puh puh poker face
teyvat high staff
xiao: hu tao, unblock me and quit messing up the stuff im doing
hu tao: WHAT STUFF???
xiao: it isnt relevant to you
hu tao: STFU UR JUST MAD IM MESSING UP YOUR THIRST TRAPS
kazuha: oh..
keqing: 💀
heizou: these liyuens i swear bro
heizou: INAZUMA FOR THE WIN 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🎌🎌🎌🎌🦅🦅🦅
heizou: kazuha, agree w me
kazuha: 🎌🇯🇵
xiao: I DONT MAKE THIRST TRAPS.
hu tao: YES YOU DO
hu tao: THEY ARE FOR YOUR DISCORD KITTEN
childe: @zhongli THIS is your best friend? 🤨🤨🤨
xiao: no because literally be quiet
yanfei: you tell him girlypop !!
xiao: zhongli tells me whenever you send him a thirst trap
childe: WHAT
keqing: no bc hu tao, zhongli, xiao, childe, yanfei and ganyu are all a big family somehow 💀
keqing: despite only two of them being related
hu tao: keqing you are involved in our big family too
lumine: im c rying. i want slmething jnteresting to happen.
lumine: ALSO who tf are the science teachers/professors
sucrose: me
scaramouche: me
kazuha: scara youre a science teacher???
scaramouche: wait what subject do you teach
kazuha: english
scaramouche: WHAT
kazuha: i thought you were a math teacher
heizou: 😡
heizou: KAZUHA WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS.
signora: im kinda hurt but okay
scaramouche: i thought you were the writing teacher
xingqiu: wow.
dottore: scara this is the nicest youve been all day
dottore: WHY
scaramouche: im happy
zhongli: how tf do u screenshot smt on this mans phone
zhongli: i needa buy him a new one
zhongli: nvm
scaramouche: CHILDE STFU BEFORE I DISLOCATE ALL YOUR LIMBS
zhongli: HOW DID U KNOW IT WAS ME???
lumine: did yall know that whenever ayato like uses his vision skill he says ‘cascade!’
ayato: yes i know that
lumine: it sounds like hes (HE IS) saying ‘just ate!’ 😱😱
ayato: ..
kazuha: @heizou come get ur student
heizou: why
kazuha: xinyan is doing your homework and i have never been so confused
heizou: Sighs
heizou: ok.
scaramouche: wait if kazuha is the english/(what do liyuens speak?) teacher
scaramouche: and if xingqiu is the writing teacher
scaramouche: who is the reading teacher
jean: i wonder who
scaramouche: me too
jean: ..
ayato: yall wanna have a party at my mansion
thoma: no ayato
ayato: yes ayato
ayaka: no
ayato: yes
venti: I LOVE PARTUES BRO.
venti: dw girlypop im finna invite everyone i know
the gang 😈
kazuha, childe, and beidou
childe: hey guys 😜
kazuha: since when were we a gang
beidou: im a grown ass woman im not in ur gang i promise 😭😭.
kazuha has left the groupDM
childe: NO KAZUHA
beidou has left the groupDM
childe: ..
teyvat high staff
kaeya: has anyone else been at this exact school during freshman year?
childe: the year that zhongli rejected me. sighs
xiao: L
keqing: no bc i was in that classroom and you didnt even ask him out at the right time
yanfei: you asked him to borrow something and he said he didnt have it then the rest of the day you went crying to anyone who would listen about how he rejected you
childe: I DID ASK HIM OUT U WHORES
keqing: in senior year you did. two times
hu tao: then u became a part of our family
xiao: unfortunately
scaramouche: if i had a nickel for everytime you asked out zhongli
scaramouche: ..
scaramouche: i would have three nickels.
kazuha: that isnt very many
scaramouche: i would have fifteen cents.
kazuha: thats better i guess
kaeya: THATS NOT THE POINT
kaeya: the student bathrooms are still dirty asf 💀
dottore: IM DOING MY JOB
dottore: I SWEAR
signora: bro ur probably using the soap as some test substance or wtv
dottore: that was once.
dottore: WHY ARENT THERE ANY OTHER JANITORS BRRO
ayato: because ur broke.
ayato: i work here part time
ayato: i got forced
thoma: you love this job
ayato: i love this job
heizou: xingqiu no offense but
xingqiu: what
heizou: u said rhat people were calling childe zesty..
heizou: i didnt wanna tell u this but i havetoo.
heizou: People are calling u fruity too.
xingqiu: ..
heizou: including me