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mistletoe more like missile hoe

whiskeywhiskers: Okay this shit is too far



rainbowchasingbelle: what's the problem? did Al take your whiskey again?



voodoovenison: Ī̴̧͓̞̞̯͖͙̭̭̹͇̲̜̲͖͒̋͑̌̿̈́̆͘͝ ̶̛͎͙̰̬͕̥͎̣̖̒̍̊͋̀̓͗͜͝ȕ̴̧̼͔̬̣͗̇̀ś̷̗̩̖͕̘̉̃̎̇͆̋̐͆͂̓̔͘͠͝e̵̡̤̭͚̹̺̭͒̎̍̀ ̵̨̞͔̻̺̟͙̫̻̬̦̺̏̈̂̇̐̉̾̂͘͜͠ḯ̴͕͓̈́̃̓͗͒̈́̄͒̾̑͑͠ť̶̟̪̙͗̇̉͘͝ ̴̡̡͓͖̠̳͍̖̟̮̥̯͒̔̅̓̓͘t̷̢̡̝͓̜̭̘̮̻͌͊̈́ợ̶̢̨͙̠͙̰̟͈̜͔̱̾̅̓̉͝ ̶̧͇͈̳̜̯͎̞̪̮̳̯̮͆͋̀̒̍̋̄̅̚ç̷̢̢̩̙̤̺̞̙̂̓̕l̸̨̨̧͎͔̟͉̪̗͍̫͙̥̂̒̇͊͑͌e̵͔̯̺̣̒a̷̪̞̝̟͇͍̮͎͖͍͇̟̍̿n̸̩̫̓̒̊̓̔͆ ̸̡̞̻͚̦̠̲͎̰͔̣̥̏̽͜͜͠m̴̨͖̺̗͉͋̃́̒̓̑̊́͗̈́͌̕̕͝͝y̴̹̹͈̜͛̏̈́ ̸̜̐̽̔̽͑̀̋́s̴̳̼̻̺̭̗̋̀̀̿̀̿̽o̶̦͂̾̆̒̓̇̉̚̚͝ĉ̸̡͖̙͇̭̝ķ̶̬̞̙̺̱̱͕́̓̑̅̇̈́̉̃̿̄̂̆̍s̸̼͉̦̝͙͓͔͓̻̽̈̈́̊̊̐͌̆̃̿̿!̴̡͍̙̈̒̿͘



knifeywifey: Can you not be a total psycho for two minutes?



whiskeywhiskers: I'm gonna ignore that. But I'm talking about the green plant shit on my fucking bar.



swifferduster: ooo, is it mistletoe??? you know what that means!!!! <33333



spiderproviderdickrider: oh no who could have forseen this outcome


spiderproviderdickrider: on a completely unrelated note i need a drink



whiskeywhiskers: Don't you fucking dare. 



spiderproviderdickrider: hey, cant argue with tradition



xplosive: it is what it is



whiskeywhiskers: I will be so mad if you do it but I guess it is tradition.



knifeywifey: Very subtle Husk



swifferduster: angelhuskkiss.png



whiskeywhiskers: STOP



knifeywifey: Mad he went for the cheek and not the lips?



spiderproviderdickrider: i'll aim better next time ;)





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