Top Surprise...but let's enjoy some cheese first
Yuri P.: That moment where you just crave cheese
Minami: Y E S
Yuri P.: But you have a strict diet
Yuri P.: And now you can't have cheese
Minami: N O
Guang: Now that's just sad
Leo: Alexa play despacito
Phichit: 🎶 Desperate Cheeto 🎶
Yuuri K.: Yuri, eat your oatmeal
Yuri P.: I really don't want to
Yuri P.: I want cheese
Sara: Popcorn time?
Emil: Family drama?
Mila: Bby Yuri?
Isabella: Mama Yuuri?
Christophe: Viktor suffering?
Phichit: Yes, yes, yes, yes and
Phichit: Y E S
Michele: Places everyone 🍿
Yuuri K.: Yuri, I know you want cheese
V. Nikiforov: You've been whining about it since you entered the kitchen
Yuri P.: Shut the fuck up, Viktor
V. Nikiforov: Okay (￣▽￣)ノ
Yuuri K.: But you have a diet for figure skating
Yuuri K.: And today is oatmeal for breakfast
Yuri P.: ...
Yuri P.: ew
Yuuri K.: We're going to be late for training
Yuri P.: Lilia's fault
V. Nikiforov: How?
Yuri P.: I ask for one day of my whole skating career to eat cheese
Yuri P.: And she says no
Yuri P.: What's a few slices of cheese going to do to me?
Yuuri K.: If you eat oatmeal now, we'll give you cheese next off day
Seung Gil: Why don't you have this conversation out of text?
Yuuri K.: Viktor is already at practice, Yuri locked himself in his room, and here I am 🙂
Seung Gil: Understandable, continue
Yuri P.: Please~
Yuri P.: I'm craving cheese now
Yuri P.: Why can't I have oatmeal on the off day?
V. Nikiforov: Schedule
Yuri P.: Viktor shut it
V. NIkiforov: 」(￣▽￣」)
JJ-style: I'm enjoying this
Georgi: We all are
Yuri P.: Can I make a deal with Lilia?
Yuuri K.: ...
Yuuri K.: What kind of deal?
Mila: Yuri, dealing with Lilia is like dealing with the devil
Isabella: It's been five minutes
Phichit: Where the fam at?!
Christophe: Viktor, you alive?
Georgi: Yuri what did you text Lilia????
Leo: Uh oh
Guang: He really wants that cheese
Sara: Nice knowing him
Mila: Yuri, Lilia's typing back
Georgi: Why does she look so amused?
Mila: She's typing with a smile
Yuuri K.: My son...
V. Nikiforov: is doomed (─‿─)
Seung Gil: Rip
Phichit: Rip
Leo: Rip
Guang: Rest in cheese slices
Minami: Rip 🥺
Michele: Rip
Sara: Rip
Emil: Rip
JJ-style: Rip
Isabella: Rip
Christophe: Rip
Otabek: It was nice being in a relationship while I still had it
Mila: Lilia put her phone away...
Otabek: Report?
Otabek: R E P O R T ? ?
Michele: It's been 10 minutes!!
Yuuri K.: Yuri and I are heading to training
Emil: You sound miserable 👀
JJ-style: What happened?
Yuri P.: I got my cheese!
Guang: Hallelujah!
Minami: The cheese has been eaten people!
Christophe: At what cost?
Yuri P.: Not much
Yuuri K.: nOT mUch?!????
Yuuri K.: You took an extra hour of training with Lilia for the rest of the week!
Yuuri K.: for chEESE!
Leo: BRO-
V. Nikiforov: Yuri-
Phichit: iM gOnE
Guang: You gotta do what you gotta do for dat cheese
Sara: BYE- I'm praying for Yuri
Emil: All that for cheese?
Sueng Gil: Come back to us in a week with the report
Yuri P.: It's not that bad
Otabek: I dare you to say that again
Yuri P.: It's not that bad
Otabek: I-
Isabella: LMAO
JJ-style: He trains...like this is dedication
Yuri P.: Why else did I win Gold over you?
Mila: Yeet
Georgi: Yuuri and his devil-dealing son are here for training
Mila: Yuuri looks loki worried
Otabek: His son made a deal with the devil of training about training, he's gonna get a heart attack
Yuuri K.: Plan my funeral
Yuri P.: Mama nu 😟
Yuri P.: Don't die 🥺
Phichit: my heart-
Yuuri K.: ...
Emil: imma cry
Michele: So this is how they forgive Yuri?
Sara: Are we complaining though?
Mila: Nope, especially when Yuuri is now hugging Yuri and reassuring him he's going no where
Isabella: mY HEART-
Leo: they so precious and for what?
Guang: SEND A PIC!
Leo: O H
Leo: FOR THE ALBUM
V. Nikiforov: GOT IT! (⁎⚈᷀᷁▿⚈᷀᷁⁎)
Minami: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Seung Gil: Well, everyone off you go to training
Phichit: wAIT
Phichit: WAIT WAIT
Seung Gil: What is it?
Emil: Everything alright Phichit?
Phichit: Just a reminder: I have something to announce tonight, or whenever you guys are done with training!
Christophe: Oh? Okay
Yuri P.: We'll be there Uncle Phichit
Phichit: I love you (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
JJ-style: Well enjoy your extra hour of training
Yuri P.: No regrets 👌
Otabek: Sighing
Yuri P.: You love me though
Otabek: Obviously <3
Isabella: Fav couple caught in 4k 📸
JJ-style: i eXIST
Yuri P.: Unfortunately
Phichit: Pfft- 💀✋
*Night time (in Russia at least)*
Seung Gil: So...how did training go
Yuuri K.: I'm loki scared
Yuuri K.: But I can't decide whether it's for my life or Yuri's
V. Nikiforov: You work your way through that (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
V. Nikiforov: As for me, I fear for my life ₍•͈ᴗ•͈₎
JJ-style: ...
Otabek: ...
Sara: ...
Seung Gil: ...
Isabella: Do we want to know?
Phichit: ...
Minami: What happened?
Leo: ....
Guang: ....
Emil: I'm guessing something bad happened
Michele: Most likely
Yuri P.: NOPE!
Yuri P.: That was great!
Yuri P.: I enjoyed an extra hour of training with Lilia
Phichit: BRUH-
Christophe: Literally hOW
Seung Gil: I-what
Sara: Jokes
Michele: Tell us you're joking
Yuuri K.: he's nOT
Yuuri K.: AND IT GETS WORSE
Minami: hUH
Otabek: What did he do?
Phichit: wOrSe
Christophe: Literally hOW
Isabella: WoRsE
JJ-style: Welp, there goes my existence
V. Nikiforov: HE TOLD LILIA TO KEEP THE EXTRA HOUR
V. Nikiforov: FOR THE REST OF THE TIME SHE'S COACHING HIM
Otabek: I- he- what-
Sara: ...no he didn't
Phichit: nO
Seung Gil: H-how do you- what do I say to this?
Michele: HE DID WHAT!?/.!
Emil: I refuse to believe- 😃✋
Mila: He did
Mila: And he's hAPpY about it
Christophe: Literally hOW
Georgi: I would nEvEr
Minami: run
Minami: Viktor, run for your life ☺️
V. Nikiforov: im packINg (⌐■_■)
Yuri P.: Guys, it's really not that bad
Yuri P.: It was just some extra hours of ballet and stretching to help my flexibility
Phichit: Yuri, I didn't want to be the one to say it
Phichit: But I will
Christophe: Say it
Leo: Say it
Guang: Say it
Sara: Say it
Yuri P.: Say what?
Yuuri K.: Take one for the team Phichit
Otabek: ...
Phichit: the only STRAIGHT thing about YOU are your splits!
Phichit: So if you think you need to be mORE flEXibLe
Phichit: Have someone pinch you
Yuri P.:....
Yuri P.: I'm not even offended
Yuri P.: You just told me what my sexuality is
Yuri P.: My lover is in this group chat
Isabella: ('lover' 😍)
Otabek: Yuri-
Yuri P.: But no seriously, training wasn't that bad
Mila: Whatever you say
Georgi: If it were up to us, we could nEvEr
Yuri P.: Noted
Seung Gil: I was expecting a whole ass report of Yuri's week of torture-
Leo: You and me both
Guang: Same
Emil: We all thought that
Yuri P.: aNYWAY-
Yuri P.: Can Phichit announce the thing he wanted to announce?
Yuuri K.: Yes please
V. Nikiforov: Anything to get out of this ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬
Phichit: oKAY! Can we get on vid call tho?
Otabek: ...grammar?!?! English!??!?! Do you speak it?!??!
Phichit: Out of everything, I never thought Otabek would be a grammar Nazi
Yuri P.: Leave. Him. Alone
Yuri P.: He's cultured
Isabella: Yes Yura. Defend your lover
Mila: You're the biggest Otayuri shipper I've come across
Christophe: Even more than Phichit is a shipper of Viktuuri
Phichit: oUCh
JJ-style: Facts
JJ-style: She has a banner
Yuri P.: I-
Otabek: Ma'am-
Otabek: I mean thank you, but really?!?
Isabella: Y e s ▨-▨¬ლ(•_•) (▨_▨¬)
Yuri P.: I'm gaining more respect for her
Otabek: Honestly same
Isabella: σ(*▼▽▼*)
Yuuri K.: Phichit, start a call
Phichit: I am, just a sec
Phichit: Also chill, let your son have his moment with a shipper
Phichit: Gives me a chance to see some Otayuri as well
V. Nikiforov: You have abandoned ship (▼∀▼)
Phichit: nO-
Seung Gil started a call
Phichit: "...thanks."
Seung Gil: "Welcome"
Yuuri K.: "Hello!"
V. Nikiforov: "Hello~ Thank you for the save."
Mila: "I'm making chicken!"
Minami: "Look at all dose chickens!"
Phichit: "YO-" He laughs.
Sara: "Well that was random."
Leo: "The vine energy hasn't died peeps."
Guang: "Peeps?"
Christophe: "Peeps?"
Otabek: "Peeps?"
Sara: "Peeps?"
Phichit: "Peeps?"
Leo: "Harassment!"
Yuuri K.: "Everyone stop harassing Leo."
Leo: "Thank you mother."
Yuri P.: "Fight me for calling my mama by that title, Leo."
Leo squeals like a seagull: "OKAY! No, thank you, I'm good."
Yuri P.: "That's what I thought."
Isabella: "The family fluff. Thank you God for letting me live to see these moments."
Georgi: "Amen."
Emil: "Amen."
Michele: "Amen."
JJ-style: "Amen all around."
Yuuri K.: "..."
V. Nikiforov: "Yuuri's blushing~ He feels so loved by his son."
Yuri P.: "..."
Otabek: "Yura, you don't have to block your camera, I can feel you blushing behind that hand."
Yuri P.: "Sh-shut up!"
Isabella: "Otayuri?! I'm getting spoiled!"
Phichit: "SAME!"
Mila: "FACTS!"
Phichit: "Like I already have good news, but I'm getting spoiled with Family fluff and Otayuri."
Yuuri K.: "Let's change the subject! Phichit, what are the good news?"
Minami: "Yes! Tell us!"
Phichit: "I will! But I need to see Yuri's face! His reaction is the most important right now!"
Yuri P.: "I'm here."
Phichit: "THERE HE IS-"
Christophe: "My ears-"
Phichit: "MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY!"
Yuri P.: "...I-I-I don't-what?"
Guang: "The face of pure confusion and disappointment, ladies and gentlemen."
Yuuri K.: "Ahem."
Guang: "...theydese and gentlethems."
Phichit: "PLEASE-"
Michele: "That's genius!"
Yuuri K.: "...I approve."
Yuri P.: "You could have just said three dogs in a trench coat."
Isabella: "BYE!"
Yuuri K.: "Is that an insult to my weight...?"
Yuri P.: "NO! NO! NO! I'M SORRY MAMA! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU'RE NOT FAT I SWEAR!"
Yuuri K.: "YURI- Yuri, calm down! Calm down! I'm not mad? I was just confused! Please don't apologize!"
Yuri P.: "...I'm still sorry."
Yuuri K.: "Nothing to forgive."
Yuri P.: "...I just meant it in a way where people assume they/them is plural."
Leo: "Blegh."
V.Nikiforov: "People like that clearly never got through pre-school."
Otabek: "Clearly."
Phichit: "I got spoiled with fluff and romance, now life comes at me with the angst. What kind of fanfiction is this?"
Mila: "Phichit-"
Sara: "Fanfic- nO!"
JJ-style: "I- oh my God."
Yuuri K.: "You can't allow me a moment here with my son, can you?"
Isabella: "Clearly not-AHH!
Georgi: "What the hell happened?!"
Christophe: "My poor ears-"
Isabella: "Look at Yuuri's screen!"
Minami: "...AWH MY HEART!"
Mila: "AWWWW!"
Guang: "thEY hUGGING!"
Leo: "SCREEN-SHOTTED!"
V.Nikiforov: "ALBUM STILL GOING!"
Yuri P.: "Can I hug my mama in peace?"
Isabella: "Have all the peace you want bebeh, we're muting!"
Otabek: "And Leo, Viktor and Leo's boyfriend-"
Guang: "Attacked."
Otabek: "-will work on the album in silence."
Yuri P.: "Thank you."
Yuuri K.: "Okay, five minutes of hugging are enough for now. We can cuddle later."
Yuri P. whines: "Fine~"
Isabella: "Yuuri you're killing me."
Phichit: "That forehead kiss, reallY? I'm being spoiled!"
Mila: "Hoe, we all being spoiled."
Emil: "Truth."
Minami: "While that was a wholesome five minutes, can Phichit finally announce what he wanted to?"
Seung Gil: "Yes, please. I want sleep."
Otabek: "cough cough Seung Gil."
Seung Gil: "Otabek, I swear to gOD-"
Guang: "The tea keeps getting hotter."
Sara: "The secret continues."
Otabek: "No regrets."
Seung Gil: "If I ever see you again, I'm throwing you off a cliff."
Otabek: "I'd like to see you try and escape the cliff you're dangling from."
Phichit: "The drama."
Georgi: "What in the K-drama?"
Christophe: "Georgi-"
Phichit: "anYWAY- On to the announcement! I can see Yuri's angelic face, so...drum roll~"
Leo starts hitting the table as a drum roll.
Phichit: "I...AM GETTING MY TOP SURGERY THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!"
Yuuri K.: "NO! WAIT WHAT?!"
Seung Gil: "HOLD IT-"
Mila: "PINOCCHIO REBORN!"
V. Nikiforov: "pozdravlyayu!" (Meaning: Congratulations (Google translate))
Sara: "OH MY GOD!"
Christophe: "I'M GONNA CRY! PHICHIT CONGRATS!"
Leo: "DUDE YES! JUST YES!"
Guang: "ARE YOU- OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"
Yuuri K.: "MY FRIEND! MY BROTHER!" They scream into a pillow.
Emil: "PHICHIT! CONGRATS!"
Michele: "YES PHICHIT! YES!"
Isabella: "HALLELUJAH! PHICHIT CONGRATULATIONS!"
JJ-style: "WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU, CONGRATS!"
Otabek: "Congrats! That's amazing!!"
Georgi: "OH- CONGRATS! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!"
Yuri P.: "..."
Phichit: "THANK YOU! I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY! I JUST GOT THE NEWS YESTERDAY NIGHT!"
Yuri P.: "...You're getting Top surgery...the day after tomorrow?"
Phichit: "...Yes. Yuri don't overthink...wait, no you don't look upset-wait where are you going?!"
Yuuri K.: "Patience! He's hella happy for you! JUST WAIT!"
V. Nikiforov: "I'm ready, Leo, Guang, screen shot time!"
Otabek: "...where is he?"
Yuri P.: "ONE MINUTE! I'M TRYING TO FIND IT!"
Mila: "...find what?"
Yuuri K.: "PATIENCE!"
Mila: "OKAY!"
Yuri runs back to the front of his camera and lifts a shirt for everyone to see.
The shirt is stripped as the trans flag with black writing that says: 'I Love My Trans Uncle' and a small black text box under it saying:'He/Him.'
Mila: "OH-"
Sara: "Fuck me, I'm crYING!"
Mila: "NOT NOW-"
Christophe: "WHERE ARE MY TISSUES?!"
JJ-style: "MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS-"
Isabella: "WE ALL CRYING NOW!"
Leo: "SCREEN SHOT! SCREEN SHOT! I AM CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!"
Guang: "I'm not cRYING! my eyes are sWEATING!"
Georgi: "PRIDE AND LOVE! I need a stuffed animal-"
Minami: "Excuse me, I need to scream into my pillow and get some tissues-"
Seung Gil: "This is too pure, what are emotions, Jesus?"
Otabek: "Yuri! That looks so great!"
Phichit: "...I'm crying. Don't look at me, I'm not showing you my face, just know that my face is now Nigeria falls."
Yuri P.: "...So you like it?"
Phichit: "Like?!?"
Yuuri K.: "LIKE?!?"
V. Nikiforov: "LIKE?!"
Phichit: "SMOL ANGRY NEPHEW- I LOVE! YOU BLESSING! I'M CRYING LIKE LEO RIGHT NOW BUT MORE AND MY HEART IS FULL AND WORDS- WHAT ARE WORDS?!?!?"
Yuri P.: "I made it when you announced it back when the chat was first made."
Phichit: "THAT LONG- I FEEL TOO APPRECIATED WHAT THE HELL?! THIS IS TOO MUCH LOVE FOR ME TO HANDLE- MERCY!"
Yuri P.: "nO! Accept my love and affection! It's rare!"
Phichit: "ACCEPTED! I WANT TO HUG YOU NOW!"
Yuuri K.: "Well even better news."
V. Nikiforov: "Phichit, look at my screen, what am I doing?"
Mila: "You're only on your computer??"
Phichit: "What she said."
Viktor smirks: "Am I?" He flips his camera to face the computer screen.
Phichit: "wha-NO! NO! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!"
Leo: "WHAT IS THIS AMOUNT OF LOVE?!?!"
Guang: "I DON'T EVEN- WORDS WHERE DID YOU GO!?!?"
Sara: "YOU'RE GOING TO THAILAND?!
Isabella: "THE FEELS-"
Mila: "PINOCCHIO IS GETTING A VISIT FROM THE FAIRY!"
Christophe: "I need to go shopping for stuffed animals, snacks and tissues after this-"
Georgi: "Share them!"
JJ-style: "Family goals!"
Yuuri K.: "Yuri wanted to be there for you when you get the surgery!"
Yuri P.: "I also wanted to give you the shirt! And now you can get a hug!"
Phichit: "LOOK AT MY TEARS! I AM FULL ON MAKING A TSUNAMI!"
Seung Gil: "Phichit has always been happy from what I see, but I have NEVER seen him so darn happy as this."
Otabek: "Pride, family- what in the fanfiction indeed."
Emil: "Now I want to laugh!"
Michele: "Can this day get anymore wholesome?!"
The group spent the rest of the hour giving their congrats and love to Phichit for his top surgery announcement. Smiles, laughs and cheers, Phichit went to sleep with a smile on his face, his hamsters were scared his face will stay stuck like that
A little after Yuri went to sleep, his phone let out a ring for a notification coming from his private messages on Instagram. Yuri saw it the next morning:
'Hello Yulia.'
'Your friend may have stopped the image from being proven as truth'
'But who said it's over?'
'You better stay quiet'
'After all, silence is golden, isn't it?'
'We'll keep in touch'
'Yulia'
Yuri's morning didn't go all sunshine and rainbows as it was supposed to.