY-
Georgi: Jesus
Minami: Oh my God
Seung Gil: And you?
Yuri P.: They'll probably blame me and say I'm a minority
Yuri P.: By 'they' I mean Viktor
Isabella: Yuuri would rather apologize for a full 24 hours than blame you
Yuri P.: Exactly
Michele: Please try and stay safe
Yuri P.: You should be telling Viktor that
Yuri P.: I haven't said a word since we got stuck
Otabek: Is help on the way? Please say yes even if it's a lie
Yuri P.: In her second panic attack, Yuuri called for help
Emil: Of course
Leo: Well then
Phichit: And how are you?
Yuri P.: Still alive
JJ-style: Why were you guys in the mall?
Yuri P.: Do we need an excuse to be in a mall???
Isabella: Ignore him, he's an idiot
Yuri P.: Gladly
JJ-style: I-
JJ-style: Next time, I'm jumping in the elevator when you're with me
Christophe: The immaturity
Seung Gil: Um, wife endangerment???
Minami: Isabella could also get away from elevators now you've said this
Sara: Fr
Mila: Failed
Georgi: JJ no *squirts water at you* bad JJ
JJ-style: I hate you all /j
Phichit: Yuri, how long until help arrives
Yuri P.: ...
Otabek: Oh God no
Yuri P.: They said they'd be here in ten minutes
Phichit: Thank God
Otabek: No-
Yuri P.: That was 1 hour ago :)
Mila: BRUH
Sara: OH FUCK
Seung Gil: What the hell are they doing?!
Christophe: Oh my God
Isabella: DID YOU CALL THEM AGAIN?!
Yuri P.: Viktor did
Georgi: Good!
Minami: ...but?
Guang: There's a but???
Michele: Yeah, Chris's
Seung Gil: Stfu
Yuri P.: BUT the help was a fan of his and they hung up...that was twenty minutes ago
Emil: Are you kidding me right now?!
Phichit: And what is happening now??!?!
Yuri P.: Yuuri is currently having her 4th panic attack. Viktor is trying to get help some other way. And I am existing
Sara: Only you will make being stuck in an elevator seem like a vacation
Yuri P.: Oh no, I had 2 panic attacks silently and my bladder is in pain because human's take shits
Otabek: I-
Mila: Wtf
Minami: That...is not healthy
Yuri P.: ME GOING INTO A PANIC ATTACK WILL GIVE MAMA A PANIC ATTACK SO I SHUT UP
Christophe: And Viktor isn't the best at dealing with this yet
Michele: Please tell me your elevator is like,,,glass??
Yuri P.: Nope, we're gonna die
Guang: How does this shit even escalate that bad
Yuri P.: It's getting worse
Christophe: Literally hOW?!
Phichit: Oh course it does
JJ-style: Do we want to know?
Yuri P.: No, but you'll hear it anyway
Otabek: God help us
Yuri P.: Yuuri and Viktor are currently screaming for help through the phone while Viktor is also punching the elevator doors
Yuri P.: I hear alarms too
Yuri P.: We are so gonna die
Isabella: Ffs
Guang: Can Viktor not be a man child?!
Seung Gil: The screaming makes sense at least
Minami: Did help answer this time?
Yuri P.: Yes! THANK FUCK
Mila: Thank God
Sara: Oh good
Leo: Something tells me something will happen
Phichit: Define something
Leo: Something...bad maybe????
Christophe: If Viktor jumps again, yes
Emil: It's been 10 minutes
Michele: What happened?!
Georgi: Yuri?
Yuri P.: Remind me to kill Viktor in his sleep
Christophe: Did he-
Yuri P.: HE FUCKING JUMPED AGAIN AND THE ELEVATOR FELL 4 FLOORS!!!?!?!?!
Yuri P.: Mama now is on her 6th panic attack and help is 7 minutes away
Mila: Are you fucking kidding me?
Phichit: You know, this sounds like drama coming from Yuri, but it's probably a nightmare
Otabek: Please tell me none of you are hurt
Yuri P.: Well my bladder is burning from the inside if that's what you mean :)
Isabella: At this point, pee in a bottle
Yuri P.: Ah yes, but we don't have any :)
Georgi: Wow just wow
Minami: At least help is on the way
Yuri P.: I'm dashing to a nearby bathroom the second these doors open
JJ-style: You do that
Guang: And how are your parents currently?
Yuri P.: Mama is doing better. Viktor just remembered I exist
Sara: PFFFTT
Seung Gil: That should not have been funny
Seung Gil: Is my humor just that broken?
Leo: Apparently so
Yuri P.: I told them I was trying to watch videos to calm me down even though my super afraid ass knows they'll read all this later
Phichit: Damn
Yuri P.: You got snacks for this, didn't you?
Phichit: ... who?! Me?!?!? No????!?!?!
Emil: At least pass some over
Minami: Has help arrived?
Yuri P.: They're trying to get the doors open- BATHROOM HERE I FUCKING COMEIYwidbyuibwexni33173y8gy
Mila: ...
Sara: ...
Christophe: ...
JJ-style: I mean...at least he's out
Isabella: True
Otabek: At least
Michele: This was a roller coaster without it needing to be
Georgi: Because Yuri apparently copes through sarcastic humor
Mila: Indeed
Seung Gil: Now what?
Emil: We wait until the podium family settles I guess
Phichit: Yup
Yuuri K.: YURI YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING
Yuri P.: I WENT NON VERBAL BECAUSE OF THE PANIC
V. Nikiforov: I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS DUMB BUT STILL
Yuuri K.: Viktor you better be sitting in the damn corner. After today, YOU'RE the one not getting Katsudon unless you win my respect back
Phichit: DAMN
Mila: OH SHIT
Seung Gil: She went there
Otabek: He deserves it
Isabella: Honestly? Yes
Leo: Man child problems
Guang: You would know, wouldn't you?
Leo: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
Emil: My only question is WHY you decided to jump?
V. Nikiforov: ...
V. Nikiforov: no reason
Yuuri K.: He saw a dog
Yuuri K.: A cute one, but still. He got cuteness overload and decided to risk our lives for it
Minami: I-
Georgi: You dumb disloyal hoe
Yuri P.:...what?
Otabek: Oh boy
Mila: He...didn't know????
Yuuri K.: ...I thought he did
Yuri P.: YOU DUMB FUCK
Yuri P.: YOU RISKED OUR ENTIRE SUICIDAL EXISTENCE BECAUSE YOU SAW A DAMN DOG?!?!
Yuri P.: IS MAKKACHIN NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!
Yuri P.: NOT ONLY THAT BUT YOU DECIDED TO JUMP RATHER THAN GUSH!?!?!?
Yuri P.: I CAN'T FUCKINGDYWINUBDIWUN
Otabek: ....is he good?
Mila: Nah
Sara: Absolutely not
JJ-style: After all this, ain't no way
Isabella: Yeah, he's gone
Phichit: Can't blame him
Christophe: Nope
Georgi: Not even a little bit
Guang: The cons of a man child
Leo: STOP
Seung Gil: Surprised he stopped typing
Emil: Yeah
Michele: Would have thought he had more to say
Yuuri K.: Oh no, I took his phone away and offered cuddles and another cheat day. We both deserve it
Yuuri K.: Viktor is having oatmeal for dinner and he's sleeping on the couch
Phichit: OOF
Leo: NOT THE COUCH
Christophe: Ouch mon amie
Mila: Good for him
Sara: Man child consequence
Guang: It works. Leo is still a man child but he doesn't kill me anymore
Leo: GUANG!!!
Seung Gil: Yikes
Isabella: I should try this on JJ
JJ-style: DON'T
Otabek: Do
Yuuri K.: Do -Yuri
Emil: This day has been...well
Michele: No word to describe it
Phichit: YOu are mistaken
Minami: The word you're looking for is 'madness'
Michele: ...Yeah that fits
Georgi: All this over a dog
Sara: Wait...why did Viktor jump a second time?
Yuuri K.: ...
Otabek: ...
Christophe: ...
Phichit: ...
Mila: ...
Isabella: ...
JJ-style: ...
Emil: ...
Michele: ...
Minami: ...
Leo: ...
Guang: ...
Georgi: ...
V. Nikiforov: I HAD THE RIGHT! HELP WAS ON THE WAY!
Yuuri K.: Help was on the way so you decided to repeat what made the first mistake happen?
V. Nikiforov: I-
V. Nikiforov: ...
V. Nikiforov: listen-
Yuuri K.: One week on the couch
Leo: Rip
Guang: Rip
Phichit: Rip
Christophe: Rip
Mila: Rip
Isabella: Rip
Georgi: Rip
JJ-style: Rip
Minami: Rip
Emil: Rip
Sara: Rip
Michele: Rip
Seung Gil: Rip
V. Nikiforov: I'm never riding elevators again
Yuri P.: Good
Yuuri K.: Good