Chaos Incorporated
Chaos Incorporated
Cass
On today's episode of dating Damian Wayne...
He accidentally made a guy cry in the middle of a mission because he looked at me wrong.
Dami
I didn't accidentally do anything.
The guy needed to be taught respect.
MJ
I swear, Cassie, you've created a monster.
Damian's just one second away from making an entire city kneel before him for looking at you the wrong way.
Dami
I just want to make sure no one disrespects her.
That's not a crime.
Nellie
Oh, don't act all innocent.
You loved it.
You were grinning the entire time.
MJ
You're not alone.
I get it.
It's like they all compete to see who can be the most overprotective.
Johnny-boi
Hey, we just want to make sure nothing happens to our girlfriends.
Is that too much to ask?
Roy-boy
I think what they mean Johnny is that no one ever asked for this level of overprotectiveness.
Cass
Oh trust me Roy.
I didn't ask for it.
but I'm stuck with it now.
Dami
I'm not the only one who's protective.
Pen
That's true.
Damian's just the one who enjoys getting people to cry when they mess up.
Cass
He does have a way with people.
Dami
I'm just teaching people how to behave.
Pen
It's funny how all of you are taking this "be the protector" thing so seriously.
It's like you're all in some weird competition to be the top guy in charge of their girlfriend's safety.
Hazza
Penny you don't get it.
It's a whole lifestyle.
Johnny-boi
Yeah, it just kind of...
Happens.
And then suddenly you're obsessed with making sure no one comes close to her without permission.
Dami
Exactly.
You have to make sure no one even thinks about stepping out of line.
Cass
And here I thought I'd get to be the badass assassin who gets away with everything.
Petey-pie
Honestly Cassie we all know you're more than capable of taking care of yourself.
But we're doing our best to keep up with you okay?
Cass
You all can't keep up with me but I appreciate the effort.
Dami
You'll see.
No one will hurt you, as long as I'm around.
Cass
You really are a softie under all that tough-guy act huh?
Dami
I am not a softie.
Cass
You totally are.
I've seen the way you look at me when we're alone.
You've got a whole protective, mushy side.
It's kind of cute actually.
Dami
I'm not.
Cass
It's okay.
I like it.
Dami
..I am not soft.
Roy-boy
Damian you're 100% soft
and you know it.
Johnny-boi
All of us have our soft side.
Don't fight it.
Petey-pie
Honestly we're all softies when it comes to the people we care about.
Nedward
Speak for yourself.
I'm a tough boyfriend.
MJ
Sure Ned.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Dami
I'm still not soft.
Cass
Sure sure.
Whatever you say, Dames.