When Your MBs Can't Stop Fighting
Kiryu: Usuri Hondo
Usuri: yes Wakatsu-San?
Kiryu: what's all the noise about?
Kiryu: the teachers keep complaining about being able to hear the noise from the library.
Usuri: ummmm well
Hondo: Mami-San and Unnan-San are fighting again
Kiryu rolls his eyes and walks into the classroom where Mami and Unnan are yelling at each other
Kiryu: Keisuke Nozomu
Unnan & Mami: what?!
Kiryu: Why are y'all fightin
Mami: well this bitch said the only reason I'm 6'3 is because of my hair which ain't true at all
Unnan: yes it is
Mami: no it's not!
Michiko: boys!
Everyone freezes at the sound of their coach's voice
Michiko: shut up will ya I'm tryin to get some grading done!
All: yes ma'am
Later in the day
Mami: shut the hell up Kei!
Unnan: you first
Hondo: oh great what are they fighting about now
Usuri: apparently Unnan said there's no way Satomi Ishihara would ever look Mami's way
Unnan: because it's true!
Mami: I'll get her attention one day!
Usuri: oh shit we better stop them before coach gets mad again
Ezota: will you two just give up and fuck already?!
Unnan & Mami: WHAT?!
Bishin: please the sexual tension is killing all of us
Kiryu: yeah I agree
Usuri: well if even Wakatsu-San agrees then-
Unnan: no!
Mami: I would never fuck him!
Unnan: who said you'd be fucking me asshole
Mami: oh please you couldn't do it if you tried!
Unnan: yes I could
Needless to say this argument ended up with the entire team face palming