first day of school
teyvat high staff chat
heizou: thank the archons third period is over
childe: off to lunch
childe: these kids are crazy bro
raiden: imagine not being a physical education coach
lisa: why not cut it to PE
raiden: physical education sounds nicer
kazuha: how do teachers not laugh during class
kazuha: how do i stay appropriate when a kid said ‘what is the worst combination of illnesses? alzheimers and dirrahea. youre running but you dont remember where’ BY QUOTE
beidou: LMFAO
xiao: i hate kids but whoever said that has talent
signora: bro metal music finna be all im listening to during lunch break
signora: no more kids
dottore: real
signora: im finna listen to im not a vampire
dottore: omg bestie boo i love that song
signora: stfu
dottore: IM NOT A VAMPIRE BUT I FEEL LIKE OOONNNEEE
dottore: SOMETIMES I SLEEP ALL DAY BC I HATE THE SUUNN
dottore: LIIKE MY HANDS R ALWAYS SHAKING BODYS ALWAYS ACHING AND THE DARK IS WHEN I FEED
dottore: @scaramouche sing w me bestie
scaramouche: no
dottore: i have ur password saved 😈😈
scaramouche: whag
dottore: one second
zhongli: why is everyone tired? we didnt even teach anything today
zhongli: just showing off the classroom
diluc: ong
scaramouche: and i can lure any woman that i want to in my bedd withh me
scaramouche: and whiskey seems to be my
scaramouche: OUCH WTF KAZUHA ITS A SONG AND I WASNT EVEN TYPING THAT???? IT WAS DOTTORE
scaramouche: THROW A SHOE AT HIM NOT ME WTF
kokomi: aint no way kazuha threw his sandal at him 💀💀
scaramouche: BRO HE HAS THOSE UGLY AHH CHUNKY ONES TOO
kazuha: didnt you buy me these
sara: his other shoe just got thrown across the lounge
scaramouche: FUCKING OUCH RHAT HURTS
childe: 💀💀💀
gorou: scaramouche is screaming too loud
gorou: im on lunch duty
ayato: kids know kazuha is beating your ass because of this morning 💀
kazuha: i did what i had to
raiden: scara running now 😭
childe: bros skidaddling ☠️
dottore: LMFAOOAAO
scaramouche: DOTORRE U BITCH YOU PLANNED THAT
dottore: yes i did 🤗🤗🤗
scaramouche: THATS WHY UR THE FUCKING JANITOR
signora: bro was tryna test on students blood and shit then got fired from being the school nurse 💀
sara: replying to ayato sorry for late reply, but what happened this morning?
ayato: during first period, kazuha went into scaramouche’s classroom, asked for a paper that he needed which was apparently really important, scaramouche said he left it at home but it was on his desk. and according to scara’s class kazuha glared at him then snatched the paper off of his desk and left 💀
kazuha: i mean i didnt glare at him
signora: bro ues you did
signora: that shit scared me
heizou: once in a life time opportunity watching kazu glare at scara
heizou: its always the opposite bro
thoma: its the first day of school, my first lunch duty, and students are already calling childe zesty
childe: WHY
ayato: no bc its all kids are talking about
xingqiu: people are also talking about how diluc is the meanest teacher they have ever met in their entire lives 💀
lisa: how are they saying that about diluc but not jean?? her class went to the library today and ive never seen her be so strict 😭😭
diluc: all i did was do my job
kaeya: bros a coach
kaeya: diluc as a coach is a no blow
venti: “are you THAT weak? you cant do a push up? why 🤨?”
diluc: i apologized
diluc: and i wasnt trying to sound THAT rude
xingqiu: bro has beef with KIDS 💀💀
diluc: why was the music teacher here during PE today anyways
venti: no idea 🙁
zhongli: why are we all texting when most of us are in the lounge?
venti: its funner 😊😊
gorou: ATTENTION ATTENTION
gorou: WE YOT A NEW COOLER IN THE LOUNGE
scaramouche: WAIT RLLY
scaramouche: SO RHE HANDLES ACTUALLY WORK???
raiden: FUCK SHITMBALLS PISS IM RUNNING TO THE LOUNGE RN
yae miko: shes running guys, steer clear of the path
raiden: shh
yae miko: shh
ayato: quit flirting
raiden: I WAS JUST TELLING HER TO BE QUIET???
ayato: you always say that
ayato: we all know youre flirting w each other
scaramouche: you dont see me and kazuha doing that
scaramouche: 😒
raiden: I CAN SEE YOU FLIRTING W KAZUHA STFU
raiden: KEYWORD: YOU
scaramouche: NO I DONT
scaramouche: I CAN SEE YOU FLIRTING WITH MIKO
raiden: STFU
yae miko: Sighs
jean: everyone who was previously in the lounge, please leave to go monitor the students during breaktime
kaeya: YOU ARENT THE PRINCIPLLEEEE
jean: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET ZHONGLI???
kaeya: yes
venti: my pookie is more nicer than YOU 😒
jean: @zhongli
zhongli: if youre in the lounge right now go watch the students
kaeya: 🫡🫡