
Characters
Emily Dyer | Doctor, Emma Woods | Gardener, Norton Campbell | Prospector, Naib Subedar | Mercenary, Frederick Kreiburg | Composer, Orpheus | Novelist (Identity V), Melly Plinius | Entomologist, Margaretha Zelle | Female Dancer, Mike Morton | Acrobat, Joker | Weeping Clown, Martha Behamfil | Coordinator, Vera Nair | Perfumer, Patricia Dorval | Enchantress, Demi Bourbon | Barmaid, Fiona Gilman | Priestess, Andrew Kreiss | Grave Keeper, Ganji Gupta | Batter, Anne Lester | Toy Merchant, Edgar Valden | Painter, Ada Mesmer | Psychologist, Aesop Carl | Embalmer, Victor Grantz | Postman/Edgar Valden | Painter, Victor Grantz | Postman/Andrew Kreiss | Grave Keeper, Aesop Carl | Embalmer/Victor Grantz | Postman, Luca Balsa | Prisoner/Edgar Valden | Painter, Luca Balsa | Prisoner/Norton Campbell | Prospector, Luca Balsa | Prisoner & Edgar Valden | Painter, Victor Grantz | Postman, Wick | Post Dog, Luca Balsa | Prisoner, Tracy Reznik | Mechanic, William Ellis | Forward, Eli Clark | Seer, Emil | Patient, Memory | Little Girl, Kevin Alonso | Cowboy, Jose Baden | First Officer, Luchino | Evil Reptilian, Qi Shiyi | Antiquarian
Tags
Fluff
Unrequited Love
Love Confessions
Angst with a Happy Ending
Fluff and Angst
Love Triangles
Fights
Fist Fights
Out of Character Edgar Valden | Painter
Angry Edgar Valden | Painter
Jealous Edgar Valden | Painter
Manager Edgar Valden | Painter
Mcdonalds au
yes they all work at mcdonalds
KFC AU
fastfood au
Minor Victor Grantz | Postman/Andrew Kreiss | Grave Keeper
POV Victor Grantz | Postman
Victor Grantz | Postman Speaks
Minor Luca Balsa | Prisoner/Edgar Valden | Painter
Edgar Valden | Painter Being an Asshole
Edgar Valden | Painter Appreciation
Luca Balsa | Prisoner Has ADHD
Childhood friends Luca Balsa | Prisoner & Edgar Valden | Painter
British Edgar Valden | Painter
Edgar and Aesop fight
so does edgar and andrew
edgar just fights everyone
Summary
Victor signs up for to work at Mcdonalds as his job of being a postman hasnt gained him the money he currently needs. what the postman didnt realise is how much drama he would be getting into by getting this new job.basically edgar being protective over victor and the whole entire world trying to steal victor from the painter (its mainly aesop and andrew tho)(THIS IS MAINLY A JOKE !!)
Note
a few things i wanna mention really quick:1. i know victor is supposedly mute, however i completely forgot about that while writing and kinda wasnt bothered to rewrite the entire plot…so i changed it:- victor was mute during childhood due to bullying in school, but after leaving school and a few therapy sessions to recover from that childhood trauma, he is able to speak (but hes not that confident yet)- no one knows victor was mute since i made him move to london,, he was born in essex tho 😇🤙🤙 dont ask why i chose essex lol2. if u havent guessed, this fanfic originates in england and to be specific,, it takes place in london3. edgars parents dont like that he works in mcdonalds, but edgar wanted to be more independent so he kinda just bought a mcdonalds- edgar is like mega rich cuz of his paintings and cuz of his family business- edgar is also very british… like VERY british… (the royal family has competition)4. norton was actually supposed to be based on his mcdonalds skin, but i kinda forgot to describe him like how he looks in his mcdonalds skin and after my beta readers mentioned it to me i kinda wasnt bothered to change it and just left it5. i wasnt bothered to include hunters ,, sorry6. theres a big ass rivalry between KFC and Mcdonalds but no one knows that edgar and vera (the managers) are like best friendsand demi and jose also are dating but no one knows that cuz the workers treat their jobs like how they do in pitch perfect where the barden bellas and the treblemakers couldnt date else they’d be kicked out the bellas and that’d be aca-awkward… (i dunno why im talkin about pitch perfect … but ok)7. idk what the fuck im doing8. i dont know how out of character everyone is but this is how i see the charactersmari if u see this,, this is for u
Chapters
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1. April 4th (the first day.)
April 20, 2025 at 08:39 AM -
2. 5th April (Second day - yet the most stressful.)
April 20, 2025 at 08:39 AM -
2.5. 5th April (Second day - but it gets worse…)
April 20, 2025 at 08:39 AM