Smoke the package leaflet for risks and side effects and fuck your doctor or pharmacist

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson Frankenstein - Mary Shelley Dracula - Bram Stoker
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Smoke the package leaflet for risks and side effects and fuck your doctor or pharmacist
Characters
Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Peeves (Harry Potter), Dorian Gray, Dracula, Dr. Henry Jekyll/Dr. Robert Lanyon, Mina Harker/Elizabeth Lavenza, Dr. Henry Jekyll, Edward Hyde, Dr. Robert Lanyon, Gabriel John Utterson, Victor Frankenstein, Frankenstein's Creature, Abraham Van Helsing, Mina Harker, Elizabeth Lavenza
Tags
Fluff Murder Murder Mystery Crack Fluff and Crack Minor Character Death Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Alternate Universe - Hogwarts Science just a teeny tiny bit of angst its not that bad really multifanodm Minerva McGonagall is better than u found family because i´m gay drugs not treated responsibly or seriously what is a storyline? this is a crack-fic in case you havent noticed I have lost any sense for realism victorian cough syrup and weed Jekyll and Victor have problems Someone Help Them Hyde is a little shit what am i even doing? this is madness anyway might as well just post dat shit sherlock is too competent so hes not investigating the murder he would destroy my storyline
Summary
The crackiest fanfiction you have read (probably)Made with 2 friends, 2 hours of sleep and 2 litres of coffeeEveryone starts their sixth year at hogwarts and poor Henry Jekyll is already running on three hours of sleep. Atop of his friends being a bunch of chaotic victorian drug addicted scientists who can now also do magic (lets pretend he isn´t one of them for a sec) he has to handle a raging crush on his kindergarden friend.Then someone gets murdered and Hyde is to blame. Or is he?Henry certainly can´t remember.Remember his friends? Yeah, they have no impuls contoll and decide to investigate.
Note
This is the crackiest shit I have written so far so I don´t want any complaints about logic.I drank too much coffee and I´m on a higher plane of existence right now.Updates?May come, but don´t be too enthusiastic, I have school and stuff.

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