silly gooses

teyvat high staff

dottore: bro all four of us went to the park and childe is skipping instead of walking and scaramouche is so mad bc of that 💀💀

jean: how do you expect us to know who ‘all four of us’ is

lumine: VALENITNES DAY IS COMING UP HUYS 😱😱😱😱

aether: every year comes more drama.

lumine: i hope one of you guys break up

ayaka: …

lumine: except 4 us dw 🤗

lumine: Anyways. 

aether: which one of you guys are dsting..

aether: im confused because idk if they are just really obviously crushing on each other or dating

diluc: childe and zhongli are dating, scaramouche and kazuha are crushing, kaeya and albedo are dating, ayaka and lumine are dating, raiden and yae miko are crushing but almost there, ningguang and beidou are married, kokomi and sara are crushing but something will happen soon, ayato and thoma are crushing oddly enough, xingqiu and chongyun are crushing, + eula and amber are complicated

kaeya: diluc how u know this stuff 😭😭

diluc: i like viewing other people’s relationships knowing that it could never be me.

lumine: ok so aether and ur little lonely friends need to get the crushing ones except for kokosara and eulamber to date by feb 14th

aether: where u get these names from..

lumine: do u need me 2 tell u them.

aether: no but what is albedo and kaeya’s????

lumine: kaebedo

aether: ok 😊

kaeya: i appreciate the name

kaeya: just a hint for yall lonelies, a valentine dont mean a partner 👍👍

aether: WHY CAHT I DATE SINOENE 😢😢😢

aether: OR HABE A VALENTINE. 

keqing: its okay

keqing: im getting all the people w/o valentines chocolates and plushes. 

aether: keqing ilysm idk how to express it.

keqing: its nothing dw

venti: keqing lighting up my life rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lumine: KEQINF DO THAT MEAN U GOT A VALENTINE???

keqing: i wont answer that

venti: any of yall want me (only for valentines dw we dont gotta date)

venti: im 6’8 btw

venti: i have an eight pack btw

venti: im super hot btw

venti: zhongli do u sign up

scaramouche: 💀💀

xiao: venti stfu

hu tao: i think venti is in our family now 2 idk

venti: IM SO HONORED 😭😭😭😭😭

venti: anyways. do any of yall sign up OR NOT. 😡😡

kaeya: sorry bro i got a bf 😖😖😖

amber: idk if i got a gf or not. 😭

venti: YALL BEYRAYED ME. 😞😞😞😞

venti: anyways, @zhongli HI BESTIE

zhongli: hello

venti: 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

ganyu: someone send help

ningguang: ganyu, whats wrong?

ganyu: some random kid was tryna rizz up keqing because they havent seen her before since shes a sub and hu tao saw and idk whats shes going to do.

hu tao: NAH BC THEY DID THE WHOLE “whats that on ur shirt??” TEHN WHEN SHE LOOKED DOWN THEY DID THE RIZZY THING BROM😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

xiao: is keqing mad at them

kaeya: yall gotta excuse ur convo’s rq 

kaeya has made a group DM

kaeya has added 5+ people

kaeya has renamed group DM to “liyue family + venti and childe”

hu tao, keqing, ganyu, xiao, zhongli, venti, ningguang, beidou, childe, and yanfei

kaeya has left the group DM

hu tao: ..

hu tao: ANYWYAS, 

hu tao: SOMEHOW, keqing isnt mad.

keqing: mad about what?

yanfei: THAT KID IN THE HALLWAY

xiao: is this your first time subbing this year?

keqing: yes

xiao: makes sense nobody knows you

yanfei: FAN GIRL FAN GIRRLL U DK WHAT U DO TO MEE

venti: HI GUYS

teyvat high staff

signora: SCARA JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS 💀💀💀

childe: NOW BROS WALKING AWAY AS IF FALLING DOWN THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS DONT HURT 

jean: sometimes i forget all five of you live in the same house

thoma: so thats why in the morning they all look tired

heizou: it makes sense bc they all live in a goofy house together

kazuha: i like to call it the crackhouse

childe: bro kazuha practically lives w us BC SCARADOUCHE KEEPS INVITING HIM OVER LIKE EVERY DAY

scaramouche: STFU CHILD ZHONGLI IS ALWAYS WITH US BC U KEEP INVITING HIM TO ‘SLEEPOVERS’ AND I CAN HEAR UR THIN ASS WALLS EVERY NIGHT, I CAN HEAR U SAYING “omg xiansheng do u wanna sleep in the same bed???!! 😱” LIKE OMFG UR GAY ASL

(as hell 🥰, i know some of u dont speak dahoodian, i dont either. i had 2 ask my friend what asl meant. —hajiz)

childe: NO IM NOT

childe: I CAN HEAR U 

scaramouche: hear me doing what

childe: U AND KAZUHA

scaramouche: me and kazuha doing what

Pierro: Kazuha and I*

scaramouche: WHY THE FUCK ARE U HERE

childe: U AND KAZUHA UFHUAUENEMWMMED UH

scaramouche: EXACTLY SO STFU

kazuha: exactly what i mean

heizou: 💀