Yuri Is Feeling Sassy And Loved Today
Minami: PHICHIT!
Phichit: Oh damn, what did I do now?
Minami: WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?!
Phichit:...for what?
Minami: YOU-
Yuri P.: So this is the innocent and pure Minami that everyone is talking about?
Yuuri K.:...Yes, but I don't know why he's yelling...
Yuuri K.: Also, today is just he/him
Christophe: Got it
Minami: I WANTED TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR YOUR TOP SURGERY! I JUST WOKE UP AND SAW THE MESSAGES!
Phichit: OH! I'm sorry!
Yuuri K.:...I'll let him yell if that's the case
Minami: Also, hello everyone! My name is Minami Kenjiro and I am a Japanese Skater!
Yuri P.: Is he this crazy in real life?
Minami: Is something wrong with being crazy?
Yuri P.:...
Yuri P.: I like him
Yuuri K.: Good to know my sons get along
Yuri P.: Wait tf?!?!?
Minami: OMG IT"S YUURI KATSUKI HI I LOVE YOU
Christophe: I think he's broken
Yuuri K.: Minami-kun please breathe!
Yuri P.: Since when did you adopt him?!?!?!?
Yuuri K.: Oh no! We didn't! I just see him as another son!
Yuri P.: Oh, okay. I thought you adopted another child behind their backs again
V. Nikiforov: That is absurd Yurio! ( ˘︹˘ )
V. Nikiforov: Who would dare do such a thing?! (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Yuuri K.: ... Uh
Christophe: Who's telling him?
Yuri P.: Considering I only have a Grandfather and I never knew my parents and you are able to get anywhere in the world with Yakov yelling through the phone whilst you ignore him. I know for a fact that you flew to Moscow, told my Grandfather (who liked the idea of me having a family) and you signed the papers, forgot to tell me I was officially adopted as well after 2 months passed and I had to find out from when Grandpa called me and asked me how I'm enjoying my new family.
Yuri P.: So yes, someone, who is you, would dare to do such thing Viktor. I still don't even know where the adoption papers are!
Yuri P.: And yet adopted, you still can't say my name correctly.
Phichit: Well damn
Leo: Is this considered a crime?
Guang: Only if Yuri's against it
Otabek: So this is why I suddenly got a message from Viktor saying to call you Yuri Nikolai Katsuki-Nikiforov from now on and not Yuri Nikolai Plisetsky
Christophe: You guys are exposing Viktor too much and I'm dying over here XD
Phichit: Honestly SAME!
Yuuri K.: Yeah, Viktor is pouting...
V. Nikiforov: I DO NOT POUT (╥︣﹏᷅╥) I cry!
Yuri P.: Could have spared yourself if you fucking told me I was adopted 2 months before my own Grandpa told me
Mila: Is Minami lurking with me or what?
Yuri P.: Oh look, the hag showed up
Crispino Twin 1: LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!
Sueng Gil: I think that the only reason Sara is in this chat is so she could defend her girlfriend
Mila: Isn't it romantic?!
Yuri P.: It's disgustingly romantic
Mila: Okay fuck you
Yuri P.: Now that you have a girlfriend, I'm sure she could do that instead
Yuuri K.: OHH MY GOD YURI!
Otabek: Yuri-
Crispino Twin 2: I really don't want to be involved with my sister's private matters.
Phichit: I'm loving this!
Minami: I literally have a bag of leftover popcorn from yesterday and I'm just watching the drama
Phichit: Dude invite me next time!
Minami: You didn't invite me to your announcement.
Phichit: Um, ouch
V. Nikiforov: YURI NIKOLAI KATSUKI-NIKIFOROV! WATCH YOUR TONGUE YOUNG MAN (≖_≖ )
Yuri P.: 凸(¬‿¬)凸
Phichit: Yuri is being sASSY! Today, I love it
Emil: What is going on over here?
Phichit: Where the fuck have you been?!
Leo: He's probably looking up life hacks to look like Pewdipie
Emil: For God's sake! I'm not Pewdipie
V. Nikiforov: Hi not Pewdipie!
Christophe: Oh sweet baby Jesus
Yuri P.: Hard to believe you pray to Jesus
V. Nikiforov: I'm dad!
Phichit: Viktor, you're old
Yuuri K.: Phichit why?
Yuri P.: The one time he says a dad joke and it wasn't even on me
Yuri P.: Offended ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`▭´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻\
Christophe: Don't worry I can adopt you instead
Yuri P.: I'd rather insult and live with literally anyone else
JJ-style: Even me? ≧◉◡◉≦
Yuri P.: Fuck off! Christophe, you're good!
V. Nikiforov: YUURI~ OUR SON IS BEING TAKEN AWAY! (╥﹏╥)
Yuuri K.: Chris, try taking my son, I dare you
Christophe: Oh shit, okay take your son
Yuri P.: Mama! ❤（っ＾▿＾）
Phichit: HE CALLED YUURI MAMA! MY HEART-
Minami: My popcorn is running out for this TwT I love family
JJ-style: Offended
Yuri P.: Suffer
JJ-style: Why do you hate me so much?
Yuri P.: Because you're annoying
JJ-style: Rude
Yuri P.: You clearly don't know me if you're still saying what I do is rude
Otabek: JJ is just being obliterated right now
Mila: Honestly I'm loving it
JJ-style: I'm being told off by a fetus
Phichit: Otabek is coming in-
Otabek: This 'fetus' beat your egotistical ass in the Grand Prix Final on his first year in a senior division, winning Gold and also just obliterated you through text, not even face to face.
Christophe: K.O
Minami: My popcorn is gone and the drama has been won over
Yuuri K.: No turning back
V. Nikiforov: MY SON AND SON IN LAW WORK WONDERFUL TOGETHER! ❤(ˆ‿ˆԅ)
Mila: I wish I made a banner for this
Emil: I just joined in and I'm enjoying this
Sueng Gil: I'll admit, I agree
Phichit: OTAYURI WINS!
JJ-style: Wow Otabek, thank you
Otabek: You're very welcome :)
Yuri P.: I have no regrets
JJ-style: I feel alone
Crispino Twin 2: Don't you have a fiancé?
Yuri P.: Just-why?
Crispino Twin 2: I don't know!
JJ-style: I don't want her to lose brain cells
Yuuri K.: Excuse me?
Yuri P.: Mama, leave it to me
Yuuri K.:...JJ, your fault, not mine
Yuri P.: From being with you so much, I doubt she has any more brain cells to lose
Phichit: SASSY YURI IN THE DAMN HOUSE!
Yuuri K.: I love you, son
Yuri P.: Love you, mama!
V. Nikiforov: My son is a champion! ٩(˘◡˘)۶
Yuri P.: Thanks old man
V. Nikiforov: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Otabek: He was expecting an 'I love you'
Yuri P.:...
Yuri P.: Love you, papa
V. Nikiforov: ✨(っ◔︣◡◔᷅)っc(◕︣◡◕᷅c)✨
JJ-style: You guys wound me
V. Nikiforov: MY LINE (ᕗ ಠ︡益︠ಠ︠)ᕗ︵ ┻┻
JJ-style: Phichit why did you add me?
Phichit: I added all skaters, don't come at me
JJ-style added Isabella
Isabella: Hi JJ!
JJ-style: Hello, my love
Yuri P.: Barf
Minami: OH! More people! Hello!
Isabella: Oh my god! Hi! You're Minami
Minami: You know me?
Isabella: You're adorable, yes I know you!
Minami: Aw, thank you!
Yuuri K.: Back off, that's my son!
Phichit: Yuuri you're such a mom
Yuuri K.: And?
Phichit: I am not complaining
Isabella: Hello everyone! Just read up
Yuri P.: And?
Isabella: And nothing.
Yuri P.: Oh?
JJ-style: Are you kidding me?!
Georgi: Straight can't win against Pride JJ
Isabella: Honest to God don't know what you were expecting, JJ, from THE Yuri Plisetsky
Yuri P.: Newfound respect for Isabella
Otabek: (👍≖‿‿≖)👍 👍(≖‿‿≖👍)
Isabella: I have been appreciated by Otayuri
Phichit: OH MY GOD
Christophe: HONEY-
Georgi: I'm dead XD
JJ-style: WE ARE ENGAGED, WOMAN!
Leo: We got another one boys!
Guang: OOF
V. Nikiforov: (⊙.⊙(☉̃ₒ☉)⊙.⊙)
Yuuri K.: Another one has come aboard.
Sueng: The rejection game is too strong
Emil: She literally just sided with a ship that isn't her own
Crispino Twin 2: Well then... Straight really can't win against Pride
Yuri P.: I like her, keep her ≧◠ᴥ◠≦✊
Otabek: JJ, you'll be known as Isabella's idiot husband. She won't be known by you, you'll be known by her.
Mila: Sara and I are on a voice call and just laughing our asses off
Crispino Twin 1: I'M DYONG
Mila: She is
Crispino Twin 2: SAVE HER THEN! I LET YOU DATE HER FOR A REASON!
Mila: Honored
Georgi: What even is this chat?
Phichit: I don't know but I love it!
Isabella: I just came in and I agree
JJ-style: You just came in and became a traitor to your own relationship T-T
Isabella: Sorry sweetie, but...
Christophe: Here we go again-
Isabella: Set sail! Otayuri is leaving the docks!
Yuri P.: Ohh my God, how is someone like you dating JJ?!
Yuri P.: You're too good for him!
JJ-style: That I'm aware of
Otabek: I have to agree with Yuri
JJ-style: I feel attacked
Isabella: Aw, don't be, love you (ɔ˘ ³(ˆ‿ˆc)
Mila: Yuri, I believe this is disgustingly romantic, not me and Sara
Isabella: You and Sara are queens!
Yuri P.: I have to agree with the hoe, but Isabella's cool
Mila: OH MY GOD THANK YOU! YOU'RE A QUEEN TOO SIS!
Crispino Twin 1: Okay, Mila we're over, Isabella's now my side hoe
Mila: Uh bich, come back over here!
Crispino Twin 2: Why did I allow you to date again?
Isabella: Leave my side biches alone
Phichit: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!??!?!?
Yuri P.: We got poly's now
Christophe: OH MY GOD YURI-
JJ-style: Okay yeah no- we're leaving!
Otabek: Jealous much :)
JJ-style: Stfu
V. Nikiforov: This chat just got a whole lot more interesting (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌
Yuuri K.: I feel like a mom
Yuri P.: You are my mom! :(
Phichit: NU! Yuuri you made my smol angry nephew sad! >:(
Yuuri K.: OH MY GOD! NO YURI I LOVE YOU!
Yuuri K.: YOU'RE THE BEST SON I CAN EVER HAVE!
Yuuri K.: YOU'RE LITERALLY A GIFT SENT FROM GOD TO ME AND VIKTOR!
Yuuri K.: YOU'RE MY SON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Yuuri K.: I KNOW THAT WE MAY BOTHER YOU AND ALL BUT I CARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR ANYONES OWN GOOD AND THAT ISN'T A BAD THING IN MY CASE!
Yuuri K.: I CHERISH EVERY TIME I'M HUGGING YOU! I AM NOT LETTING YOU GO!
Yuuri K.: I THANK GOD EVERYDAY FOR YOUR EXISTENCE AND I WONT GET ANYTHING BETTER THAN BECOMING A FAMILY WITH YOU AND VIKTOR!
Yuuri K.: SO YES I AM YOUR MAMA AND WHOEVER DARES TO TAKE YOU FROM ME WILL BE SENT TO THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL!
Yuuri K.: BECAUSE I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABY BOY!
Yuri P.:...
Phichit: QwQ Crying
Christophe: I need tissues
Minami: AW MY HEART!!111!!!!!!1!1!11
Leo: Dude not now TwT
Guang: Podium Family Fluff? Yes please UwU
Sueng Gil: This is tooth-rotting wtf
Mila: My Lil bro is so loved, my heart-
Georgi: This family really puts my broken heart back together
Otabek: This family is the definition of Pride and Fluff!
Isabella: Agreed, literal goals TwT
JJ-style: I have to agree I am crying
V. Nikiforov: YUURI IS RIGHT YURA!
Phichit: Oh boy here we go!
Christophe: My heart, stop-
V. Nikiforov: YOU MAY BE ANGSTY AND DIRTY-MOUTHED
V. Nikiforov: BUT WE LOVE YOU FOR YOU!
V.Nikiforov: AND WE CAN LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS ANY PARENTS OUT THERE! AND CAN BE JUST AS EMBARRASSING! AND JUST AS OVERBEARING AND CONSIDERATE OF WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU!
Minami: I'm dying, the fluff is too much!
Sueng Gil: You know it's serious when Viktor doesn't use emoticons
Otabek: Where did Yuri go?
Mila: I'm actually worried, where's my little brother?!?!
Yuuri K.:*Posts video*
Leo: Eyo, no-
Guang: Vid call, we'll cry together
{Video (from Yuuri's eyes)}
Yuri is on Yuuri's lap, arms around his torso with Viktor hugging him from behind brushing his hand against Yuri's hair. Yuuri's free arm was wrapped around Yuri tightly as the little boy cries softly in his shoulder.
After a strong sniffle, Viktor pouts and presses a kiss to Yuri's head after giving a pouty look at Yuuri. Yuuri presses a kiss to Yuri's head as well, earning a sob.
"Aw, baby, what's the matter?" Yuuri asks.
"I love you too," Yuri mutters loud enough for them both to hear before digging himself in the hug further.
Viktor gives a sad pout to the camera before laying his cheek on Yuri's head. Yuuri ends the video after his free arm tightens around Yuri, rubbing his arm comfortingly.
{Video ends}
Phichit: MY FLIPPING HEART HAS NEVER FELT SO FULL QWQ
Christophe: Okay NO STOP- I'M GOING TO BE FINISHING A WHOLE BOX OF TISSUES NOW!
Minami: MYHEARTOHMYGOD
Mila: Lil bro...I need to hug him for a full hour tomorrow!
Georgi: Let me in that hug Mila TwT
Isabella: 'Baby' STOP! I HAVE ENOUGH TEARS TO BREAK DOWN THE WALL OF CHINA!
Sueng Gil: This is what this chat needed
Leo: Guang would like everyone to know that he and I will be crying for the next hour
Crispy Twin 1: Fine by me TwT
Crispy Twin 2: Family is a treasure, no one can disagree with me on this.
Emil: Wasn't going to QwQ
JJ-style: Is it possible to have love delivered to them? T-T
Otabek: I'm not even going to deny that I'm smiling too much right now.
Otabek: We love you Yura.
V. Nikiforov: Yuuri wants me to tell everyone that the 3 of us will be cuddling for the rest of the day while watching Disney, have a good night everyone UwU