Minecraft Rage
alhaitham: im never playing minecraft with you people AGAIN
cyno: he says, while helping me mine for diamonds
alhaitham: you’re the closest and currently sanest one
kaveh: excuse me for wanting to be CREATIVE
alhaitham: what does building a “gardening shed” have anything to do with our main objective
kaveh: HMPH, WHAT ABOUT NARI??? HE’S LIGHTYEARS AWAY
alhaitham: nari is helping out by gathering animals, which happens to be a necessity
kaveh: oh, you’re just praising your boyfriend.
alhaitham: what? No, he’s literally just relatively good at catching animals. We need bees, wolves, fish, etc.
kaveh: oh, and im not?
cyno: no
kaveh: FUCK YOU CYNO, YOU’RE NOT APART OF THIS
cyno: silent block breaking noises
candace: cyno’s pure awkward silence while fighting off a horde of mobs and watching these two bicker is fucking KILLING ME
cyno: smiling the pain away
kaveh: at this point, if you dont want me playing with you, why did you ask me to join?
alhaitham: i didnt.
cyno: but..you did
alhaitham: Butt out, dog boy.
cyno: thats so rude
alhaitham: hush now, dont want to strain yourself.
cyno: sad block punching noises
candace: IM DYING
kaveh: ugh..im just gonna go, ill play later when you regain a sliver of humanity
alhaitham: wait no.
kaveh: tch, what is it?
alhaitham: sigh…fine..yes, i suppose the shed helps with further organization for supplies for our crops
alhaitham: thank you veh, im sorry
kaveh: hmph…thank you too haitham
cyno: Okay woohoo great, now will you two shut the fuck up, I just got butt fucked FIVE FUCKING TIMES because of this weird ass lovers quarrel, and then i fucking fucked up and accidently set my spawn point ALL THE BACK AT OUR FUCKING BASE so haitham god so help me if you dont GET YOUR ASS BACK THERE AND PICK UP ALL MY FUCKING STUFF ILL MINECRAFT YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW.
yoimiya: oh…oh my god 💀
candace: I CANT BREAAATHE
xinyan: okay but like…tighnari?? 😭
tighnari: hm? Yes?
candace: im sorry you were here that WHOLE TIME?
tighnari: yes?
xinyan: what the
tighnari: i was preoccupied with albedo and my bees :>
albedo: Yes, that is correct. I needed honey for a potion, so I decided to go assist Tighnari.
tighnari: then we got distracted, and had a little bee parade with some flowers
yoimiya: without talking to each other?
tighnari: yep, he just kinda started following me and then got the gist
candace: this just in, sumeru man jumped by multiple mobs in midst of lovers quarrel and two gays running around the map with bees
cyno: i hate it here