Unicorns
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Snixx: Calling all gays
Snixx: I come bearing news
Broadway_Dreamer: Ooo
Broadway_Dreamer: Tell us!!!
Snixx: I told my girl I loved her
Snixx: And she said she loved me two!
Snixx: We had the hottest make out sex
Snixx: I think I’m drunk on girl kisses
Broadway_Dreamer: Congrats!!!
Blackbird: Too much information
Blackbird: But I’m happy for you Snixx
Snixx: Good
Snixx: Because I’m adding her
Snixx: We need more members
Snixx: And I got myself the best girlfriend in Lima Ohio bitches
Unicorn_Believer joined the chat
Unicorn_Believer: HI!!!!!!!
Unicorn_Believer: ARE YOU ALL UNICORNS TWO?!?!
Blackbird: Huh?
Unicorn_Believer: When a pony does a good deed, they get a horn and
become a unicorn and then they poop out cotton candy until they forgot
they’re magic and then their horn falls off.
Blackbird: Anyone else a little terrified from that story?
Unicorn_Believer: No!!!!
Unicorn_Believer: Don’t be scared!
Unicorn_Believer: A unicorn is somebody who knows they’re magical and
isn’t afraid to show it!!!
Broadway_Dreamer: Your girlfriend is adorable
Snixx: Thanks Dreamer
Snixx: She’s the cutest
Unicorn_Dreamer: Thanks San!!!
Unicorn_Dreamer: I LOVE YOU!
Snixx: Love u 2 bby
Blackbird: Holy shit
Blackbird: I have no words
Broadway_Dreamer: We’ve been texting THE Santana Lopez
Broadway_Dreamer: The female Noah Puckerman is gay
Broadway_Dreamer: What is happening in this world?
Unicorn_Dreamer: I’m Brittany!
Snixx: Bby the chat’s anonymous
Snixx: Well
Snixx: It was
Blackbird: It was obvious who we were anyway
Broadway_Dreamer: Kurt’s right
Broadway_Dreamer: And saying who we are won’t hurt anyone
Broadway_Dreamer: We’re all friends anyway
Snixx: I had my suspicions you were Rachel Berry
Snixx: Plus Kurt over there is the gayest of the gays
Snixx: If anyone could make this chatroom, it would be you guys
Snixx: I’m still not acknowledging you at sch
Snixx: But u r my friends now
Snixx: And I generally like this chat
Broadway_Dreamer: Awww San
Blackbird: We love you two <3
Broadway_Dreamer: Team kurtcheltana for the win :)
Unicorn_Dreamer: Go Unicorns!!!
Broadway_Dreamer: Go Unicorns
Blackbird: Go unicorns!
Unicorn_Believer: San?
Snixx: Fine
Snixx: Go unicorns