It be late. The sun was goin down so the sky was all pretty orangey colors and stuffs.
Maria was sweatin. Oh lord was she sweatin. She had been waiting for this.
“It be late. I’m gon sleep. Don’t be creepy to my sis” Keitho said.
“sure if u stop being creepy” bruh what a hypocrite???
“no u”
“no u”
“uno”
“draw four”
“fuck you, I hate this game. im out”
“Aaand Maria wins!!!” the announcer said
“why is there an announcer”
“bruh be grateful u won”
“what did I win then??”
“the realization that there is no announcer” nobody said
That meant Katarina and Maria were alone. She had been waiting for this moment since 5 minutes ago when she realized that the sunset would make for a good backdrop for a confession.
That’s right, she was going to confess to Katarina! And this time she was definitely going to get her feels across. After all, this was likely going to be her only chance.
She took Katarina’s hands in her own. They were bumpy,dirty and grainy like sandpaper. Maybe because she was wearing gardening gloves. Maria took those off, and as she threw them on the ground she blushed at the thought that she was currently undressing her love interest!!
“Hey. Those are my gloves.”
“Yes.”
“Why did you throw my gloves on the ground?? Do you hate me because I’m the fiance of that blonde dude”
“No. Actually…” She took her bare hands. They were bumpy, grainy like sandpaper and maybe a bit less dirty. Girl really needed to moisturise.
“What?”
“I love you katarina!!”
“...Awh Ilyt <3”
Ah shit, it didn’t go through :( Katarina was so dense sometimes
“No like. I want to kiss you!!” That had to be clear enough right??
“uwu I would love to kiss you if you want!” Katarina said with a huge grin on her face. But she clearly meant it in a friends way.
“no like I like girls!! And I love you!!”
“I like girls too, they are very cute! Like you!” She could’ve said that to Mary or anyone else…a mf really do have to get a masters in linguistics to get a point across huh??
“no dumdum I wake up every morning w a huge smile on my face bc ik I’ll get to spend time w u and I wanna spend every living second of my life by your side forever and kiss u and uh other stuff and u kno I am in love with you!!!!”
“Well that sounds really awesome! You’re beautiful and I wanna bake cookies w u and have a lil cottagecore lowkey broke house where we share a bed except we’re just fake broke so we can romanticize it!! I love u so heccin much and I wanna see u smile so why are you frowning!1!” She had told her kidnapper that she wanted to travel the world with him. This wasn't even close to that, so it might as well have been an insult.
“Bc you don’t get it!!”
“You’re the one who doesn’t get it!!”
They parted ways afterwards, both sad.
Maria went to Mary.
“I confessed to Kataria but she thinks I wanna be her gal pal.”
Mary smacked Maria’s face with her fan. ouchie. how rude. no love for Maria in this place huh?? the world was cruel.
“bitch. you mortal. you absolute buffoon. Go get ur idiot, it’s clear you belong with each other anyways.”
“huh??”
“she was here all whiny and stuff minutes ago saying “I confessed to Maria but she thinks I wanna be her gal pal!.”
oh well that was an absolute fail. or a success???
She went to Katarina all like “heyhey it’s just me again srry I broke ur heart.”
“wait, you know what u did? I though you were too much of a dumdum.”
“No. I thought you were breaking my heart. and that u were the dumdum”
“well we’re no.1 dumdum couple then. And you know what the wise men say?”
“what?”
“have a heartbreak have a kitkat.”
“I’m starting to doubt who you view as wise.”
“coming from the one who overestimated her 1 braincell?”
“I could say the same about you.”
“wanna share them then?”
Maria didn’t answer. She just kissed her special gal pal.
It be late. The sky was all black, like a void that would draw anything in existence to it. But the no.1 dumdum couple sure existed, and they were only drawn to each other.