it's nice to have a friend
Emily: help. what to do.
*sent an attachment*
Emily: spencer!!! its been three hours hello!!
Spencer: oh my god
Spencer saved a photo
Spencer: !!!
Emily: spencer. help me.
Spencer: with what? you seem better than ever :)
Emily: the opposite, actually!!! we’ve not slept i don’t think she will wake up any time soon!
Spencer: …
Emily: oh my god, not like that
Spencer: send it to penelope she gives good advice
Emily: i don’t want anyone else knowing about how i feel about her!!! im only telling you because your genius brain figured it out!
Emily: hello???
Spencer: you think the team doesn’t know?
Emily: WHAT.
Spencer: its pretty obvious, em. like come on, the way you look at her? hold on.
Emily: what are u doing.
Emily: SPENCER!!!
Emily: !!! come back!!!
Spencer Reid added Penelope Garcia to a group
Spencer Reid added Aaron Hotchner to a group
Spencer Reid added David Rossi to a group
Spencer Reid added Derek Morgan to a group
Spencer Reid added Emily Prentiss to a group
Spencer Reid named the group mission jemily
Spencer: :)
Aaron: Reid, what is this? What is “jemily”?
Spencer: oh that’s so weird, give me a second.
Spencer Reid changed Aaron Hotchner’s name to Hotch
Derek Morgan changed Penelope Garcia’s name to baby girl
Spencer Reid changed David Rossi’s name to Rossi
Derek Morgan changed his name to Morgan
Spencer Reid changed Emily Prentiss’ name to simp for jj
simp for jj: ok first of all, how do you know what a simp is? second of all, why is everyone on here.
Spencer: firstly, because of penelope, secondly, because everyone knows?
Rossi: Why just the last names?
Spencer: seeing hotch referred to as Aaron made me feel weird.
simp for jj: agreed.
Baby girl: oh finally!!! is emily asking jj out?
simp for jj: how long have you all… ?????
Hotch: Since you guys first met, honestly.
simp for jj: NOT YOU TOO.
Rossi: I agree, but what is jemily?
Morgan: jj and emily :)))
Rossi: Makes sense. But, given yesterday’s events, why is this group chat happening today?
Spencer: i am so glad you asked.
simp for jj: oh don’t you dare.
Spencer sent a photo
simp for jj: SPENCER REID!!!! i sent you that in confidence!
Baby girl: oh my god you guys are ADORABLE. seriously. anyone else would think you’re dating.
Morgan: ^^^
Baby girl: also, how’s jj? is she holding up okay?
simp for jj: yeah, I mean we had a pretty tough talk, but ill let her tell you guys about that if she wants to. now she’s getting some much needed sleep… on my shoulder.
Hotch: Wait. She’s still there?
Simp for jj: yes. see my problem?
Baby girl: not really
Morgan: nope
Spencer: no
Rossi: Doesn’t seem like a problem to me.
Hotch: Same here. But I don’t see why this is relevant to all of us?
simp for jj: thank you!!!!!
Spencer: because she’s too scared to actually tell jj how she feels.
simp for jj: you don’t even know if she likes me back!!!
Baby girl: it’s pretty obvious, actually.
Rossi: It is.
Morgan: and that’s coming from Rossi!
Rossi: What do you mean by that?
Morgan: nothing.
Hotch: This is a group of profilers, I think you’re forgetting.
Morgan: LMAOOO word
Hotch: I was simply stating the obvious.
Morgan: OH MY GOD
Hotch: ??
Morgan: sorry.
Spencer: guys!!!!!!!
Baby girl: yes!!! back to the gays!!
simp for jj: okay fine, if you guys want this to happen so badly. what do I do?? shes hardly been divorced to will! im not gonna jump in like hey! i know ur heartbroken but wanna date?
Spencer: you do know they were separate for like a year before the divorce right?
simp for jj: …
simp for jj: what.
Baby girl: thought that was common knowledge.
Hotch: Me too.
Morgan: same.
Rossi: I think she mentioned it when it first happened, actually.
simp for jj; you’re joking.
Spencer: we aren’t, actually.
simp for jj: you all suck.
Baby girl: :(
simp for jj: not you penelope <3
Baby girl: :)
simp for jj: okay but seriously what do I do.
Baby girl: tell her how you feel!
simp for jj: got that part but HOW.
Hotch: Be open. Maybe give her a few days to recover from the past few days, just ask if she would like to go to dinner with you, straight up. Make sure to clarify it’s a date, though.
simp for jj: damn. didnt expect hotch to come in clutch with relationship advice.
simp for jj: FUCK
Spencer: WHAT
simp for jj: SHES AWAKE. DONT KNOW IF SHE SAW CHAT.BYE.
Baby girl: oh my god it could be happening!!!!!!!!!
simp for jj: update; not happening, she saw nothing.
Spencer: :( tell her!
simp for jj: not today.
Morgan: but you will? soon?
simp for jj: … yes.