Comebacks From The Tiger
Isabella: Skaters Assemble
Leo: Good morning Captain America
Yuuri K.: Everything okay Isabella?
Isabella: I require thy help
Minami: Of course!
Seung Gil: What kind of help?
V. Nikiforov: Fashion?
Christophe: Something romantic for your beloved?
Yuuri K.: Cooking or Mental Health?
Phichit: Social Media?
Isabella: Close
Isabella: Who here is good at comebacks?
Otabek: ... well-
Mila: ...
Georgi: ...
V.Nikiforov: ...（；¬＿¬)
JJ-style: ...
Yuuri K.: That's an easy answer...
Yuri P.: Who called for my presence?
Otabek: There's your person
Isabella: He's yours, but anyway- Yuri I need a comeback!
JJ-style: Who hurt you?
Yuri P.: Glad to help. Report 📜🖋
Isabella: As you all saw yesterday, JJ and I went on a date
Isabella: We took pictures and posted a few social media
Yuri P.: Oh fucking
Yuri P.: Social media needs to stop being a piece of shit
Michele: Agreed
Yuri P.: So what happened
Isabella: A guy private messaged me about the pictures
JJ-style: He better have not said something flirty
Isabella: I can't tell which I would rather
Sara: What did he say?
Isabella: He said my make up looked terrible and should get some plastic surgery to fix how ugly I look
Georgi: sORRY?!
V. Nikiforov: i bEG yOUr pArdOn?!
Mila: oh HELL NO
Christophe: He insulted the beautiful make up look I've been trying to copy for seven hours?!/!
Phichit: you looked gORGEOUS WTF
Emil: People find any stupid reason to hate
Yuuri K.: I WILL THROW
Yuuri K.:...
Yuuri K.: Send help, Yuri doesn't look fazed
Minami: Is he with you?
Yuuri K.: He's sitting with me in the living room
Otabek: If he's not fazed, you should be scared
Seung Gil: Oh boy
Leo: I'm gonna witness a murder
Guang: A satisfying one if we're being honest
Sara: Indeed
JJ-style: Yuri, advice?
Isabella: What do you have for me?
Yuri P.: Simple solution
Otabek: He's pissed
Phichit: Popcorn everyone
Yuri P.: Tell him that he's just jealous the make up compliments you more than his mother ever complimented him
JJ- style: OH-
Phichit: HE SAID WHAT HE SAID!
Christophe: uM-PERIOD
Leo: Destruction 100
Guang: Holy grandmother of mother russia
Minami: 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Seung Gil: Respect, that was a good one
Mila: He holds nothing back
Sara: Do we need to defend him anymore?
Michele: I am at a lost for words
Emil: nO HESITAtiOn
Georgi: 'Simple' solution ?????
V. NIkiforov: yOU WIPED THE FLOOR WITH HIM ヽ( ★ω★)ノ
Yuuri K.: Otabek, I thank you for the warning
Yuuri K.: But Yuri still doesn't look fazed, I'm scared
Otabek: That's because he was being honest
Phichit: hONEST/!-
JJ-style: I'm ded
Isabella: Yuri, I love you
Yuri P.: Mission accomplished?
Isabella: He DELETED his account
Guang: BYE-
Leo: LMFAO
Sara: BICH PLZ I-
Christophe: AS. HE. SHOULD
Seung Gil: I'm going to Yuri from now on for comebacks
Emil: Same
Michele: I need lessons
Minami: The guy is probably crying a tsunami of embarrassment
Yuri P.: Do I give a fuck?
Mila: No, not one
Yuri P.: How many fucks do I give?
Georgi: Zero
Yuri P.: Therefore however he feels to me is-
Mila: IRRELEVANT
Georgi: IRRELEVANT
V. Nikiforov: You're hereby never to be grounded in the next 3 years ＼(-o- )
Georgi: I'm using that comeback from now on as well
Isabella: Thank you so much Yuri!
Yuuri K.: Yuri?
Emil: *Gasps in Le family moment*
Yuri P.: Yes, mama?
Yuuri K.: Cheat day for you tomorrow
Yuri P.: Thank you!
Otabek: He smiling?
Minami: If he is, I'm sorry for ruining the moment...
Yuri P.: What asshole hurt you?
Yuuri K.: He's angry help
Yuuri K.: I can't even be an overprotective angry mother today
Yuuri K.: Viktor where are you?
Yuuri K.: You really left your husband alone in a moment like this?
Phichit: Sad boi hours
Seung Gil: You went through the four stages of fear
Leo: Rip
V. NIkiforov: In a moment where comebacks are thrown, you want me to be near Yuri?
Yuuri K.: Betrayal
Minami: Someone has been making jokes about me (private messaging me), but the jokes are insults about my personality and one of them even saying I'm so annoying. The last thing they told me is that I can't make any jokes
Phichit: WHO DAARES?!?
Phichit: WHOS THE MOTHERTYI2YEUBIY
Sara: I will throw hands, I swear to God
Yuuri K.: Minami, all of that is NOT true
Isabella: YOURE LITERALLY THE MOST ADORABLE SKATERWTFINQWIHE
JJ-style: Isabella hold me back
JJ-style: I'm seconds away from denting the wall
Isabella: We'll pay for it
Emil: Social media is a bunch of crap Minami
Michele: Emil is right
Michele: It's just a bunch of idiots that are jealous of how amazing you are and how far you've become
Seung Gil: Exactly and unfortunately, as famous skaters, we're bound to get hate
Seung Gil: We can't ignore it no matter how much we want to
Guang: But we have each other
Yuuri K.: And we sure as hell won't stop reminding you that you are loved no matter what-
Yuuri K.: Send help
Yuri P.: I see...
Otabek: Katsuki...?
Yuuri K.: Viktor come get me out
Mila: Minami, no fear
Mila: Yuri is mad
Georgi: Understatement
Guang: I'm watching funerals today
Emil: Well, it was(n't) nice knowing em
Michele: Agreed
Yuri P.: The last thing he said was what?
Yuri P.: I want to make sure
Minami: I made a post full of jokes out of boredom, I wasn't really making a goal of them being hilarious
Minami: I even told people that at the end and beginning
Minami: But apparently someone wanted to go far enough as to insult me
Minami: And the last thing they said was "You can't make jokes."
Yuri P.: Nice, very nice
Otabek: ...
Otabek: Warn the person's family about an upcoming funeral
Yuuri K.: vIKToR gEt mE OUt
Yuri P.: Another simple solution
Georgi: 'Simple'
Christophe: Key word
Yuri P.: Copy paste the next thing I'm about to say
Minami: Uh-okay
Yuri P.: I may not be able to make comedy level jokes when I'm bored, but your mom made one when she was having fun and well...I can see why you'd be so upset
Minami: I-
Phichit: hE WeNT tHeRE
Christophe: NO- OH MY GOD
Seung Gil: Yuri, I bow down to you
Otabek: I feel bad for his mom tbh, she went through nine months...for that?
Otabek: The woman must have thought about adoption at least twice a day.
Mila: NOT YOU TOO- 💀✋
Georgi: im dEcEASED
Leo: LIKE I SAID
Leo: I'M WITNESSING MURDER!
Guang: I-I can't even find the proper words for this
Isabella: THE DUO-
Seung Gil: It makes even more sense why they're dating
Emil: I'm enjoying a brownie with ice cream through all this
Michele: I'm taking notes
Sara: Same, but screenshots
Minami: IM GONE-
Yuuri K.: wHAt hAPPEn?!
V. Nikiforov: WHAT DID HE REPLIES WITH???!!
Yuri P.: Results?
Minami: The guy-
Phichit: dId whAT??
Minami: He made his aCCOUNT PRIVATE 💀
Minami: aLL his content gONE
Isabella: I'm-
Guang: BICH BYE- 💀
Leo: Guang is ded and so am I
Leo: Make us a funeral
Seung Gil: I need lessons with Michele please
Phichit: Not ONlY did Yuri murder 2 people, Seung Gil is socializing for the sake of these comebacks
Christophe: PhiCHIT PLZ
Yuuri K.: I don't even - what do I say to this?
V. Nikiforov: We're treating Yuri all his favorite foods tomorrow °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Yuri P.: Mama, where are you going?
Yuuri K.: To get groceries
Georgi: I'm honestly just praising Otayuri
Mila: Literal savages
Christophe: Yeah, I'm not getting on their badside
Emil: I'm just with Michele and Sara, taking notes
Emil: I feel, as famous skaters, we need all comebacks we can get
Minami: I was having a bad day with the hate
Minami: But now my day has been made
Isabella: Yuri's comebacks and then Otabek joining
Isabella: And our two bullies accounts gone
JJ-style: A day to remember
Guang: Add the screenshots to the album we're making
Yuri P.: You're stILL on that idea?
Otabek: Apparently they are
V. Nikiforov: yOU stILL think we wouldn't be on the idea?!?
Yuri P.:...Of course not. What was I expecting, honestly?
Yuri P.: You're Viktor
Leo: And Leo
Guang: ...
Leo: The album will be legendary with us
Guang: And Leo's forgotten boyfriend
Leo: Bae nu
Leo: I'/m Sory!
Otabek: Your spelling is hurting me right now
Seung Gil: *I'm sorry
Otabek: Thank you
Phichit: Emil, how's the brownie, because I'm enjoying this as much as you are
Emil: My brownie is finished unfortunately, but damn did it taste different with the energy
Sara: Food do be tasting different when you got something good to watch
Georgi: Truth
Mila: We're going from one subject to the other?
Yuri P.: Do you have short term memory loss? That's the groupchat in a nutshell
Christophe: Truth
Minami: I'm just partying in my room, eating some M&M's I found in the cupboard
Seung Gil: I was expecting chicken nuggets
Minami: I'm not even offended
Seung Gil:...
Seung Gil: I wasn't even aiming to offend you...
Minami: oH, sorry! So sorry!
Seung Gil: It's alright, kinda did sound like it. Just know I was trying to make a joke
Phichit: I'm proud boi
V. Nikiforov: How come? ◑.◑
Phichit: Seung Gil is sOCIALIZING
Seung Gil: I- listen, I'm trYING
Seung Gil: It's hard when you guys are way too extroverted for my introverted ass
Yuri P.: Felt that
Otabek: Same
Georgi: As an ambivert, felt half of that
Yuuri K.: ^^
Yuri P.: Mama's back!
Isabella: I'm getting more family fluff
Emil: We all are
JJ-style: And we're getting diabetes
Christophe: Not complaining though
Sara: No need to complain when you're happy
Michele: ^
Yuuri K.: Well excuse me, I'm going to start cooking now
Yuuri K.: Yuri wanna help?
Yuri P.: I'd love to!
Yuuri K.: Aw QwQ
Yuuri K.: Well, bye guys, we'll talk soon!
Yuri P.: Call you when I can, Beka
Otabek: Take your time! Have fun!
V. Nikiforov: Since I'm not allowed near the kitchen, I'll sit by for support and some drama ٩(;ʘ¿ʘ;)۶
V. Nikiforov: See you all soon ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
Phichit: NU!
Isabella: The fam is gone TwT
Mila: Hehe, I can brag now
Georgi: Same
Sara: Mila, we're over owo
Mila: Bich, no we're not
Seung Gil: Healthy relationship
Leo: Hell yeah it is
Guang: Leo, get back on call
Leo: SORy
Otabek: Can you grammar>!?