My Girl
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Snixx: Have I ever mentioned I’m in the Cheerios?
Blackbird: Umm
Blackbird: No
Snixx: Well, Sue Sylvester is an ass
Snixx: And when I say ass, I mean a right old bitch
Blackbird: Whoa
Blackbird: Language
Snixx: She’s mentally draining
Snixx: And exhausting
Snixx: But her teaching methods always take us to victory
Snixx: but no one
Snixx: NO one
Snixx: Hurts MY girl
Blackbird: Your girl???
Snixx: The most beautiful girl God ever created
Snixx: She’s perfect in every way
Snixx: She’s my world
Snixx: My girl
Snixx: My baby
Snixx: BUT SHE GOT HURT IN PRACTISE!
Snixx: AND IT’S ALL MS SYLVESTERS FAULT
Snixx: SHE MADE MY GIRL CRY!
Blackbird: Calm down
Snixx: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME TO “CALM DOWN”
Blackbird: Well is she okay now?
Snixx: Of course she is!
Snixx: I looked after her
Blackbird: Then it’s okay, right?
Snixx: I guess so
Snixx: But that doesn’t make it any less mad about it
Blackbird: It’s normally to be angry when someone we love is hurt
Blackbird: All you want to do is protect them, and when you can’t you fall
apart because there’s nothing you can do to undo it.
Blackbird: But she’s okay now. You looked after her. It’s ok
Snixx: Thanks pride parade
Blackbird: What?
Snixx: Pride Parade
Snixx: It’s my new name for you
Blackbird: Just going to ignore that