silly gooses

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silly gooses
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im so so sorry generallyi didnt mean to do this_________________scaramouche: and i can lure any woman that i want to in my beedd withh meeescaramouche: and whiskey seems to be myscaramouche: OUCH WTF KAZUHA ITS A SONG AND I WASNT EVEN TYPING THAT IT WAS DOTTOREscaramouche: THROW A SHOE AT HIM NOT ME WTFkokomi: aint no way kazuha threw his shoe at him 💀💀kazuha: i did what i had toraiden: scara running now 😭childe: bros skidaddling ☠️
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aether to lumine

aether: LUMIEN I DID IT

aether: i set up a date for scarakazu at liuli pavillion and i sent them both secret notes that are from ‘secret admirers’ to go there for a date

lumine: how are they gonna pay..

aether: uh

aether: scara’s rich isnt he??

lumine: i mean ur right

lumine: ..

lumine: perfect 😈.

teyvat high staff

venti: XIAO HAS A GF

venti: WEE WOO WEE WOO

kaeya: I KNEW IT 

kaeya: I KNEW HE WASNT SINGLE 😡😡

xiao: SHUT THE FUCK UP

childe: OMFG REALLY????

childe: #slay 🤪🥰🥰😜😘😝🥰🤪😍🤪

xiao: now thats embarrassing

venti: HE DOESNT DENY IT

venti: WEE WOO WEE WOO

xiao: SHUT THE FUCK UP

childe has changed xiao’s nickname to ‘romeo’

romeo: i hate you with my entire heart

kazuha: now thats poetic

scaramouche: shut up asshat

kazuha: you just

kazuha: whatever

aether:looks at lumine

lumine: looks at aether

lumine: yall fighting..? 😦

scaramouche: no

kazuha: no

heizou: yes

aether: enemies to lovers

aether: get well soon

lumine: im trying not to laugh at what you just said to a couple pair of friends that are fighting

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scaramouche: what

scaramouche: who tf put a secret admirers note on my desk or wtv it is

scaramouche: kazuha if it was you i swear you will never see the end of it

kazuha: i got one too

lumine: fff

aether: what

lumine: code 

aether: huh

aether: OH

aether has muted kazuha

aether has muted scaramouche

kokomi: thank god

kokomi: kazuha stressed makes me think that a knife will dive at me through the walls

kokomi: anyways i have a gf now 😴

lumine: SARA

kokomi: how did you know that..

yoimiya: WHO ASKED WHO 🤡

kokomi: i asked her ofc 💪

kokomi: cuz im the alpha totally yes real 😈😈🤗✌️

thoma: who have you been hanging out with..

ayato: THOAM WILL U DATE ME

ayaka: STUPID YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE IN OUR DMS DUMBASS

ayato: Oh

thoma: sure

thoma: wait waht

ayato: OMG 🙀🙀

ayato: i have a bf now grr grr bark bark

lumine: thats four people off the single list now

aether: Period

aether: soon to be six

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