There's Blood On The Floor
"Ugh this all yer fuckin fault!" Heads turned at the sound of Miya Osamu yelling. "How is this my fault ya scrub?! Yer the one who said she wouldn't be home!" Miya Atsumu yelled back. Now what are our dear twins fighting about? Well.........
Flashback to a week ago
"Hi boys." Miya Kana smiled. "Oh hey ma. We thought you had to go to the market today." Atsumu told her. "Well turns out the market is more packed than I thought so I'll just go tomorrow." She smiled. The Inarizaki team starred at the twin's mother silently and she hugged her sons before leaving the room. "Is that yer mom?" Kosaku asked. "Uhhhh yeah?" Osamu said with a raised brow. "Why?" Atsumu asked. "No reason." Suna told them.
Time skip
"Guys hurry up the movies about to-" Osamu and Atsumu froze when they saw their teammates surrounding their mother singing the song Stacy's Mom but they changed up the words. "What the hell?!" Atsumu snapped. The team looked at the guys and started laughing. "What the hell guys?! That's our mom!" Osamu snapped, not too thrilled seeing Suna standing shoulder to shoulder with his mother. "Yeah and she got it going on!" Ginjima smiled. The team huddled closer to her which only made the twins madder.
"Ma c'mon give us our friends back." Atsumu pouted. "Oh come on Tsu it's not my fault I've still got my charms." Osamu and Atsumu turned red before storming out of the kitchen. The team looked at each other and shrugged before stepping away from the twins mom.
End of flashback
That happened a week ago and the twins didn't come back home until early the next morning after the team had left. Osamu was extra pissed off after seeing his boyfriend flirting with his mother, even if his mother claimed it was a joke.
"Gah fuck you!" Osamu and Atsumu yelled and stormed off in different directions.
"Ya think they're still mad about the whole serenading their mom thing?" Kosaku asked. "Seems like it." Ginjima sighed. "Eh give it a few hours. They'll get over it eventually." Suna assured.
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"Holy shit what's with the crowd?" Akagi asked. "There's a fight!" A student yelled. Aran and Ren looked through the crowd and saw flashes of blonde and grey in the middle. Oh no-
"Shut yer trap Tsumu!" Osamu punched Atsumu in the shoulder, hard. "You shut yer trap!" Atsumu yelled while kicking Osamu in the ribs. "Woah hey break it up you two!" Aran yelled as Osamu shoved Atsumu to the ground, causing him to hit his head on the ground.
"Still think they'll get over it?" Kosaku asked, looking worried about his teammates. "I mean.....they've had fights like this before and they've been more or less okay. It'll be fine." Suna said. Right?
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"Hey guys have ya seen Osamu or Atsumu?" Riseki asked. "Not as if late no." Ren shook his head. "I haven't seen em either." Ginjima added. "Hmmmmm maybe they're in class." Kosaku suggested. "Maybe." Suna mumbled.
But they always eat with the team.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Inarizaki team heard a loud scream coming from the gym. "That sounds like Rina." Akagi said, panic lacing his voice. The team ran towards the gym and shoved open the doors-
And they were met with a horrifying sight.
In the middle of the gym stood Osamu with blood all over his hands and clothes, holding a bloody knife, and standing over Atsumu's dead body. There was a pool of blood all over the floor pouring from Atsumu's neck and Osamu had a look of indifference on his face.
"Samu.........what did you do?" Suna asked, shock evident in his voice. "Well Rin......I got rid of my first reason." The team looked at Osamu with shock, horror, and confusion. "What do ya mean?" Akagi asked, sounding scared.
"Well Atsumu invited you guys to our home, and because of that you guys got a glimpse of our mother. And then all of you, including my own boyfriend, flirted with her. I was so fuckin pissed off but I didn't wanna kill ya and I obviously couldn't kill my mom so........why not get rid of the person that caused this in the first place?" Osamu smiled while tilting his head to the side.
"Osamu what the fuck?! Atsumu didn't do anything wrong! We're the ones that staged the serenade! Not him!" Ginjima yelled.
"Samu you shouldn't have taken your anger out on him! If you wanna be mad at anyone be mad at us!" Suna screamed.
"Well.......maybe ya shoulda thought of that before flirting with a yanderes mother in front of him RinRin." Osamu grinned.
The team looked at Atsumu's dead body with tears in their eyes when they heard Rina........
Laughing.
"Rina what the hell?!" Akagi yelled. Before long Osamu started laughing as well. "Gotcha!" The team shrieked as Atsumu's body stood up.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN THE LOOK ON YER FACES!" Atsumu laughed. "You guys fell for that hook line and sinker!" Rina laughed.
"What are ya talking about?" Aran asked. "Well after we saw you guys flirting with our mom we were pissed and when we told our mom she apologized and told us that you guys staged the whole thing. So we decided to get a little revenge with the help of Rina." Atsumu said while pealing the prosthetic off of his neck.
"Payback for making me spill my lunch." Rina said while walking out of the gym. "So the knife-" "It's fake." Osamu waved the knife around making the blade flop from side to side. The team sighed in relief. "Okay ya got us but who's gonna clean this mess up?" Ren asked while gesturing to the blood. "Oh we'll clean it. It is our mess after all." Atsumu smiled and went to grab a mop. "Well since this might take a while should we call off practice today?" Akagi asked. "I think that's fair." Osamu nodded. The team left to get their bags but Suna stayed behind.
"Umm hey Samu?" The grey haired boy looked at his boyfriend. "Yes Rin?" He asked. "Ummm about what you said......flirting with a yanderes mother........that was a joke too right?" Suna asked. "Oh yeah I just made that up on the spot. Adds to the drama ya know?" Suna smiled and nodded. "Well I'll see you later Samu." Suna waved and left the gym.
"Really Samu? A yanderes mother?" Atsumu asked while tossing a mop to his brother. "Hey he believed me right?" Osamu shrugged and the two began cleaning. "Yeah yer right. It's all just a prank." Atsumu grinned.
Until it isn't
Bonus!
"Boys are you home?" Kana asked. "Yes ma we're home." Osamu called out. "Oh well that's good. How'd yer little revenge plan go?" She asked. "Samu almost revealed our secret!" Osamu glared at his twin. "Oh shut up Suna thought I was joking." Kana sighed and turned to her sons. "Regardless you have to be careful. No one can know about us." She while placing a finger over her lips. The boys mirrored her motion all the while, grinning.
Foxes are known for being tricksters
If you're not careful one might slip the wool over your eyes
But then again that's just the nature of a kitsune