grgrgrgbark bark
teyvat high staff
keqing: who put one of those automatic battery powered witches that cackle LOUDLY whenever sound is detected right on top of the student council lounge door.
keqing: IM SCARED OF THOSE THINGS YOU HOES
hu tao: keqing swears *live!*
keqing: HU TAO???
ningguang: i heard keqing screaming, is she okay??
venti: ehe
keqing: It isn’t funny.
kaeya: grammar scares venti
kaeya: good job 😊
raiden: its for halloween season!
keqing: i hate you die die die
scaramouche: i hate her too
keqing: im gonna go hide in the counselors office now thank you
thoma: keqing if you ever plan on coming back, diluc took the witch off
jean: DILUC CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
jean: CODE RED
amber: WHAT DOES CODE RED MEAN??? 😭😭
amber: oh wait i know
diluc: amber what does it mean?
amber: it means childe is running full speed to get into the stuco lounge so he can talk to zhongli
diluc: oh fuck
dottore: the fact you actually needed a code for that 💀
dottore: ALSO JEAN CURSED BEGEBEHEGHEAJUHEUWHUWJIEJISJWUEJUN screenshot!!!!
jean: I was in a state of panic.
heizou: DAMN ISNT A CURSE WORD
jean: Yes, but it is a bad one.
heizou: a bad word..?
heizou: sniffles
heizou: runs away
ayato: How bored are you, Shikanoin?
heizou: since when did u use grammar
ayato: idk i think thoma likes people who use grammar
thoma: what
ayato: what
kazuha: break is ending in ten minutes
scaramouche: kazuha can u change the time
kazuha: i cannot
scaramouche: why
kazuha: can you?
scaramouche: no
kazuha: why
scaramouche: ..
raiden: SCARAMOUCHE STOP FLIRTING W KAZUHA STUPIDBITCH AND GO REARRANGE MY BOOKSHELF
scaramouche: RAIDEN UR NOT EVEN AT SCHOOL TODAY STFU AND REARRANGE IT URSELF
raiden: IM CRYING WHY DO I HAVE A BOOK ABOUT MESSI
diluc: zhongli just rejected childe 💀💀
scaramouche: AGAIN
scaramouche: I WOULD HAVE TWENTY CENTS NOW
scaramouche: FOUR NICKELS @kazuha
childe: SHUT UP MY FEELINGS ARE VERY HURT RIGHT NOW
zhongli: i didnt reject him
childe: YES U DID
childe: I ASKED IF U WANTED TO COME OVER. AND U SAID NO
zhongli: but you didnt ask me out?
childe: WILL U GO OUT WITH ME
xiao: zhongli say no
keqing: xiao be quiet
hu tao: yeah xiao listen to her.
hu tao: SAY NO ZHONGLI
keqing: hu tao be quiet
hu tao: srorry 😔
yanfei: zhongli went offline 💀
hu tao: YAANNFEEIII
yanfei: i want ice cream.
hu tao: Leaves to go buy ice cream
childe: cries very sadly
thoma: its okay!
ayaka: thoma look away its childe
thoma: oh..
ayato: *covers thoma’s eyes*
ayaka: *leads thoma out*
lumine: *glares at childe while also leading thoma out*
jean: Aren’t you guys friends?
childe: yes
lumine: no
childe: BBUT.. GIRLIE
lumine: i know this is a very difficult time for you.
childe: f-father? *trembles*
scaramouche: 💀
lumine: BUT.
lumine: i dont really care
lumine: cmon my non-biogical child + random smurf my wife found on the street.
lumine: *places kids in backseat and sits in passenger seat with my wife on the wheel*
ayaka: *drives away with them in car*
childe: N-NO
childe: *runs after car from movie scene, car gets too fast so i slow down and drop to my knees, tears glistening from the corners of my eyelids*
childe: i-i..
zhongli has muted childe
zhongli: im sorry but i cannot allow this.
scaramouche: LMFAO
amber: now i understand why venti likes zhongli sm 😭
venti: THATS MY BBG EVERYONE
venti: high five, zhongli!
zhongli: ew
venti: ..
xingqiu: im making a playlist what should i add
kazuha: what kind of playlist?
xingqiu: its titled “scaramouche x kazuha-scarakazu enemies to lovers playlist; the sequel”
scaramouche: what.
scaramouche: sequel?
dottore: I’D LISTEN TO IT
diluc: add if i killed someone for you
xingqiu: yes sir
diluc: do u want angsty songs
xingqiu: YES
diluc: washing machine heart, jealous eyedress, meant to be yours, shut up and sleep with me, i wanna ride i wanna ride, government hooker, wonderful woman, tek it, seventeen, waterfountain, me and my husband,
scaramouche: diluc, ur title as one of the few people i trust in this server is slowly getting stripped
kazuha: oh
diluc: dead girl walking, dead girl walking reprise, 7 rings, sexy drug, not another song about love, captive heart, let you break my heart again, captain save a hoe, my love, i am damaged, only love, young and beautiful, freeze your brain, perfect illusion, killer queen, hey mickey!, bad girls club, hey baby (drop it to the floor),
raiden: scaramouche is currently adding all of them to his scarakazu playlist rn!!
kazuha: what?
scaramouche: STFU RAIDEN
xingqiu: ADDED ALL OF THEM. thank u so much 🙏
yanfei: shut up u doodlehopper
xingqiu: …
xiangling: atsushi haircut *laughs at u*
xingqiu: XIANGLING WE are SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS
kaeya: we ish u a meryc heistmas we witsh u a mejry chirtsmas
scaramouche: RAIDEN WHY DID U BLOCK ME
scaramouche: ALSO IDGAF AB UR BOOK ON RONALDO
scaramouche: OR UR BOOK ON MESSI
scaramouche: HEY SIRI ALL CAPS SEND ‘STUPID ASS GAY BITCH’ A MESSAGE; ALSO YOUR BREATH STINKS BITCH. THATS IT SEND IT SEND IT NO NOT TO GROUPCHAT SEND IT FUCKING STUPID HOE FUCKING BITCH I BOUGHT YOU SO WORK DAMN HOE HEY SIRI SEND IT HEY SIRI SEND IT TO RAIDEN
scaramouche: wasnt meant for u guys.
raiden: LMAAAOOOO
raiden: STUPID OLD ASS BITCH
scaramouche: STFU BROKIE
scaramouche: THATS WHY U DONT HAVE A BOOK ON ALL THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF ROLEX’S.
scaramouche: I HAVE IT AND I CANT EVEN REAAADDD BAGAHABAHABHABA
raiden: KAZUHA DOESNT HAVE IT
raiden: ARE U CALLING KAZUHA A BROKIE???"
scaramouche: STOP USING MY TRUMP CARD AGAINST ME
scaramouche: i’ll give kazuha my other copy.
scaramouche: HAH BROKIE
raiden: ..
scaramouche: anywyas
scaramouche: i hate my mom
scaramouche: stomping on all the cracks rn 😈😈😈
scaramouche: i hope she breaks her back
raiden: stepping on all the lines rn 😈😈
scaramouche: we dont have a dad..
raiden: BUT LIKE FATHER SOUNDS LIKE BROTHER
raiden: SO ITS A THREAT