*vomits* new teacher
teyvat high staff
jean has added alhaitham
jean: this is a new staff member, working as the
dottore: ARE THEY A JANITOR
dottore: SAY YES
dottore: A KID KICKED ME IN THE BALLS TODAY BC APPARENTLY I DONT CLEAN THE BATHROOM??
dottore: BUT I DO
jean: as the
ayato: Ew its a new person
ayato: vomits
ayato: wait can they replace mh job
thoma: you love this job
ayato: i love this job
jean: AS THE NEW SCIENCE TEACHER FOR FIFTH TO EIGHT PERIOD
jean: my god
jean: now i know why sucrose quit
scaramouche: i REFUSE to work with him
raiden: oh. my. GOD.
scaramouche: i had to put up with that doggy bitch. i WILL NOT cooperate with this green trolly bitch
kazuha: dont call people bitches
scaramouche: sorry.
childe: AY WHERE THE BADDIES AT 😍😍😍
alhaitham: what the fuck
jean: hes a scholar from sumeru.
childe: AL-BAI🥰-THAM DONT TYR TO STEAL MY BOYFRJENE D
scaramouche: UR DATING ZHONGLI??? AGAIN???? I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP.
scaramouche: NOW UR GONNA KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM DURING “FAMILY DINNER”
scaramouche: WHY DO U MAKE US HAVE THOSE??? ITS PROBS BC U HAVE NO FRIENDS TO TALK TO
kazuha: kuni??
scaramouche: I HATE GINGERS
kazuha: scara?.
scaramouche: IM OFFICIALLY GINGERPHOBIC AND SNEZHNAYANPHOBIC
kazuha: scaramouche ??
scaramouche: LIKE BRO JUST STFU WITH UR UGLY SELF
kazuha: kunikuzushi raiden???
scaramouche is typing…
ayato: what is he typing????
scaramouche: look, im very sorry and i did not mean to say those extremely rude things. i know that nobody would like to have those things said to them especially in the manner that i am using. i own up to my actions and i swear on my father that i wont get a lawyer to sue him. i now understand that these things i am saying could hurt someone and make them loose confidence, i did not mean for any of that to happen. i meant all of those things in a joking manner and i will never use them in that way again.
kazuha: i mean thank you but i was just going to ask you if you could pick up a slimelicker on your way back?.
kazuha: your sister kinda blocked me on your phone
scaramouche: SHE WHAT
scaramouche: also, yes i will get them for u, SND RAIDEN I WILL BEAT YOUR QSS
childe: but um… YES I AM DATING ZHONGLI (mylvoe😍😇😇😍😇)
childe: JUST LIKE UR NOT DATING KAZUHA
childe: NANANANNANAANANA
alhaitham: i dont even know your boyfriend 💀
replying to childe:
AL-BAI🥰-THAM DONT TYR TO STEAL MY BOYFRJENE D
childe: HES THE REALLY CUTE AND PRETTY AND ADORABLE AND A,AZING AND CUTE AND SEXY AND PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND EXTREMELY SMART AND INTELLIGENT AND BEAUTFIYL AND CUTE AND AMAZING WND EXTREMELY SEXY AND
sara: he means the brunette boy with a ponytail.
alhaitham: ohhh
lisa: hi
alhaitham: hi lisa
venti: You’re cheating on me.
ayato: WHY DO U ACT LIKE U ARE DATING EVERYONE FROM MONDSTADT?
venti: ggzggzggzzgzggz
venti: sorry. i have bad connect———
venti: GGZGZGZGGZGAEHYDBYWHUEHSU GZGZGZGZGGZGZG EGEGGAVGABABABABBGZGZGZGZGVSVSGVSGSGEUEIAJW
venti is now offline
alhaitham: i want to quit
jean: no. we are understaff
kazuha: and i am underpaid
jean: ..
kazuha: i’m sorry. i wasnt supposed to say that.
jean: i
kazuha: it was hard to resist.
childe: PERIOD SLAY DRAG QUEEN BLOW THE HOUSE DOWN VERSACE BOOTS
kazuha: wwhat
scaramouche: ALBITCHTHAM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM.
scaramouche: I HAVE A BOMB
alhaitham: ..
thoma: he doesnt. and he is too busy hiding in the stupid cabinet drawer so take what you want -kazuha
alhaitham: one normal person
alhaitham: thank you
scaramouche: Raiden. Run him over with your mercedes.
thoma: mercedes has three different e’s and they are all pronounced dicferently
thoma: hahahahahahha
jean: I just got note from the principal. Everyone has to start using grammar.
venti: WHAT? NO. WHY?
heizou: KEQING PLS TEACH MY CLASS TOMORROW @keqing
keqing: what
jean: I said everyone has to start using grammar.
heizou: I TOLD MY FIRST PERIOD THAT I WOULDNT BE HERE TMRW AND THEY KEPT ASKING “WILL THE SUB BE KEQING?? WILL KEQING BE HERE??” AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST SAID YES AND A STUDENT SAID THEY WOULD BEAT ME UP IF I DIDNT
keqing: i dont think i can do that?
jean: @everyone You all have to use grammar.
jean has set everyone’s settings to auto capitalization and auto punctuation
venti: NO PLS
kaeya: PLEASE DONR
childe: IF I DO THAT I WILL LOSE ALL MY BITCHES
childe: NOBODY WANTS A MAN WHO USES GRAMMAR PLEASE
jean: I don’t care.
keqing: TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND SPIN IT ARROUNND
hu tao: K-keqing?? W-w-what are u saying. I THOUHT U WERE NORMAL UNLIKEME
hu tao: XIAO GET UR FRIEND
keqing: YOU GOT YOUR SUMMER SHADES ON
alhaitham: Someone please fire me.