Skittle Squad Scandals
lenther: its been five hours and seriously, NO ONE ELSE has come up with a concept?
xiao: this is why amber solos your favs
amber: awe :)
bennett: hear me out, valentines day group mixups
luminerin: writing it down
xingqiu: 10/10 idea benny, you’re amazing my liege <33
lenther: …this was a terrible idea
candace: yeah, you think?
cyno: CANDACE
candace: CYNO
cyno: virtual sibling jig
candace: jiggy jiggy wiggle wiggle
kaeya: lol
kaeya: what if we all make playlists of our favorite love songs and post em?
lenther: writing it down
xiangling: WHAT IF WE DO BAKING STREAMS?
venti: ehehe…hear me out…secret santa…but its VALENTINES DAY
amber: oooo?
hu tao: BETTER IDEA, WHAT IF WE DID ALL
xiao: wha, taotao, how
luminerin: we’re listening
hu tao: i’ll dm you and aether!
luminerin: bet
xiangling: dang bros we wanna know
collei: i hunger
xiangling: I cook! Come to the kitchen :)
collei: COMING
kaveh: i also hunger :(
alhaitham: Starve.
kaveh: you are SO mean i HATE IT here im LEAVING and NEVER coming BACK
ayato: Pardon me, my dear friend, but didn’t you utter those exact words just last week?
kaveh: Be GONE BITCH BOY, who asked you.
ayato: Hehe..
itto: DONT LEAVE US VEH
itto: you make me fun little toys :(((
kaveh: Oh Itto, my darling Itto I could never leave you <3
itto: WOOOO FUCK YEAH
candance: no wonder your group’s name is honeycrush, whole lot of QUEERS
itto: exCUSE ME LADY, you forgot the X
itto: honeyXcrush get it right
kuki: you’re such a fool itto
itto: i wuv you too kukipookie <3
scaramouche: ALL OF YOU are going to be the death of me
scaramouche: cuz like why am i even here :/
lenther: ur part of us babycakes <3
candace: oh nah…officer its that one
heizou: got it.
lenther: wait no bc im actually scared of you
scaramouche: what, why
heizou: cause i can make you see stars, sweetheart <3
scaramouche: oh yeah? how about we fuck around and find out then?
heizou: ex-cuse-me?
heizou: what.
cyno: awe hell nah pack it up fruitcakes, not in this chat, not EVER in this chat
candace: keep it movin fruity pebbles, this aint the bowl for yall to dance in
razor: move along skittle squad, no one’s trying to taste that rainbow
scaramouche: DAMN, WHAT
Heizou: WHAT THE FCUK
yoimiya: I FUCKING LOVE YOU SIBLINGS MAN.
yanfei: just 5 hours and this is officially probably the worst thing to ever be made in this company
collei: this place has "potential scandal" written all over it
yanfei: s'only a matter of time at this point