Phichit's Groupchat Of Hell
Phichit created the chat group 'Skate late, but don't'
Phichit added all skaters (Because I have no idea how group chats work unless it's on WhatsUp)
Phichit: YO YO YO YO YO YO YO
Yuuri K.: Phichit why are you texting us at 3 am in the morning?
Yuri P.: The fuck is this?
Phichit: It's a group chat!
Yuri P.: Yeah, I mean why?!
Sueng Gil: I second Yuri, why?
Phichit: To talk to each other!?!?!?
Yuri P.: Ew
Sueng Gil: Seconded again.
Guang: It's called being social, you should try it
Otabek: No thank you
Yuri P.: Finally, someone who isn't a dumbass has come.
Phichit: You're just happy you're boyfriend is here
Yuri P.: For fuck's sake!
V. Nikiforov: YUURI °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Leo: Oh great, now I'm going to feel single
Guang: Um bich I'm right here
Leo: No （￣ー￣） bich you're in China
Yuri P.: I did not get woken up at 3 am in the morning to see a couple start fighting
Otabek: I'm leaving, I wanna sleep
Yuri P.: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE HERE WITH THESE IDIOTS!!!!!!
V. Nikiforov: Aw, you love us Yurio (*＾v＾*)
Yuri P.: No I don't, and stop with the weird faces
V. Nikiforov: No, I don't think I will =͟͟͞͞( ✌°∀° )☛
Christophe: What kind of face even is that?!
V. Nikiforov: Hello Chris! ∩(´∀`∩)
Yuuri K.: PHICHIT!
Phichit: yES SIR?!?!
Yuuri K.:.....
Phichit: Oh shit sorry! pronouns???
Yuri P.: I was about to book a ticket to Thailand to kick your ass
Chris: Well someone seems protective of their parent.
Yuri P.: Shut the fuck up, being misgendered sucks!
Phichit: Agreed! I'm sorry, I got overwhelmed!
Yuuri K.: It's okay.
Yuuri K.: Anyway, today is just they/them
Phichit: Got it
Phichit: yES HOOMAN?!?!
Yuri P.: Really?
Yuuri K.: What got you so excited at 3 am?
V. Nikiforov: I'd like to know as well ⊂( ・ ̫・)⊃
Christophe: Same
Leo: Seconded
Guang: Thirded
Otabek: I wanna sleep as a first, but yes I am slightly curious
Yuri P.: ^^^
Phichit: okAY! Drumroll, please!
Sueng Gil: *Drumroll*????
Phichit: He exists!!!???
Sueng Gil: I wanna get this over with
Phichit: aight...Anyway!
Phichit: GUESS WHO NOW IS ABLE TO GET TOP SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!
Yuuri K.: NO WAY! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
V. Nikiforov: CONGRATS! ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )
Christophe: That's amazing Phichit!
Leo: DUDE YES! CONGRATS!!!
Guang: WOOHOO OUR BOI IS GROWING UP!
Sueng Gil: Well I'll be damned, congratulations.
Otabek: Oh! That's great! I'm happy for you! Hope it goes by safely.
Mila: PHICHIT IS A REAL BOY!
Phichit: 1. Where the fuck have you been????
Phichit: 2. I'M NOT PINOCCHIO!
Phichit: 3. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I'm actually crying right now because I'm so happy, but THANK YOU!
Yuuri K.: I wish I can get a ticket to go and hug you right now! I'm crying!
V. Nikiforov: NO MY YUURI DON'T CRY! ヽ(；▽；)ノ SMILE! ＼(*T▽T*)／
Otabek: Um...Yuri?
Yuri P.: Yeah?
Phichit: Oh shit! YURI I'M SORRY!
Yuri P.: NO NO
Yuri P.: I'm actually really happy for you
Yuri P.: I'm not even going to lie in a situation like this, but I am tearing up
Yuri P.: My fucking mind just started overthinking again so I was out of it.
Phichit: Ohh thank GOD!
Phichit: Also NO! STOP!
Yuri P.:...??????
Phichit: Don't go blaming yourself for ruining the moment! If anything it makes me happy! Not your overthinking but you not actually about to kill me.
Yuri P.: First, why would I do that?
Yuri P.: Second...thanks I guess
Phichit: Because you're my smol angry nephew!
V. Nikiforov: I'm crying right now but Yuuri is straight-up bawling their eyes out ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／
Yuuri K.: I AM
Otabek: Why are you crying?
Yuuri K.: I'M LOVING THIS SWEET INTERACTION BETWEEN MY SON AND HIS UNCLE NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME CRY!
Otabek: Christ :o
Christophe: (⊙ヮ⊙)
Sueng: Since when does Yuuri swear?
Phichit: Since they first got emotional
Leo: This is normal??!?!?!?
Guang: Apparently
Yuri P.: Is the hag still lurking?
Crispino Twin 1: EXCUSE YOU! That's my girlfriend!
Mila: Lurking and crying;-;
Yuri P.:...
Mila: DON'T LAUGH AT ME HOE!
Yuri P.: Too late asswipe
Phichit: Are I and Chris the only single people in this chat?
Georgi:...Um
Phichit: Oh sorry I mean:
Chris: I actually am not single, where did you get that I was?
Phichit: Are I, Georgi and Chris- wait what the fuck?!?!?!?
Yuuri K.: Wait-
V. Nikiforov: Excuse me?!?!?!?!?!?!? ＼＼\ ٩(`(エ)´ )و //／／
V. Nikiforov: YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!?!? (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
Sueng Gil: Why are we immediately assuming that Chris is gay?
Otabek: Does Chris look like the guy to have an ounce of straight in him?
Sueng Gil: Fair point
Yuri P.: The old man is now screaming to himself in Russian about Chris betraying him
Christophe: I'M SORRY MON AMIE!
V. Nikiforov: You have wounded me ٩( ‘ω’ )و
V. Nikiforov: I don't think I can recover ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓
Christophe: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Yuuri K.: Viktor
Yuuri K.: My love, my life
Yuuri K.: My everything, my child-like husband
Phichit: pffFFFFTTTT-
Yuri P.: Oh no
Yuuri K.: If I don't sleep well and you give me hard shit to do tomorrow, you're sleeping on the couch for a week. I'M TIRED! And I don't want your dramatic speech to greet me at 4 am!
V. Nikiforov: Divorce (◕︿◕✿)
Yuri P.: OH MY-
Phichit: LMAO YUURI PLZ! I'M DECEASED!
Yuuri K.: I'm happy for Phichit and all, but I wanna SLEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!
V. Nikiforov: We could just be an hour late to practice! (๑´╹‸╹`๑)
Yuri P.: LIKE HELL! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YAKOV AND LILIA TO LECTURE ME
Otabek: Why don't we all just go to sleep and wake up less than an hour late and get through the day
Otabek: The second we come back home to sleep, we can sleep, ignore food if you want to even
Sueng Gil: I agree with that
Phichit: But it's not late where I am-
Yuuri K.: Why don't you start a small celebration of singing like a dying goat to express your happiness?
Phichit: This is why you're my friend ヾ(o✪‿✪o)ｼ
Christophe: I'm not even going to ask
Leo: ^^^
Guang: ^^^
Otabek: Alright then, goodnight
Yuri P.: Night
Yuuri K.: Record the singing for me, goodnight
V. Nikiforov: Goodnight lovelies! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶
Leo: I actually gotta go too, bye!
Guang: See you!
Christophe: Sweet dreams
Phichit:...And then there was one...
Phichit: Even Mila stopped lurking...
Phichit: Okay time to sing This Is Me from The Greatest Showman!
Yuuri K: YOU SAID THAT ON PURPOSE TO KEEP ME AWAKE YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT SONG!
Phichit: (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧