Wait,what? (numero uno)
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Wait,what?!part deux is now up.
"Oh my Loki! What is that noise? Jane, what are you doing? Jane, Janey, Jane. JANE!" Darcy yelled in exasperation.
"Wh-huh..What? What happened?" The scientist in question asked.
"Is that FostFrost thingy supposed to do that whooshing thing and the spark-y thing?" Darcy Lewis was a political scientist, not a theoretical astrophysicist and she was unapologetic about it. She liked her people more than machines(except for her trusty tasers which had been lovingly renamed 'Mew-mew 2.0' after being Starkified)
"For the last time Darcy, it will not be named FostFrost! It is an Einstein-Rosen Bridge which may be named Foster Bridge(patent pending) if it even works. It's not working yet." Dr. Jane Foster was nothing if not modest.
"Whatevs. FostFrost was waaayyyy cooler. Geddit? Frost=Cooler. Hee." Darcy snickered.
Jane sighed. And reminded herself for the umpteenth time that Darcy was an intelligent person and her best friend, and not the ditzy and childish girl she liked to be portrayed as. She knew that Darcy felt it was better to be thought a fool and underestimated. It'd saved their hides many a times, from SHIELD in Puente Antiguo(Darcy's coding had made it so that they could not just copy it) and later in London( from the Intern now known as Ian, the Hydra minion). "Yes, Darce." She replied, "Now stop with the horrible puns."
"Ok. I'll if you get up and have lunch with me. You've not eaten anything today and Ihavesomethingimportanttotellyou." Darcy finished in a quick rush of breath.
"Spill." Jane stated bossily.
"No, shower first. Then lunch. Wherein we will commence 'Girl Talk'." Darcy commanded.
"Nngh. If you insist. But I have these equations to verify, your new minion is very prone to errors and...... wait a sec, I can virtually hear the capitals in Girl Talk. Darce, c'mon." Jane whined, "You cannot do that and expect me to be patient."
"I do insist. Moreover, I can." Darcy pronounced with a shrug. "Now. Chop chop boss-lady."
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"So." Jane had showered and eaten, as per Darcy's instructions, and was chomping at the bit. Impatience made her behaviour short.
"Yes?" Darcy arched an eyebrow.
"Darce, c'mon." Jane whined.
Darcy reflected that Tony Stark was a bad influence on Jane, that whiny tone was the same one Tony used when he tried to get his way. Although, she thought, Jane's tantrums were a thing of beauty(sans the feet-stomping, of course.)
"Last Sunday in Asgard, when we were in the library Loki hinted that I might not need him for accessing the royal library."
"Yeah, so?" Jane asked, nonchalant.
"What do you mean 'yeah,so'?" Darcy demanded.
"I mean what's the big deal about it? You can enter his library without him already. I don't see what got you this excited!" Jane remarked, stepping on the elevator.
"ByLoki, Jaaane. I swear. Royal library of Asgard. Where only the Royal family of Asgard may enter without an escort."
"Royal family..."
"Yes."
Jane's mouth was hanging open in surprise. The omnipresent entity that guarded the building took the opportunity to cut in.
"Miss Lewis, might I offer my best for your future?"
"Thank you, Jarvis. You are the best."
"I try." Jarvis hummed in pleasure.
"Yo . Janey-poo! Snap out of it already. We're at the lab."
"Right.Yes. Um..sorry. Congrats! Darcy, I'm so happy for you. I can't believe you are getting married."
"Thanks Jane. I can't believe it myself." She replied, blushing and smiling like a smitten kitten.
"Aww! Darcy's blushing?!" Jane teased.
"Haha. Very funny! I'm not the one who keeps her flatmate awake with cries of says,'Oh Thor,yes! Let me ride your thun.."
"Darcy!" Shrieking in embarrassment,Jane lunged.
Darcy tried to sidestep and stumbled, jostling Jane's bridge- machine thingy which started beeping alarmingly. Jarvis too sounded the Avengers' emergency-at-the-labs alarm.
The assorted superheroes assembled.
Loki popped in, hearing Darcy's frantic whispering of "OhmyLoki, what do I do? I have a bad feeling about this."
Unfortunately, disproving Harry Potter's 'magic and electronics don't mix' did not go so well. In fact, when Loki's teleporting to Darcy happened to be in the vicinity of beeping machine; science and magic worked a little too well.
The machine stopped beeping and instead started producing a sound not unlike an activated bifrost.
The room was awash in a blinding light. Darcy and Loki had disappeared.