keysmash
GAYMERS
10:02 PM
daddyzai
is n e one free to play minecraft
unironic farmer
i am!!
daddyzai
aw thank u kenji kun ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
ranpapi
i will join if u stop spelling anyone like n e one
daddyzai
pls
ranpo kun༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
ranpapi
what the FUCK is that emoji oh my lord
daddyzai
PLS
unironic farmer
cmon ranpo!!
ranpapi
…
UGH FINE
daddyzai
YAYAYAYYAYAY
（○゜ε＾○）
daddyzai has started a call [10:07 PM]
unironic farmer has joined the call [10:07 PM]
ranpapi has joined the call [10:08 PM]
unironic blond
No
unironic farmer
join the call kunikida!!!!!
daddyzai
ugh i luv looking at our matching names they’re so cute
ranpapi
you’re the one who changed our nicknames and forced us to keep them
daddyzai
the point still stands
n e ways KUNiKIDA join the call im too tired of typing
unironic blond
Good, I don’t want to see your texts anyway
daddyzai
ah u wound me so (இ﹏இ`｡)
KENJI kUN JUST KILLED MY FUCHKHIG SHEEPJFIBK
time to go
unironic farmer left the call [12:15 AM]
ranpapi left the call [3:01 AM]
daddyzai ended the call [3:02 AM]
6:15 AM
unironic blond
...Did you guys seriously stay up until 3 to play minecraft
We have school today
Ranpo if you’re late to the bus stop i’m not telling the driver to wait for you this time
…
GUYS WAKE UP
unironic farmer
i’m awake!!
i’m eating a bagel!!
unironic blond
Kenji you sweet sweet boy
I’m not worrying about you
Plus you live like 2 mins away you can walk
unironic farmer
that’s true…
tell me if ranpo makes it to the bus stop!
6:36 AM
unironic blond
He didn’t make it to the bus stop
7:01 AM
daddyzai
WHY TF DID NO ONE WAKE ME UP
now im gonna have to swallow my pride in order to get to school on time ヽ(´Д`;)ﾉ
unironic blond
When
daddyzai
no kunikida kun dont do this to me
unironic blond
When did I ASK
daddyzai
whoever taught u that deserves to rot in hell
oh wait !!!
i did (･ω<)☆
unironic blond
At least you’re self aware
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PRIVATE MESSAGE
7:02 AM
dazai0samu
chuuuuuyaaaa
chuuuuyass
no
i know what u need and ur not getting it
dazai0samu
pls
i’ll get u cooking wine (๑ゝڡ◕๑)
chuuuuyass
…
i’ll thiNK abt it
dazai0samu
well u don’t have to think anymore seeing as i am outside ur house (○ﾟε^○)
chuuuuyass
u r SO goddamn insufferable
i hope u fall off my motorcycle on the way there
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GAYMERS
7:20 AM
unironic blond
YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WHAT
daddyzai
i have my ways °+(*´∀｀)ｂ°+°
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GAYMERS
9:33 AM
ranpapi
kunikida how dare u
i trusted u
now im gonna get a tardy aGAin and fukuzawa is gonna kill meeeee
daddyzai
lololol just say u had a dentist app or smthsih)IUEIHLBJDKNS:LMkl1phbj1043r984u
ranpapi
fukuzawa got ur phone didn’t he
rip
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WOAH VICKY’S HITMEN
12:00 PM
emo phase
where r u guys
no one’s at the lunch table
shortest
gin is being yelled at by that asshole mori sensei for not following dress code hold on
tallest
lol tell her to kill him <3
also i’m sitting w the gaymers + extras 2day
i’ll sit w u guys tmr (☆´3｀)
higucci
petition for dazai to stop being a traitor
tallest
what can i say ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
i’m just loveable ig
v(￣∇￣)
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FOUR GAMERS, TWO ALABAMIANS, A KINKY LESBIAN, & A FURRY WALK INTO A BAR
12:10 PM
tall blond gamer
Why is Nakahara glaring at us
@insufferable gamer
What did you do
insufferable gamer
nothing u need to worry abt (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ
2:16 PM
tiger fursona
I’m on the bus rn and this kid looks over my shoulder and goes “are you actually a furry?”
I’m crying
Someone pls change my name
Pls
I will do anything
insufferable gamer
LOLOLOL SUCKS
short blond gamer
why :((
i like it!!
tiger fursona
i hate u dazai
ALSO I CANT TELL IF UR JOKING OR NOT KENJI PLSKSJSKDJJD ranpo help me figure this out
bratty gamer
he
he’s serious
tall blond gamer
Please tell me you’re joking
bratty gamer
i swear on my aunt’s chocolate chip cookies i’m not lying
tiger fursona
Oh shit ur serious
Who can help me pls bc admin locked nickname changing
bratty gamer
i think yosano is the admin
@lesbian bdsm
tiger fursona
@lesbian bdsm
@lesbian bdsm
@lesbian bdsm
I CAN SEE THAT UR ONLINE PLEASE
lesbian bdsm
im not changing your name
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PRIVATE MESSAGE
2:20 PM
nakajimatiger2233
Yosano pls
yosano.akiko
atsushi.
take a good luck at your username
and then talk
nakajimatiger2233
...
yosano.akiko
and don’t give me the “i made this in fifth grade” bullshit bc you can change your username whenever you want
we’re both nearly 18
don’t make excuses
nakajimatiger2233
I-
This is literally bullying
yosano.akiko
and you’re literally a furry
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PRIVATE SCHOOL SUFFERERS
2:58 PM
john broke his steinBACK
guys what’s the hw for lovecraft’s class again
mark twainning
why do u just call him. lovecraft
john broke his steinBACK
tryna b besties w him for that 100 on the unit test
r u gonna tell me the hw or not
mark twainning
idk either plsbdkshdjd
edgar allen sheeran
The homework is to analyze and annotate the three articles he gave us at the end of class in order to prep for the ICE on Friday
Also continue taking notes on Unit 5 in the textbook
john broke his steinBACK
omfg eddie my man u r a LIFESAVER thank u sm
mark twainning
THANKS POE ILYYY
margaret bitchell
Fitzgerald gave us so much homeworkkkk he’s so annoying I hate him
At least Herman didnt
nathaniel yeehawthorne
Herman?
Oh, you mean Mr. Melville.
margaret bitchell
No I meant Mr James OFC I MEAN MELVILLE
Also can u pls stop texting so formally it’s unsettlinggg
mark twainning
don’t u literally type w auto caps
margaret bitchell
Ok and?? It adds flavor bitch
At least I don’t use pr*per p*nctuation
louisa may alcottagecore lesbian
guys remember to do your homework! we have an early start tomorrow!
nathaniel yeehawthorne
Okay Louisa. Thank you for the reminder.
john broke his steinBACK
ughhhh i hate america and its shitty education system
i bet those assholes kunikida and tanizaki r having a grand ol time in mf japan
edgar allen sheeran
Sometimes I miss Ranpo too
The time difference is truly tough isn’t it
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PRIVATE MESSAGE
5:27 AM
thecandyman
hihiiiii poeeee
ed.allenpoe
Hi Ranpo!!
Isn’t it like 5am in Japan
Why are you awake
thecandyman
im pulling an all nightetererer
i have to cram study lololol
do u wanna call and help me pls
im a third year ur a senior it’s the same thing
ed.allenpoe
I don’t think this is healthy…
But sure
As you wish
thecandyman
yayayayayay <33
thecandyman has started a call [5:30 AM]
ed.allenpoe has joined the call [5:31 AM]
thecandyman has ended the call [6:46 AM]
ed.allenpoe
Do well at school!
thecandyman
no promises :)
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WOAH VICKY’S HITMEN
7:11
shortest
oh my god ryuu started a fight at the lockers
tallest
OMFGGGG w/ who (゜。゜)
gin loves women
can confirm
he’s beating the shit out of the poor kid rip
tallest
omg im going over to ryuu kuns locker area rn
tell me what the kid looks like
shortest
idk
a little shorter than ryuu
terrible fucking haircut
silver blonde hair??
hes like average build idk
tallest
omfg
ATSUSHI KUN???????