Chapter 7
Ringing Candace…
cyno: candaaace, answerrrr
razor: wake up wake up
candace: shut uuuUUUUP STOP RINGING ME
cyno: if we don't we'll wake everyone else up
razor: ANSWER
razor: we're hungry
candace: why and how is this my concern
cyno: I need your help, get on call
razor: big bro doesn't know how to make hashweh
cyno: HUSH RAZOR
candace: god. fine.
razor: I wanthash brown.
candance: MAKE HIM HASHBROW CYO
cyno: hashbrow
cyno: anyway, dont know how
candace: who the hell does the cooking in your dorm.
cyno: me
candace: yo group living offa pencil shavings and brick chips huh
cyno: its times like these im not sorry i hid your favorite head wraps
candace: OH FUCK YOU THAT WAS YOU??
cyno: ‘eeeeeeeUP
candace: nah fuck you, im not helping you anymore
cyno: you'd really let your darling big bro starve
candace: eat the silk of my head wraps you whore
cyno: giggle
razor: CANDAAACE JOJIN IM HUNGRRERERE
Ringing Candace…
Candace Declined.
Ringing Candace…
Candace Declined.
Ringing Candace…
candace: FIIIINEEE STOP IM JOINING.
razor: sustenance c:
[3:09am]
alhaitham: alright that's it, who gave my boyfriend the idea of putting mushrooms and pineapple on the same pizza
candance: why does it feel like this is the first time you've openly regarded him as such
alhaitham: because any other time you all would make a big deal out of it
candace: and what exactly makes this different than other times
alhaitham: it's 3am and most of you are asleep
candace: OH CRAP ITS THREE- why are yall eating mushroom pizza at three in the damn morning
althaitham: weren't you just on a call guiding your brothers on how to make hashweh
candance: …this aint about them
tighnari: I'd like to say, I offered to make mushroom soup with pineapples on the side. But you insisted we do something else.
althaitham: when did I ever insinuate I wanted to MAKE a pizza…from SCRATCH…with pineapples no less
tighnari: oh you didn't, this is just my revenge for you being such a big baby about it
alhaitham: …I'm going to cry. Really loudly. And wake up my entire dorm so they can see how mean you are to me.
tighnari: can you let me go then, I really don't want your snot on my shoulder
alhaitham: lmao no you're warm
tighnari: you're so dumb
alhaitham: shhhh, tap me awake when the pizzas ready
tighnari: of course, dear <3
alhaitham: <333
Alhaitham is offline
candance: yall really just find the worst ways to remind me I'm single 😒
tighnari: unsingle then
candace: tighnari I know where you live, I know how you sleep, I know everything about you, enough to wipe you completely from the grid 😊
tighnari: Except, you'd never. Who else is going to calm your nerd brother down like I do? Who is going to help you with keeping that plant alive your "beloved" gave to you? Who is going to help you pick out the best natural creams for that face of yours? Hm? Hm?
candace: Maybe you should stop dating that scratching post, his cooties are rubbing off on you
tighnari: his huh
cyno: eatin this shit U-
cyno: oh 😒, nah thats just peak tighnaricore
tighnari: Hello Cyno :)
cyno: hi narriii
tighnari: Why are you up so early? You should be asleep
cyno: i noticed you were gone so I got up a bit ago
candace: punches you 👊💥
candace: gts
cyno: 😐🙁☹️😢
candace: wait no bro its okay
cyno: mean
candace: cry about it
cyno: anyways, nari you should go to sleep
tighnari: yeah, okay
Tighnari is offline
cyno: o h
alhaitham: MY BOYFRIEND JUST TURNED INTO A TINY FOX IM GOING TO EAT HIM NAHAGAHAHANAGAH
cyno: shut up haitham.
alhaitham: you're just mad you aren't holding a sleeping fox right now
cyno: …I hope he tears up yalls curtains
alhaitham: L-oser
candace: i have your feet pics dnt make me leak them dogs
cyno: candace…what the fuck..
alhaitham: get your sister, PLEASE.
cyno: oh my god are you scared alhaitham..?
alhaitham: what? No. no.
candace: boo
alhaitham: go away.