TEYVAT10 Co., Ltd

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mika: hows about you sing to your lungs give outheizou: why are children so mean to me 🙁kaeya: maybe wipe that clown mask off your face, they’re probably scared of youkazuha: Heizou, please, you look like the outcome of a ripoff crossover movie of pennywise and sadako. Wash your face.heizou: yes daddymika: its people like you that make me want to freeze the world overkaeya: its crazy how fans think you’re the innocent uwu of the groupor,Some of Teyvats biggest idol groups in one group chat. Whats the worst that could happen? Not gonna lie, very rarepair indulgent
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luminerin added 20+ members


luminerin: Listen up, we need your help

lenther: all of our best friends!! hi!!

heizou: “we”?

luminerin: we.

heizou: yeah…my intuition tells me this is going to be bad

luminerin: fuck you heizou

heizou: d'aww...no more "heihei?" :(

luminerin: eyebrow raise

heizou: wuv you <3

luminerin: …ew

venti: wait hold on hold on, how come you two get to have nicknames :(

lenther: don't even worry about that bro, dont even worry about that

sara: what was it you needed help with?

luminerin: thank you Sara
luminerin: anyways, me and ae need valentines day ideas, feeding fans ya know

xiao: how about this, let's all post a cute little middle finger on top of a stock photo heart and post it to Twitter

cyno: sure 

luminerin: okay...that's not typical xiaocore

albedo: Cyno took his phone, then proceeded to text from his own.

cyno: you’re SUCH a buzzkill

albedo: Bite it, dog boy.

amber: hihi!!! nice to finally talk to all of you in one place!
amber: and also lumi, how about a valentine's day song?

luminerin: ambie baby yes that's wonderful <3

heizou: awe…so she gets nicknames and I don't? :(

luminerin: you're not as cute as her

heizou: FUCK YOU IM PLENTY CUTE

luminerin: sure

kazuha: they're right, they're plenty cute

heizou: YUHHHH MY BROFIE KAZUHA ALWAYS HAS MY BACK

sara: i'm sorry- brofie?

heizou: yeah! my brofriend!! <33

kazuha: where are my disgusted cat meme faces

lenther: heizou that is the most SINGLE thing I've read all day

cyno: ironic, considering the entire reason this started was for a valentines day concept

heizou: you know what cyno? i'll burn all your nerd cards

xiao: don't you play with him and those "nerd cards" hours into the night?

heizou: no xiao honey were in the same group, you're supposed to agree with me

xiao: k

amber: NOT K

heizou: THAT'S IT, IM TAKING THE KIDS AND LEAVING YOUR ASS

xiao: amburger save me please

amber: my sweet summer child of course, look away from the bad man now sweetie

heizou: REALLY??? WHY DONT I GET A NICKNAME

collei: alright jizzou

heizou: …for fucks sake

cyno: HEY
cyno: that's my daughter yer talkin' to…best fix yer lips right 'round my darlin' lil angel.

collei: yeah!! Haha!! Thats right, you tell em dad!!
collei: (please help he’s been following me for months) /j

tighnari: this is why im the better dad

cyno: absolute CRAP, its me! i've got the good jokes

luminerin: it’s definitely tighnari

cyno: damn you

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