Wow day 2 getting in ten’s
Geogie said like “bros this conrty britan is trash yo”
The king was like “nah brother we the goat”
But geoges fam was like “nah this continent is mid” (TJ my man said that) and ben frank said “yeah TJ this nation is one big “L””. The king was starting to get pissed and he was like “NO BRITISH IS A “W” NOT AN “L”🤓”. And they did not agreee. They had mad beef with each other. The brothers left and GW said “yall we aint no gosh darnnit brothers we is some fathers!!! The founding father bru!!!!” And so they were *joyish music* rebel. And rebel they did.
The men decided to devise a plan of an uprise of the evil British king
“man we gonna murder our man, da king?!”
“He aint our “man”, TJ he is EVILL!!!!” said ben
Georgie let out a little girlish giggle “tehehe!👧”
“Sheut up geograph, you don’t even know how to read 💀” TJ
“Bro no one knows how 2 read😹 ☠️☠️☠️”
“oh right 🙀 i forgor we aint in 2023”
“Anyways” said gorgy “we need to com processin up with an actual plan”
they other man’s said “aye bro😝”.
“How we gonna kill da king bro? He’s like, the biggest bird 🐦” TJ said.
George said “by dancing, walking, rearranging furniture. AlHam is shopping, I let the eagl out of the cage”
“What ☠️☠️” TJ said.
Geographisch Said “idk it just came out ☠️”
“hay top G,—”
Ben said “we are off track fam, shutup”
top g says “let us kill the king!”
TJ was like “jit im too lazy for allat😹😹” and they went to this cool ahh land called the new worl*magic dust sound*
And then there was this *huge* battle and like, the founin father like, won or smth.
Since like the king was dead, they decided to name the new world “amerika”
Why?
TJ said it sounded kinda italian”.
That was day two👺