Smashsters
lenther: ooo minecraft, sounds fun
cyno: yeah, wanna join?
lenther: thanks but no, I promised childe and kae I'd play smash with them after finishing with some work
cyno: no problem, you have fun with that
lenther: yep!
lenther: #smilingthroughthepain
diluc: Why am I being dragged into this, I don't care.
kaeya: Awe luciepookie down be such a buzzkill, this group could use a little team bonding afterall
tighnari: pretty sure the word is for you all is team-building
lenther: …in smash tho? really?
candace: uno literally breaks our family apart at the living room table and you think smash out of all things is somehow more tame than that??
thoma: "teambonding", why are WE getting dragged into this??? we aren't even apart of your group!
childe: what's wrong ripoff, scared you can't handle it?
thoma: im sorry, excuse me?
childe: oh c'mon…there's only reason you're so eager to run, especially considering that fighting me is such an opportunity that's quite hard to come by
lenther: it really isn't-
thoma: Oh! So eager to best me, hm? That's fine, just sounds an awful lot weird.
childe: What do you mean
thoma: Honestly, it just looks like you're grasping at straws for something to prove! :)
childe: I don't have to prove SHIT to you
childe: FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN YOU COWARD
thoma: FUCK YOU, WERE ON OUR WAY.
candace: "teambonding"
kaeya: ahaha! they aren't in the same group, doesn't count!
lenther: haha…yeah..anyways!
candace: 🤨
kaeya: hm…
candace: wait I wanna join im a smashster
scaramouche: point and laugh
candance: shut up baby man
scaramouche: eye roll
kae: bro, candace ofc, join
candace: let's fucking GO dawg
yunjin: oh, may I join as well? 😊
childe: yeah, of course!
candace: that's- yikes….all right then..
diluc: …I'm going to take a nap instead.
diluc: Oh my god nevermind, they brought grape juice :0
[11:20pm]
candace: PSA, Yunjin absolutely fucked our shit UP
childe: #smilingthroughtheconstipation
lenther: #getmeoutofhere
yunjin: hehe
chongyun: what does she get as prize
kaeya: isnt it your bedtime young man?
chongyun: im like…19..
childe: im not gonna lie i thought were 12
chongyun: im a big kif 🙁
yunjin: kif
chongyun: haha! #kiffingmyself!
collei: SLAY we love self love! Keep kissing yourself bestie bc who else will?
bennett: smooch
chongyun: gheehehahshaeheheahs
diluc: all of you GO TO SLEEEEEEP im tired and yourf fcuking messages are blowing up my phonf
thoma: awee sleepy luc i just wanna squeeze you till you turn the color of kayak’s hair <3
diluc: I- anywayds do you wanna come sleep with eme
thoma: please yes i am NOT driving back with itto.
diluc: #smilingfrog
Diluc is offline
Thoma is offline
kaeya: everytime those two interact i then remember that they’re exes and i wonder where i’ve went wrong in life cuz why cant i get me somebody like THAT
childe: maybe ur blind lol ☠️
kaeya: dont try me childe i know your weakness
childe: what is it
kaeya: MICROWAVABLE FISH STICKS
childe: GOD NO.
collei: gay little people in my phone shut up before i eat you for din din
kaeya: YES MA'AM