Day one… 🤭
In the begining there were two words.
“We The People”.
There was no meening for these words. That is, until the mother of “We the people” sprouted a child.
That child’s name was George Washington.
Georgia was a VERY curious 🧐 child.
On the first day, Georgie wanted to name everything and their mother🤪. He named the skies, idk skies. Same for the oceans (and the’re mom) etc. then one day he saw four words engraved on a marble statue of a bald eagel.
“We the People”. George was like “nah, fam, wha the heck does this shi’ mean?? You know damn well urs truly going to name it 😍”
He gave meaning to these goofy ahh words.
“We”
GW called it
“Idk man, more than one dude”
“The”
And George called it
“ idfk to refer to smth”
“People”
And George called it
“Me fr 😍🤭🤞”
Now these serene(like beutiful) words upon a marble egale statuette had meaning. And George thought it was so.
George was like “nah man I’m too tired imma head out.”
and than there was night and then their was day.
On the second day, George decided to ask his mommy, the Eagel statuette, for some friends.
“Bish this is so lame, being all by myself 🤯. Make some friends for me or some shi’.” No response lol.
Then, from behind George, he heard two men walking
“Yo!!! Wassup dude!! We Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson!”
“You can call me TJ tho 🤭” said Thomas or ‘TJ’
“Yooo bruh! I was starting to get bored out here, namin stuff or whateva. My names George.”
And they were best friends.
“Y’all wanna watch breaking bad?” Said Ben.
“What the frick is breakin bad?” Said George.
“Idk, but I got a date with this beautiful woman, her name is Alexander Hamilton, and theirs a million thing she hasn’t done, but just you wait, just you wait 😍” TJ said.
“Ain’t that a man’s name 💀” said George and Ben simultaneously (at the same time if yall are dumb).
“Don’t make fun of my gf😡”